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THE AUSSIE VERSION OF CREATION
08-24-2012, 06:49 AM #1
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THE AUSSIE VERSION OF CREATION

In the beginning God created day and night.

He created day for footy matches, going to the beach.....

And BBQ's......


He created night for going prawning,
sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.


On the Second Day, God created water....for surfing,

swimming, and BBQ's on the beach,
and God saw that it was good.


On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants

to provide malt and yeast for beer

and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good..


On the Fourth Day God created animals
and crustaceans,chops, sausages,
steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke to go to the footy,

enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's,

and God saw that it was good.


On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely

and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer,

eat and stand around the barbie with.

So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes,

and God saw that it was good.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires,

heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes.

He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns

and God Saw that it was good .. ...

Well.... Almost good.....

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.








So God created Sheilas

to clean the house, to bear children,

to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie,

and then God saw that it was not just good.....

It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!

IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!!!!
08-24-2012, 09:20 AM #2
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08-24-2012, 09:28 AM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif That's gonna' be a big hit with the ladies Ocker. 37.gif

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08-24-2012, 09:33 AM #4
ocker1 Member
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crikey, they gotta know, its a "REAL BLOKES " country
08-24-2012, 09:54 AM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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08-24-2012, 10:25 AM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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I think it must have been the Wizard of Oz doing shit like that. 13.gif


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08-24-2012, 01:58 PM #7
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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OMG ~ this one's not gonna be pretty.
08-25-2012, 12:18 AM #8
bohica Member
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I was in Perth in '82, and if I said "excuse me" if I walked in front of a woman/girl, or held a door open for them, they would say to each other "did you hear what he said", or "did you see what he just did?".
Man, basic Human respect went a long way down there.

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
08-25-2012, 12:26 AM #9
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Basic human respect should go a long way everywhere. sad2.gif

A smile and thank you could make somebody's day.
08-25-2012, 12:28 AM #10
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(08-25-2012, 12:18 AM)bohica Wrote:  I was in Perth in '82, and if I said "excuse me" if I walked in front of a woman/girl, or held a door open for them, they would say to each other "did you hear what he said", or "did you see what he just did?".
Man, basic Human respect went a long way down there.


Over here, in 2012, they look at you like
you're a potential rapist or sumtin...
but I don't mind.
Always be nice to the ladies. :)
And all other living creatures.

Except mosquitoes.
08-25-2012, 12:35 AM #11
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08-25-2012, 01:19 AM #12
bohica Member
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It's OK, pops, Troglodytes are common in Au. You're in NZ, correct?

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
08-25-2012, 01:20 AM #13
bohica Member
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Basic human respect should go a long way everywhere.

All the way to the boudoir, in this case.

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
08-25-2012, 01:21 AM #14
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