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06-30-2013, 04:36 PM #1
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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The government is listening to your internets. Generate a sentence with some of the keywords they're looking for. Tweet or share and you could earn a new follower in Washington.

Example : Pick up some Trojans if you drop by Target tonight. If I get one more denial of service, I'm going to burst

or....

She sez I have a suspicious package, but I don't have an infection. Unless it's a mutation. I h8 crabs

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http://nsa.motherboard.tv/
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06-30-2013, 06:15 PM #2
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06-30-2013, 06:58 PM #3
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damned.gif I'd just as soon not get on anyone's bad side, but hey... that's just me.

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06-30-2013, 07:02 PM #4
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(06-30-2013, 06:58 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  damned.gif I'd just as soon not get on anyone's bad side, but hey... that's just me.


The idea is to overload them so they can't watch anyone
06-30-2013, 07:10 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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I wouldn't dream of typing anything so provocative. I've got to go check my pressure cooker, I'm making a stew that's sure to be a killer! It smells wonderful in here.

We don't have Target though, so we have to pick up trojans elsewhere. Hopefully not malware from the internets though. chuckle.gif
06-30-2013, 07:21 PM #6
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rofl.gif omg.gif

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06-30-2013, 07:21 PM #7
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(06-30-2013, 07:10 PM)Octo Wrote:  I wouldn't dream of typing anything so provocative. I've got to go check my pressure cooker, I'm making a stew that's sure to be a killer! It smells wonderful in here.

We don't have Target though, so we have to pick up trojans elsewhere. Hopefully not malware from the internets though. chuckle.gif


The stew will be killer especially if it's cooked in a pressure cooker.
06-30-2013, 07:24 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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I love using the pressure cooker for stews. The flavors just explode in your mouth!

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06-30-2013, 07:30 PM #9
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(06-30-2013, 07:24 PM)Octo Wrote:  I love using the pressure cooker for stews. The flavors just explode in your mouth!

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An avalanche of flavor will burst in your mouth for sure.

Hope you do not get food poisoning because the toxic plume from the bathroom will cause an evacuation.
06-30-2013, 07:42 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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I've never had food poisoning beercheer.gif I haven't had a stomach virus in over 10 years.

I probably shouldn't have said that, now I'm going to catch one. damned.gif
07-01-2013, 04:51 AM #11
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NICE !

I just checked my cookies

and this cookie : " nsa.gov "

was in there

leave it to killy to get shït flowing
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07-01-2013, 11:13 AM #12
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(06-30-2013, 04:36 PM)I⊥∀NIW∩LLIʞ Wrote:  The government is listening to your internets. Generate a sentence with some of the keywords they're looking for. Tweet or share and you could earn a new follower in Washington.

Example : Pick up some Trojans if you drop by Target tonight. If I get one more denial of service, I'm going to burst

or....

She sez I have a suspicious package, but I don't have an infection. Unless it's a mutation. I h8 crabs

chuckle.gif

http://nsa.motherboard.tv/


You have it backwards actually. They spam you phishing for a set up. They're...not too bright and not just for stereotypically disgusting looking and acting pedophiles, either. That's not a euphemism either, they're deviant pedophiles and deviant at every other thing they do in their lives. They belong in prison not positions of illusory power.



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