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Stop Dealing With Fraudsters My Dear!
12-11-2015, 07:16 PM #1
Coolchick Member
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this is an email O received. nigerian funds!

but my dear, do not be dealing with fraudsters anymore.. God will surely judge them

who lives by cheating!!

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TTN DEAR BENEFICIARY,
>
> I AM REV TONY JOHNSON, DIRECTOR CASH PROCESSING UNIT,UNITED
> BANK FOR AFRICA [UBA] THE ONLY BANK APPOINTED BY THE O.A.U
> MEMBERS LED BY PRESIDENT JOHN KUFFOR.
>
> DUE TO ON GOING FRAUD IN WEST AFRICA COUNTRIES WHERE SOME
> INNOCENT BENEFICIARIES WERE ASKED TO PAY IN ADVANCE BEFORE
> RECEIVING THEIR MONEY. THE ABOVE AFRICA UNION AND IMF HELD A
> MEETING IN BENIN REPUBLIC AND RESOLVED TO PAY ALL
> BENEFICIARIES IN CASH THROUGH A DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE.
>
> THE UNION HAS APPROVED AND APPOINTED UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA
> TO PAY YOU THE SUM OF ($1,500,000.00)BUT DUE TO ONGOOING
> FRAUD IN WEST AFRICA, WE HAVE TAKEN (US$10,000) FROM YOUR
> FUND FOR HANDLING CHARGES. THEREFORE THE AMOUNT YOU WILL BE
> EXPECTING FROM THE DIPLOMAT IS $1,490,000.00) INSTEAD OF
> ($1.5M).
>
> WE HAVE SET UP A PLAN TO CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION WITH YOU,
> HENCE YOU CAN GIVE US MAXIMUM COOPERATION.WE WANT YOU TO
> STOP FURTEHR COMMUNICATION WITH PERSONS, BANK OR COURIER
> THAT PROMISED TO PAY YOU THROUGH BANK TO BANK, WESTERN
> UNION, MONEY GRAM, ATM CARD, EVEN CHECK,DO NOT LISTING TO
> THEM BECAUSE BENIN REPUBLIC FINANCIAL INSTITUTION HAS
> PROHABITED SUCH PAYMENT DUE TO FRAUDLENT ACTIVITIES ALL OVER
> THE COUNTRY.
>
> WE ALSO UNDERSTOOD FROM THE FILE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DEALING
> WITH THE FRAUDSTER WHO HAS BEEN EXTORTING MONEY FROM YOU,MY
> DEAR,AS A SENIOR BANKER, CONTROLLING THIS CASH PAYMENT NOW,
> I ADVISE YOU NOT TO WASTE YOUR HARD EARNING MONEY BY
> PAYING ANY BODY IN ADVANCE AGAIN, AND IF YOU JUST FOLLOW MY
> INSTRUCTION YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR MONEY IN THREE DAYS TIME.
>
>
> YOUR FUND WILL BE PACKAGED IN A CONSIGNMENT BOX AND SHIPPED
> THROUGH LICENSED DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE. I WILL
> ALSO SEND THE PICTURE OF THE BOX BY ATTACHMENT TO YOU TO SEE
> HOW THE MONEY IS PACKAGED, I WILL SEND YOU MORE MAILS
> TO GIVE YOU MORE INFORMATION WITH MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT
> FOR YOU TO KNOW THE GENUINE OF THIS TRANSACTION.
>
> THEREFORE, QUICKLY FORWARD YOUR FULL NAME, HOME ADDRESS AND
> DIRECT PHONE NUMBER TO ME
> FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY.
>
> ALL THE DOCUMENTS WILL BE SENT TO YOU IF I AM ASSURED THAT
> YOU HAVE STOPPED SENDING MONEY TO THOSE FRAUDSTER . BUT GOD
> WILL SURELY JUDGE ALL OF THEM WHO LIVES BY CHEATING. MY
> BIBLE SAYS WHAT DOES IT PROFIT A MAN TO GAIN THE WHOLE WORLD
> BUT LOOSE HIS SOUL? I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU WITH
> THE REQUIRED INFORMATION
>
>
> REV.TONY JOHNSON JP
> DIRECTOR CASH PROCESSING UNIT
> UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA


they have met with the IMF, dontcha know..

LOL!

Just Plain Nuts.
12-11-2015, 07:31 PM #2
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,927 Threads:71 Joined:Feb 2011
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I'd be a multi-trillionaire by now, had all those Nigerian emails been legit.

And other variants of same.
12-11-2015, 07:32 PM #3
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Posts:5,205 Threads:118 Joined:Mar 2013
(12-11-2015, 07:31 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  chuckle.gif

I'd be a multi-trillionaire by now, had all those Nigerian emails been legit.

And other variants of same.

yeah but you gotta love the admonishment he gives her.
lol!

Just Plain Nuts.
12-11-2015, 07:43 PM #4
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,927 Threads:71 Joined:Feb 2011
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12-11-2015, 10:18 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,396 Threads:1,439 Joined:Feb 2011
I really can't believe that's still going on. The last time I read one of those I was on a 386 on a 56k dial up on AOL and Geocities was the FB. 15.gif
Kill meh.

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12-11-2015, 10:24 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,017 Threads:1,474 Joined:Feb 2011
All of a sudden he's a handsome Nigerian prince! Imagine getting a box of money AND true love!

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12-12-2015, 12:20 AM #7
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Posts:5,205 Threads:118 Joined:Mar 2013
(12-11-2015, 10:24 PM)Octo Wrote:  All of a sudden he's a handsome Nigerian prince! Imagine getting a box of money AND true love!

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İmage

Just Plain Nuts.
12-12-2015, 02:08 AM #8
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,927 Threads:71 Joined:Feb 2011
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They're all princes... 13.gif
12-12-2015, 11:42 AM #9
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
Posts:1,861 Threads:45 Joined:Mar 2011
Well, gotta' give him credit for being honest upfront about the $10K cut off the top. chuckle.gif
12-12-2015, 11:18 PM #10
Coolchick Member
Posts:5,205 Threads:118 Joined:Mar 2013
(12-12-2015, 11:42 AM)DaJavoo Wrote:  Well, gotta' give him credit for being honest upfront about the $10K cut off the top. chuckle.gif

yeah lol that was pretty funny.

Just Plain Nuts.



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