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Strange 1500 year old golden figurine found!
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06-28-2013, 08:23 PM #31
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(06-28-2013, 05:03 PM)Octo Wrote:  
Quote:Previously, archaeologists found 24 gold artefacts, which are small pieces of gold foil from the Iron Age, depicting animals or humans and most likely were used as sacrifices at a sacred spring.

There's a lot of unanswered questions about the female figure. She could represent a sacrifice for fertility and perhaps even health because of her athletic appearance.

The place where golden figurines were found was probably chosen due to the presence of one or more springs.

I was thinking the shape and the 'teeth' in the back makes it look like something you'd put in your hair. 13.gif


Yup, I think you nailed it!

Might also have used a tie of some sort to hold it in place?

There are grooves cut around the ankles and and a loop could certainly go under that chin?

It is only 1.7 inches long so that limits the theories. I also think the religious sacrifice idea is crap ...there is evidence that other ancient figurines are liken to toys or trinkets people carried around ...stuff that at one time was trendy.
06-28-2013, 08:28 PM #32
Octo Mother Superior
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That would also explain the 'notches' on the arms. Not to tie her arms but to keep it in the hair. hmm.gif
06-28-2013, 08:38 PM #33
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Gonna drink
another cup of coffee
and catch my breath

damned old gold
gonna be my death

stare at it long enough
turn brain to jelly
treat the eyes too tough
drool turns smelly
shiny ass stuff
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06-28-2013, 08:40 PM #34
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(06-28-2013, 08:28 PM)Octo Wrote:  That would also explain the 'notches' on the arms. Not to tie her arms but to keep it in the hair. hmm.gif


Her arms under her boobs where her hands appear to be clasped and what appear to sleaves hanging?

I noticed what could be "arrow head" grooves where her shoulders are... it looks like it could be worn some from being tied there?
06-28-2013, 08:43 PM #35
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I thought so at first too, but the fringes are her fingers pointing down while the thumbs meet under the boobies. At least that's that's how I see it and I can't unsee it.
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06-28-2013, 10:34 PM #36
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(06-28-2013, 08:43 PM)Octo Wrote:  I thought so at first too, but the fringes are her fingers pointing down while the thumbs meet under the b00bies. At least that's that's how I see it and I can't unsee it.


AHH!!!

Those are some mighty big hands then and no elbow!! ...and she only has 3 fingers +thumb!

That can't be right! but now you messed me up too! whole thing looks goofy now!
06-28-2013, 10:54 PM #37
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It's not like it's a realistic representation of a woman even without the disproportionate hands and no elbows. Sorry. chuckle.gif
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06-28-2013, 11:32 PM #38
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(06-28-2013, 10:54 PM)Octo Wrote:  It's not like it's a realistic representation of a woman even without the disproportionate hands and no elbows. Sorry. chuckle.gif


You mean boobs aren't really that pointy?

I thought that's why women wore bras? To make them less threatening? ...except for Madonna of course.
06-28-2013, 11:47 PM #39
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chuckle.gif

What's so threatening about a torpedo bustline? 13.gif
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06-29-2013, 12:05 AM #40
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Golf Divot Tool.... Mystery solved chuckle.gif
06-29-2013, 12:17 AM #41
Octo Mother Superior
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I can add a woowoo dimension to this thread. This find was made in Denmark which was home of the Vikings. The Swedes and Norwegians are also part of the Viking culture.

Quote:"VIKINGS is actually an intersting term because it talks about the origin of their nationality. They were originally jews from Israel who were being scattered around and beaten and had their territory taken away from them. The last six kings of Israel went North for territory and found the Scandinavian countries of Denmark, Norway, etc... the there is Jewish prefixes even in the names of their rivers and cities of you look. The term VIKING literally transfers to the six kings VI- being the roman numeral for 6 and the Kings is added to that VI-KINGS"

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...729AAANskm

I saw a documentary about this some years ago, very interesting, but I don't remember what it was called.

spock.gif
06-29-2013, 12:37 AM #42
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(06-29-2013, 12:05 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Golf Divot Tool.... Mystery solved chuckle.gif


lol.gif Leave it to me to miss the obvious. chuckle.gif

wonder.gif
06-29-2013, 03:56 AM #43
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look at the back

you see the nubs ?

look at the side shot

see the curve

it is 1 1/2 inches ,,, right ?

the curve matches the curve of the vagina

this item is a Clit tickler

sorry to be blunt ( NOT ) but that's what it is .

these were worn at anytime
each step a woman took was ,,,,,


tickle tickle tickle

smiles abounded amongst the women of that tribe
I can well imagine .
06-29-2013, 04:04 AM #44
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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and the pee comes out between the legs

and the feet are extended rather then bent ,,,
to allow for free drip


look it over
then think it over

then cuss me out for guessing it correctly

why is it i know so much about ancient marital toys
and devices ? gaah.gifgaah.gifgaah.gifgaah.gifgaah.gif
06-29-2013, 04:11 AM #45
Octo Mother Superior
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(06-29-2013, 03:56 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  look at the back

you see the nubs ?

look at the side shot

see the curve

it is 1 1/2 inches ,,, right ?

the curve matches the curve of the vag1na

this item is a cl1t tickler

sorry to be blunt ( NOT ) but that's what it is .

these were worn at anytime
each step a woman took was ,,,,,


tickle tickle tickle

smiles abounded amongst the women of that tribe
I can well imagine .


I liked the roach clip theory much better 13.gif



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