We may as well milk this thread for all it's worth.

Well yeah, we can dish out puns till the cows come home

Dish of Puns ?

How do they Taste ?

Like spare ribs. Ever wonder why they call them that? It's not like they had extras and said hey, what a great idea to make it a dish and...

That has to come from the bible where Adam took his spare rib and made Eve

I bet it was swimmin' in barbecue sauce and that's why women have periods one a month.



Devil Schmehvil.

We should open a restaurant called Adam's Spare Ribs, beef only, with a name like Adam it sorta' has to be kosher.

(05-04-2017, 10:57 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  I bet it was swimmin' in barbecue sauce and that's why women have periods one a month.

HA !

down the street from where I'm sitting ,,, is : Adams Ribs

cool huh ?

drive by as the smoke crosses the street ,,, ya almost slam on the brakes
it smells so good

btw ,,,

what Wine is best with a Dish of Puns ?

(05-04-2017, 11:00 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  HA !

down the street from where I'm sitting ,,, is : Adams Ribs

cool huh ?

drive by as the smoke crosses the street ,,, ya almost slam on the brakes
it smells so good

btw ,,,

what Wine is best with a Dish of Puns ?

the grape depression

Grape Depression , got it ,, I'll check with the Ghetto Store

the always seem depressed ,

(05-04-2017, 02:01 PM)Meh Wrote:  

Quote:32 cows huddled around trees killed by lightning strike

Nearly three dozen cows huddled around trees to get out of the rain were killed by lightning in one swoop in Missouri.

Texas County dairy farmer Jared Blackwelder's cows died Saturday. A veterinarian confirmed they were struck by lightning and said it was the most he'd seen killed at one time.

http://www.pennlive.com/nation-world/201...e_kil.html

Cows (rather "bulls") are allegories for people in the spirit that survive harvest. Um...but it is part of the programming (gangstalking) but you don't know that until the end because you can't perceive it.

That's where all the mythology comes from about "slaying the bull"/"bull god"...it means something else but this will tell you who is represented in this in mythology (some wear the phrygian cap).

(05-04-2017, 10:57 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  I bet it was swimmin' in barbecue sauce and that's why women have periods one a month.

Thanks for taking the time to explain that to me.

NP I was on a philosophical freight train last night.

(05-05-2017, 04:23 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Grape Depression , got it ,, I'll check with the Ghetto Store

the always seem depressed ,

I think it's made by Richard's. Look between Wild Irish Rose and Thunderbird.

I bet that farmer was shocked to find his cows dead.