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TSA To Allow Small Terrorists On Planes
03-11-2013, 08:52 PM #1
オタマジャクシ Member
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Seeing as this is a TSA news day:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/tsa-to-...nes,31574/
“After reviewing our longstanding policies, we have decided to ease our boarding requirements to allow any terrorist 5 feet tall or shorter to enter the airplane cabin,” TSA administrator John S. Pistole said in a prepared statement...

Pistole added that any terrorists not falling within the acceptable boarding dimensions will have to be checked.
03-11-2013, 10:16 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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lmao.gif

There's gonna be some happy midgets out there.

İmage
03-12-2013, 02:26 AM #3
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(03-11-2013, 10:16 PM)Octo Wrote:  lmao.gif

There's gonna be some happy midgets out there.

İmage


There are also weight and width restrictions so most terrorists would be checked baggage.
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03-12-2013, 03:26 AM #4
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Mad with joy!
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03-12-2013, 03:48 AM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif You beat me too it AK.

İmage

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03-12-2013, 03:54 AM #6
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I think I'm having a seizure.

03-12-2013, 03:57 AM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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That's the 2nd seizure pic in a short time! stoned.gif
03-12-2013, 04:00 AM #8
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(03-12-2013, 03:57 AM)Octo Wrote:  That's the 2nd seizure pic in a short time! stoned.gif


İmage
03-12-2013, 04:02 AM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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03-12-2013, 04:52 AM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Wow, that image was gone before I could go into a grand mal seizure like Octo did. lmao.gif

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JollyRoger Show this Post
03-12-2013, 05:25 AM #11
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I don't care WHAT ğkking changes they make.

I REFUSE TO FLY UNTIL THEY DEPOSE AND DISBAND THE TSA. They should be prosecuted for violations of our Constitutional Rights and looked at as enemy combatants of the Constitution, while they are at it.

let's see how they like it to be treated like a criminal when they are innocent...

Except, they have one major problem.....

They are NOT innocent.

ğck the TSA!
03-12-2013, 06:21 AM #12
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İmage

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03-12-2013, 06:22 AM #13
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(03-12-2013, 06:21 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  İmage


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Make sure you get all of it and don't misquote me.

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Seriously. ğck 'em.

I have the right to free speech in the USA.
03-12-2013, 06:24 AM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao2.gif Rahm, when only the best gif will do.

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