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Televangelist: With God’s Help, I Brought a Dead Ant Back to Life!
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04-05-2018, 10:14 AM #1
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Quote:Televangelist Frank Amedia, who unofficially serves as Donald Trump‘s “liaison for Christian policy,” has a history of saying crazy things.

He once claimed to stop a tsunami from coming onto a Hawaiian island. He also blamed AIDS on “unnatural sex.” He also loves to heal people, like when he supposedly cured a man with cancer in his tongue just by reciting some words on television. (No before/after medical records of the man were ever released, of course.)

For his latest trick, Amedia said he resurrected an ant. A literal ant. He made the claim on Friday’s episode of TCT Today (TCT stands for Tri-State Christian Television)

More http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyath...k-to-life/

We're living in the end times, the antchrist has risen. damned.gif
04-05-2018, 10:20 AM #2
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lmao.gif For Christ sake.

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04-05-2018, 10:24 AM #3
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He has risen!


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04-05-2018, 10:34 AM #4
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04-05-2018, 11:00 AM #5
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04-05-2018, 12:05 PM #6
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facepalm_panda.gif Ant to mouth resuscitation.
04-05-2018, 02:11 PM #7
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(04-05-2018, 10:14 AM)Random German Guy Wrote:  We're living in the end times, the antchrist has risen.  damned.gif

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04-05-2018, 03:34 PM #8
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I'm so sure.
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04-05-2018, 05:12 PM #9
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I thought at first OP misspelled aunt. blink.gif
04-05-2018, 08:46 PM #10
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04-06-2018, 01:21 AM #11
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You just know that this guy has caused his kids to be embarrassed to go outside the house .

The Next Bug in line should give this weenie a good hard Sting to his pee pee .


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04-06-2018, 09:07 AM #12
Strigoi Diavolul
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04-07-2018, 04:03 AM #13
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Hope can always go up when you're an Insect , sure can't get lower .


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04-07-2018, 04:08 AM #14
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Yes, laugh at science and nature...it will have the last laugh.
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