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Take the Test to See If You Might Be Considered a “Potential Terrorist” By Government Officials
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09-23-2012, 03:44 AM #1
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
The following actions may get an American citizen living on U.S. soil labeled as a “suspected terrorist” today:

Speaking out against government policies

Protesting anything

Questioning war (even though war reduces our national security; and see this)

Criticizing the government’s targeting of innocent civilians with drones (although killing innocent civilians with drones is one of the main things which increases terrorism. And see this)

Asking questions about pollution (even at a public Congressional hearing?)

Paying cash at an Internet cafe

Asking questions about Wall Street shenanigans

Holding gold

Creating alternative currencies

Stocking up on more than 7 days of food (even though all Mormons are taught to stockpile food, and most Hawaiians store up on extra food)

Having bumper stickers saying things like “Know Your Rights Or Lose Them”

Investigating factory farming

Infringing a copyright

Taking pictures or videos

Talking to police officers

Wearing a hoodie

Driving a van

Writing on a piece of paper

(Not having a Facebook account may soon be added)

Holding the following beliefs may also be considered grounds for suspected terrorism:

Valuing online privacy

Supporting Ron Paul or being a libertarian

Liking the Founding Fathers

Being a Christian

Being anti-tax, anti-regulation or for the gold standard

Being “reverent of individual liberty”

Being “anti-nuclear”

“Believe in conspiracy theories”

“A belief that one’s personal and/or national “way of life” is under attack”

“Impose strict religious tenets or laws on society (fundamentalists)”

“Insert religion into the political sphere”

“Those who seek to politicize religion”

“Supported political movements for autonomy”

Being “anti-abortion”

Being “anti-Catholic”

Being “anti-global”

“Suspicious of centralized federal authority”

“Fiercely nationalistic (as opposed to universal and international in orientation)”

“A belief in the need to be prepared for an attack either by participating in … survivalism”

Opposing genetically engineered food

Opposing surveillance


http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2012/09/t...cials.html

I failed the test miserably. damned.gif
09-23-2012, 04:02 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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At this point they need to release a statement on who's NOT considered a terrorist, that would be interesting for a change. They are purposefully painting this stale gig with the broadest brush possible in order to legitimize the unwarranted surveillance activities.
shït, now that everyone is officially a terrorist, talk about job security for alphabet agency employees.
Maintaining the illusion of control is an interesting thing to watch. Just read today that DHS wants people to video "suspicious" activity, however this article says by 'Taking pictures or videos' you are considered a terrorist. 15.gif
Not like they talk out of both sides of their mouths eh? beerbong.gif

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09-23-2012, 04:21 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,023 Threads:1,474 Joined:Feb 2011
I was wearing a hoodie writing on a piece of paper just the other day damned.gif


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09-23-2012, 03:15 PM #4
The Survivor Truthtard
Posts:5,013 Threads:522 Joined:Sep 2012
(09-23-2012, 03:44 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  The following actions may get an American citizen living on U.S. soil labeled as a “suspected terrorist” today:

Speaking out against government policies

Protesting anything

Questioning war (even though war reduces our national security; and see this)

Criticizing the government’s targeting of innocent civilians with drones (although killing innocent civilians with drones is one of the main things which increases terrorism. And see this)

Asking questions about pollution (even at a public Congressional hearing?)

Paying cash at an Internet cafe

Asking questions about Wall Street shenanigans

Holding gold

Creating alternative currencies

Stocking up on more than 7 days of food (even though all Mormons are taught to stockpile food, and most Hawaiians store up on extra food)

Having bumper stickers saying things like “Know Your Rights Or Lose Them”

Investigating factory farming

Infringing a copyright

Taking pictures or videos

Talking to police officers

Wearing a hoodie

Driving a van

Writing on a piece of paper

(Not having a Facebook account may soon be added)

Holding the following beliefs may also be considered grounds for suspected terrorism:

Valuing online privacy

Supporting Ron Paul or being a libertarian

Liking the Founding Fathers

Being a Christian

Being anti-tax, anti-regulation or for the gold standard

Being “reverent of individual liberty”

Being “anti-nuclear”

“Believe in conspiracy theories”

“A belief that one’s personal and/or national “way of life” is under attack”

“Impose strict religious tenets or laws on society (fundamentalists)”

“Insert religion into the political sphere”

“Those who seek to politicize religion”

“Supported political movements for autonomy”

Being “anti-abortion”

Being “anti-Catholic”

Being “anti-global”

“Suspicious of centralized federal authority”

“Fiercely nationalistic (as opposed to universal and international in orientation)”

“A belief in the need to be prepared for an attack either by participating in … survivalism”

Opposing genetically engineered food

Opposing surveillance


http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2012/09/t...cials.html

I failed the test miserably. damned.gif


Way to go! It would seem that I am a terrorist according to this.

I'm now waiting for the sneakyagent.gifagent_smith.gif

Hopefully the will wait till i finish my beercheer.gif

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09-23-2012, 03:35 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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Surely they'll wait. They can't be that rude. drinking.gif


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09-23-2012, 04:06 PM #6
The Survivor Truthtard
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(09-23-2012, 03:35 PM)Octo Wrote:  Surely they'll wait. They can't be that rude. drinking.gif


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09-23-2012, 04:10 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,784 Threads:647 Joined:Feb 2011
Shouldn't have mentioned having beer. Now they will be sure to come get you soon and make you watch them pour your beer out.


Yes, they are truly that evil...


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No need to take the test. If you are on this site you are a potential threat AND insane.


Welcome to the club!


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
09-23-2012, 04:25 PM #8
The Survivor Truthtard
Posts:5,013 Threads:522 Joined:Sep 2012
(09-23-2012, 04:10 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Shouldn't have mentioned having beer. Now they will be sure to come get you soon and make you watch them pour your beer out.


Yes, they are truly that evil...


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No need to take the test. If you are on this site you are a potential threat AND insane.


Welcome to the club!


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I have hidden my beer. I have to as a norm living where I do.

Insane, well I guess that is about right. A potential threat? I'm never sober long enough to be.

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09-23-2012, 04:39 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,023 Threads:1,474 Joined:Feb 2011
Crouching kritter hidden beer. We made that movie. moarbeer.gif


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09-23-2012, 05:49 PM #10
The Survivor Truthtard
Posts:5,013 Threads:522 Joined:Sep 2012
(09-23-2012, 04:39 PM)Octo Wrote:  Crouching kritter hidden beer. We made that movie. moarbeer.gif


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09-23-2012, 06:37 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,023 Threads:1,474 Joined:Feb 2011
(09-23-2012, 05:49 PM)NODOOM Wrote:  
(09-23-2012, 04:39 PM)Octo Wrote:  Crouching kritter hidden beer. We made that movie. moarbeer.gif


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rofl.gifcheers.gif


It starts out like this:


A 20th century kritterbox production


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09-23-2012, 06:46 PM #12
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(09-23-2012, 06:37 PM)Octo Wrote:  It starts out like this:

http://kritterbox.com/Media/20th_century...ox.mp3.mp3

A 20th century kritterbox production


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Oh ffs lmao.gif lmao.gif lmao.gif
09-23-2012, 06:49 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,784 Threads:647 Joined:Feb 2011
Sounds more like Crouching Kritter drank the beer.


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
09-23-2012, 07:02 PM #14
The Survivor Truthtard
Posts:5,013 Threads:522 Joined:Sep 2012
So not a box office smash hit then.

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09-23-2012, 07:09 PM #15
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif What an intro. That's a hard post to follow Octo.

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