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04-05-2014, 10:07 PM #16
Octo Mother Superior
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(04-05-2014, 10:02 PM)bohica Wrote:  Only a Pollack could name a treat something like this:



Hell yeah! lmao.gif

Or this:

İmage
04-05-2014, 10:17 PM #17
Octo Mother Superior
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(04-05-2014, 10:05 PM)bohica Wrote:  Famous last words of Finnish men
"Naah, we don't need electrician here."
"In principal you shouldn't smoke so near the ammunition."
"We can study instructions later."
"The side effects of lot of alcohol is hugely exaggerated."
"Look! What's that bear cub doing alone in the forest?"
"Damn quick to drill the ice when it's this thin."

Those are probably actual quotes. lmao.gif
04-05-2014, 10:33 PM #18
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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İmage

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04-06-2014, 12:31 AM #19
bohica Member
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You Know You've Been In Finland Too Long, When...
You meticulously manage your plastic bag collection.
You don't think twice about putting wet dishes in the cupboard.
Silence is fun.
Your coffee consumption exceeds 8 cups a day.
Your native language has seriously deteriorated. Now you "eat medicine", "open the television", and "close the lights off".
You associate pea soup with Thursday.
After giving presentations, you finally stop asking "Are there any questions?"
Hugging is reserved for sexual foreplay.
You accept alcohol as a food group.
You no longer eat mashed potatoes - you eat smashed potatoes.
You understand why the Finnish language has no future tense.
You know that "one" beer means "let's get pissed."
When a stranger smiles at you, you assume he is drunk, insane, or American.
You've become lactose intolerant.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
04-06-2014, 01:51 AM #20
j browsing Member
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learn how to make perogies ..rofl.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
04-06-2014, 02:02 AM #21
j browsing Member
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24/7 polka heavenhttp://www.247polkaheaven.com/ yay.gifyay.gifyay.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
04-06-2014, 02:03 AM #22
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I took your test Bohica, here's how I did:


You meticulously manage your plastic bag collection.
You don't think twice about putting wet dishes in the cupboard.
Silence is fun.
Your coffee consumption exceeds 8 cups a day.
Your native language has seriously deteriorated. Now you "eat medicine", "open the television", and "close the lights off".
You associate pea soup with Thursday.
After giving presentations, you finally stop asking "Are there any questions?"
Hugging is reserved for sexual foreplay.
You accept alcohol as a food group.
You no longer eat mashed potatoes - you eat smashed potatoes.
You understand why the Finnish language has no future tense.
You know that "one" beer means "let's get pissed."
When a stranger smiles at you, you assume he is drunk, insane, or American.
You've become lactose intolerant.

bored.gif Too long? Ha! I still have 6 boxes to fill in! yay.gif

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04-06-2014, 02:05 AM #23
Octo Mother Superior
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(04-06-2014, 01:51 AM)j browsing Wrote:  

learn how to make perogies ..rofl.gif

Did she say instant mashed potato?

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04-06-2014, 04:58 AM #24
j browsing Member
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probably octo..I made ones with sauerkraut

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
04-06-2014, 05:23 AM #25
White Ribbon call me
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(04-06-2014, 02:05 AM)Octo Wrote:  
(04-06-2014, 01:51 AM)j browsing Wrote:  

learn how to make perogies ..rofl.gif

Did she say instant mashed potato?

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ffs.. she lost me at instant mash potato too.. who the f would use instant mash potato? fat, lazy americans.. of course.. its so hard to make mash potato.. 13.gif13.gif13.gif
04-06-2014, 11:47 AM #26
Octo Mother Superior
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I have NEVER used instant mashed potatoes, that's just sacrilege. 13.gif
04-06-2014, 11:52 AM #27
White Ribbon call me
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the only instant things i do are erections.. rofl.gif
04-06-2014, 11:57 AM #28
Octo Mother Superior
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Not in food I hope chuckle.gif
04-06-2014, 01:44 PM #29
White Ribbon call me
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(04-06-2014, 11:57 AM)Octo Wrote:  Not in food I hope chuckle.gif

sweet jesus no, i do have morals you know.. 13.gif

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04-06-2014, 02:07 PM #30
karutzar Member
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Quote:When a stranger smiles at you, you assume he is drunk, insane, or American.
Absolutely true. I remember my first touch with Finland (when was this - 1988-89?). I am smiling and happy person (has been all my life). But in Finland then people watched me on the streets with wonder, probably thinking I am insane. Finns was so frowning, serious, taciturn. I had the feeling @ that time that they want to hide something and are afraid of something. The years pass by and I discover that finns are just different from all europian folks, that they have (ok, some of them) huge hearts, and express their love in different way. That sami in north (Oulu) and karialan folk are open minded people, express their feelings openly (as I do) and that I still have communication problem with haamen folks (Haamenlinna region).

I was in shock when first time visit Imatra (russian border) - I love this place and have the feeling that some my past incarnation was there. I just felt home there. So (almost the same) was with Turku/Åbo - this place talk "History".

Poles and russians are arc enemies from long time - it is catholic/orthodox issue, but not only that - there is some khazarian/jooo issue involved IMO. Let's not forget that ww2 started from Poland. The worst form of catholicism is in Poland. chuckle.gif As I usually joke - poles are catholic talibans.

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