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Test Results , Health , why mine sucks
09-15-2017, 09:44 PM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Doctor and the Lab found the Root Source of my Health Problems that have plague
me all these years .

Test Results came back Positive : NOT GOOD !

ok , here's the situation

everything below my Neck has turned to Crap !
09-15-2017, 09:50 PM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Visit with the Doc the other day

Doc : " Well Rog' , you have a strange GROWTH ,,, on your Neck ! "

Rog' : " Blink ,,, Blink ? "

Doc : " don't you care ? Don't you want to know what it is ? "

Rog' : Blink , Uh ,,, ok ,,, Strange Growth on my Neck , right Doc ?
well ,,, ?

Doc : " Rog' , you have a STRANGE GROWTH ,,, on your Neck Man "

Rog' : " You said that , Strange Growth ? what is it ? "

Doc : " Your Head "

Pffft ,,, well yeah , like everybody knows I have a Strange Head .
09-16-2017, 11:03 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Did he suggest you have the strange growth removed?

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09-16-2017, 02:36 PM #4
Strigoi Member
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It never pays to get a head. 37.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
09-16-2017, 06:01 PM #5
Accidental Stoner Member
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09-16-2017, 06:10 PM #6
Accidental Stoner Member
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Oh, and best wishes of painless, good days. cheers.gif

A bit too many low-pressure days in a row over here...
the corresponding swell of the Strange Growth makes
me a tad slow and grumpy...confessed...but whaddaheck,
it's Saturday and near future survival secured, so

I'm happy as a child anyway,
grumpy remarks and talking-to-self outbursts more of
reflex behaviour, these days, void of emotion.

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oh, wait a sec

might also mean I'm going even crazier

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who cares

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got excellent pain killer ;)
09-16-2017, 06:31 PM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Acc Stoner

One day they'll be there to haul both of us away lol.gif

oh , Update , Doc say's smash it in , and pull it out my @$$ ,

he said it might cure my Rhoids to have em on my head instead .

at least they won't be a pain in my @$$

and Accidental Stoner , where can I get some of those Pain killers

cause ,,

Cough Drops ain't doing the Job Man
09-16-2017, 06:57 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Yes, I've been to the point where Ricola just wasn't cutting it.

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İmage
09-16-2017, 09:13 PM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Using Dollar Store Hair Restorer was about the same effect for me , just wasn't cutting it .

Cut it with Tin snips , ain't exactly a viable cure , it grows back in a few months ya know .
09-16-2017, 10:01 PM #10
Accidental Stoner Member
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(09-16-2017, 06:31 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Acc Stoner

One day they'll be there to haul both of us away  lol.gif

oh , Update , Doc say's smash it in , and pull it out my @$$ ,

he said it might cure my Rhoids to have em on my head instead .

at least they won't be a pain in my @$$

and Accidental Stoner , where can I get some of those Pain killers

cause ,,

Cough Drops ain't doing the Job Man

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Thinking of the immense relief some will feel
makes me kinda all warm and fuzzy inside.

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Made the pain killer myself...or, rather, nature
+ a little stubborn work made it. ;)



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