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Swedish meatballs, a bear, a moose and a plastic swan - Unexpected things that can happen when you pee.
06-12-2012, 05:39 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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Oh lord lmao.gif The video is all in Swedish but I think you recognize a freakout when you hear one.

A half-naked 61-year-old Swedish man who was relieving himself in the woods got quite a start when a rampaging bear chasing an elk knocked him down – all as his wife recorded the unlikely chain of events with an iPad.

Last Sunday, Ola Åkesson left his normally tranquil summer cabin in the Ängraån nature reserve in northerneastern Sweden to take what he referred to as his “night time piss”.

Looking up as he heeded nature's call, Åkesson saw a baby elk on the other side of the stream.

“I called to my wife to get out the iPad to film the elk, when all of a sudden she screamed that there was a bear behind me,” Åkesson told The Local.

“I turned around and there was a huge bear right beside me – maybe half a metre away, I could have reached out and touched it – but I didn’t even have time to think.”

As the bear came charging onto the scene, Åkesson fell to the ground, all the while with his wife screaming in the background while filming the commotion.


“Look out Ola – a bear is coming!” screamed Åkesson’s wife in the video, followed by stream of well-known Swedish swear words.

“Are you stupid? Run, for god’s sake!” (For ƒück 's sake actually)

The bear, which Åkesson believes was hunting the little elk, then plowed onto the waterside deck in a frenzy, knocking a bird-shaped ornament into the water, before then vanishing back into the woods.

It remains unclear whether the bear was after the elk, or a taste of Åkesson's own Swedish meatballs, yet the Swede says he doesn’t care.

He’s just happy to be alive to tell the tale.

http://www.thelocal.se/41394/20120612/


06-12-2012, 05:53 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif lmao.gif Damn Swedish rednecks. 15.gif You could tell his wife was trippin' monkey.

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06-12-2012, 07:29 PM #3
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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gaah.gif can't see the vid. But the story is hilarious!! chuckle.gif
06-12-2012, 07:54 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Can't find a youtube of it gaah.gif
06-12-2012, 08:26 PM #5
yankees skier
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I can't top that rofl.gif

Biere.
06-12-2012, 09:29 PM #6
Accidental Stoner Member
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damned.gif
06-12-2012, 10:01 PM #7
Ghostie Member
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who knew octo's always got a camcorder ready and jr wears speedo'schuckle.gif
06-12-2012, 10:04 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Oh ffs chuckle.gif


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06-12-2012, 10:07 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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gaah.gif You wouldn't catch me dead in a pair of Speedos. In Florida we used to make fun of the fat older Canadian guys that would come down there and wear those things...sometimes with a bathing cap! 13.gif damned.gif
They looked like a Bartlett Pear with a ğkking rubber band around 'em.

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06-12-2012, 10:21 PM #10
Ghostie Member
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Quote:They looked like a Bartlett Pear with a ğkking rubber band around 'em.
lmao.giflmao.gif never heard that one before, that one's going in the memory closetlmao.giflmao.gif
06-12-2012, 10:24 PM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Uh,,,

heh heh,, Bear's out doing a Little Ola Bowling ?

is that kinda like lawn bowling we have over here?
06-12-2012, 10:30 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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Similar to that I imagine. chuckle.gif

Quote:It remains unclear whether the bear was after the elk, or a taste of Åkesson's own Swedish meatballs, yet the Swede says he doesn’t care.

He’s just happy to be alive to tell the tale.
06-12-2012, 10:39 PM #13
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I was just about to question that,,

Ola or the Baby Elk ?

Seeing Ola's nice Bulbus Round Belly,,,, the Bear may have changed targets in Mid-Stride ya know

If i was the Bear,,
I'd of thought:::::

" shït,, WHY MESS UP A CLEAN MOUTH OVER JUST A LITTLE BITE!

I"ll take the Super Size please
06-12-2012, 10:49 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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Classic Smörgåsbord chuckle.gif
06-13-2012, 01:56 AM #15
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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yes, and all ready skinned

how could a bear resist



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