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06-28-2012, 12:05 PM #1
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And this song came out 2 weeks after:

I fell and broke my foot; So I got this Black boot... that went upto my knee
Any ways
I wanted Sex from My wife
So I had her bend over the bed; while I stood on one leg and done her doggy style
So im guessing that song came out; from that event
06-28-2012, 12:12 PM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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not to brag
but when i did her

i stood on nothing
not even one leg

but,,,
i'm good like that

yes i am indeedylmao.gif
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06-28-2012, 12:12 PM #3
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(06-28-2012, 12:12 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  not to brag
but when i did her

i stood on nothing
not even one leg

but,,,
i'm good like that

yes i am indeedylmao.gif


rofl
06-28-2012, 12:13 PM #4
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Stanky leg can happen on accident, especially when there's enough alcohol involved. beercheer.gif

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06-28-2012, 12:22 PM #5
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Love the song OP!
06-28-2012, 02:21 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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ğkking doctors.

When I broke my foot they gave me a ğkking ace bandage. Damn thing never did heal right.


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
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06-28-2012, 07:07 PM #7
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(06-28-2012, 12:05 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewufRwrayTI

And this song came out 2 weeks after:

I fell and broke my foot; So I got this Black boot... that went upto my knee
Any ways
I wanted Sex from My wife
So I had her bend over the bed; while I stood on one leg and done her doggy style
So im guessing that song came out; from that event
if you want sex from your wife? don't you have vto pay her pimp first or at least have a roll of pennies ready?t-dancing.gif
06-28-2012, 07:08 PM #8
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06-28-2012, 07:09 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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I don't think you're supposed to put pennies in her slot. 13.gif
06-28-2012, 07:35 PM #10
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No cause it tastes like copper after that. chuckle.gif

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06-28-2012, 07:43 PM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Better copper than tuna.


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-30-2012, 09:46 AM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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if you put honey on the clit
you won't smell the tuna

and the sticky,,, well, sticky tongue on a clit

MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! WHEW!

Nice
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07-01-2012, 04:55 PM #13
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(06-28-2012, 07:43 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Better copper than tuna.


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chocolate is loaded with copper
07-01-2012, 05:06 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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Actually the cocoa bean is. Chocolate usually comes loaded with sugar so I use cocoa powder to avoid that poison.
07-01-2012, 10:08 PM #15
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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cinamon
brown sugar
honey
and,,
blueberries
oatmeal
crushed walnuts
a shake of Cayenne pepper
12 oz package of sunflower seeds shelled
1/2Lb butter
1/2 a banana
1/2LB bag of shredded Coconut
16 oz can of drained and dried Pineapple
6oz of wafflemix
8oz stone ground flour
bacon bits ( whole bottle )
two scoops of raisins
3 shakes of vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon salt
6oz of chopped scallions
two teaspoons Bullseye Bbq sauce
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon yeast
1/2 Lb cookie mix

Blend
bake

then set oven to broil
and place in the broiler
for 40 seconds

let cool

place sliced pineapple with cherries
on top


slice

and give it to the Neighbors Parakeet



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