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Study Claims That UFO Sightings Are Mostly By Drunk People
07-21-2014, 12:35 PM #1
Neon_Nettle Member
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Or is it you've just had one too many jaeger bombs on a Friday night binge?

View full article here, http://www.neonnettle.com/features/227-s...unk-people
07-21-2014, 12:37 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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That can't be true. I would have seen one by now. 13.gif
07-21-2014, 01:59 PM #3
NODOOM Truthtard
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So what about us abductees? What are we? No, don't answer that!

Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


07-21-2014, 02:44 PM #4
Ruby Wolf Member
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Study claims that people who make these studies are mostly drunk (*=*)
07-21-2014, 02:58 PM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
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(07-21-2014, 12:37 PM)Octo Wrote:  That can't be true. I would have seen one by now. 13.gif
Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa perhaps several dozen? maybe even entire fleets of invading saucers?! ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa (*=*)
07-21-2014, 03:05 PM #6
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Compare sightings (top) to 2012 alcohol consumption (bottom):


What the hell kind of study is this - a joke?

The alleged drinking hours are actually the twilight hours, as in "twilight zone".
07-21-2014, 03:12 PM #7
yankees skier
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07-21-2014, 04:44 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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07-21-2014, 06:08 PM #9
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I've never seen anything of the kind while drinking, I guess if any were around I was too loaded to notice.

07-22-2014, 02:38 AM #10
ezrin Incognito Anonymous
i saw 2 ufo 'pods' coming in for a landing at ~9:20 pm
the next morning, when the 'male' alien found me at Herrick Lake... he told me his 'sister' was looking for me at the forest preserve 2 mi further west [Blackwell Forest Preserve].

everything he told me while we walked together for 1 mi [Meadowlark trail]; has come true.
07-22-2014, 03:01 AM #11
Ruby Wolf Member
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(07-21-2014, 06:08 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  I've never seen anything of the kind while drinking, I guess if any were around I was too loaded to notice.
Maybe the aliens only see humans when they're drunk on venusian wine?!

Now we know why they crash land their flying saucers so often?!

And fly their ufos so helter skelter through the sky at break neck speeds?!

Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa (*=*)



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