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07-31-2015, 02:49 PM #1
BlueJay Incognito Anonymous
When I was in Humboldt Tennessee, I was walking through one of those suburban-like subdivisions...
The thing with such developments, is that while they are human, they're also just a wee little tad bit too wild too.. and so they invite wild too.

I'm 5 ft 8, 225 lbs, and muscular.

I was attacked by a buck, he tried to gore me with the antlers and bump me, and kick me and all kinds of shit.

So I decided that I'd see what I can do.

I grabbed onto it by its antlers, and hung onto it for dear life... I twisted its neck until it hit the ground, underneath me...

At that point, I bit fuckin' shit out of its windpipe.... I clamped down so hard.. I had bits of raw, living venison and blood stuck between my teeth...
And while I had its windpipe in my jaws..
I was punching the side of its neck, punching its Jugular vein as hard as I could.

A few minutes later, I actually picked it up over my shoulders... an adult buck...
And carried it home.

But I was fined $4,000 for it.

The neighbors were screaming their heads off.
07-31-2015, 05:18 PM #2
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,588 Threads:79 Joined:Feb 2011
Expensive dinner.
BlueJay Show this Post
07-31-2015, 05:49 PM #3
BlueJay Incognito Anonymous
(07-31-2015, 05:18 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Expensive dinner.

lol yep

The judge called me nuts too.



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