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Teacher arrested
08-19-2013, 05:26 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
08-19-2013, 06:34 AM #2
Softy Incognito Anonymous
Hi ocker1,

It is also my understanding,,,

that they consider many many things to be,,,

"equal" to each other,,,

when we all know this is not true,,,

we are smarter and righter than them...

08-19-2013, 06:36 AM #3
Softy Incognito Anonymous
The compass is the give away...

08-19-2013, 06:41 AM #4
Softy Incognito Anonymous
And the triangle,,,


08-19-2013, 07:09 AM #5
Softy Incognito Anonymous
It is also my understanding that they have their own

buildings,,,separate from the rest,,,on almost every

college campus in the country,,,here they teach their

ideas of equalism,,,and speak in hushed voices about

things like multi dimensional universes and such,,,

many of our leaders have spent time in these buildings,,,

where they speak only in the language of numerology,,,

that no normal person can understand...

08-19-2013, 07:17 AM #6
Softy Incognito Anonymous
They also have a system of Symbolism,,,

the likes of which you have never seen,,,

these symbols all mean very complex things,,,

the more advanced and most complex symbols,,,

are only revealed to those who have passed the

initiate stages and have obtained advanced "degrees",,,

at which time it is too late to turn back...

08-19-2013, 08:19 AM #7
Softy Incognito Anonymous
Pythagoras of Samos (Ancient Greek: Πυθαγόρας ὁ Σάμιος [Πυθαγόρης in Ionian Greek] Pythagóras ho Sámios "Pythagoras the Samian", or simply Πυθαγόρας; c. 570 BC – c. 495 BC)[1][2] was an Ionian Greek philosopher, mathematician, and founder of the religious movement called Pythagoreanism. Most of the information about Pythagoras was written down centuries after he lived, so very little reliable information is known about him.


Their origins were in ancient Greek,,,the cult of Pythagoras,,,

but since the information was written down centuries later,,,

it has all been corrupted,,,and rewritten to suit the "puppet masters",,,

they will tell you it is not a religion,,,but they have thousands of "Bibles",,,

full from front to back of their symbols,,,hidden in plain sight,,,

the meanings known only to the "Teachers" and "Professors of Truth",,,

their information is used by the unknowing to design all the

weapons of wars,,,and the technologies used for the downfall

of mankind,,,while they pull all the strings,,,and laugh in our faces...

08-19-2013, 10:32 AM #8
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,819 Threads:70 Joined:Feb 2011


High School math teacher said to me:

"You just show up, keep quiet and sit still in class,
and I'll give you a 5 (minimi-passing grade) and you
don't have to take part in any tests. How's that
sound to ya?"

I took the deal.
08-19-2013, 12:18 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,612 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Really cold and calculating chuckle.gif
08-20-2013, 01:46 AM #10
Softy Incognito Anonymous
(08-19-2013, 10:32 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  chuckle.gif

High School math teacher said to me:

"You just show up, keep quiet and sit still in class,
and I'll give you a 5 (minimi-passing grade) and you
don't have to take part in any tests. How's that
sound to ya?"

I took the deal.

Hi Accidental Stoner,

Wow!!!,,,what a sweet deal,,,was this in Finland???,,,

ok course my problem is keeping quiet,,,

and siting still,,,I got in trouble all the time,,,

maybe I should give it a try,,,

keeping quiet,,,and out of trouble,,,

Hi Octo,

Yes,,,a very cold and unemotional language,,,

no compassion,,,but also no hate,,,

calculating for sure,,,it is the one world language,,,

used in all the schools of all the world,,,

nobody likes it,,,and it is forced upon all the children,,,





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