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Texas may criminalize TSA pat-downs as molestation (opinion)
05-14-2011, 07:48 PM #1
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Quote:Texas is a fiercely independent-minded state, and it also turns out that Texans are tired of being sexually molested by government agents at the airport. That's why Texas State Congressman Rep. David Simpson decided to do something about it: He sponsored a bill which makes it a crime for security agents to touch "the anus, sexual organ, buttocks, or breast of another person," even though clothing.

Well, gee, then that basically scraps the entire TSA playbook of tyranny. If they can't touch your anus, sex organs and breasts, then I guess they'll just have to go back home and touch themselves instead. Along those lines, a TSA agent was recently arrested for distributing child pr0n0graphy: http://www.newsroomamerica.com/stor...

Can Texas resist federal tyranny?
This is shaping up to be a highly entertaining showdown between Texas-minded freedom and federal government tyrants masquerading as security officers. I can't wait to see a group of Texas Sheriffs marching in to the airport, arresting TSA agents, and throwing them in the local jail for touching the crotch of a 3-year-old baby while they were checking for poop bombs.

An actual poop bomb search was recently conducted by TSA agents at the Kansas City airport, by the way: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...

It turns out the little terrorists really were hiding bombs up their anus, but not the kind of bombs the TSA was hoping to find. It's a masterpiece of comedy, actually: Infant minds searching an infant anus to find an infant poop bomb. It must give these TSA workers a real sense of satisfaction to know they're keeping the skies safe from the contents of the average baby's diapers. I suppose if the government finally shuts down the TSA now that Bin Laden is dead, they can always get new jobs as nannies....http://www.naturalnews.com/032401_TSA_Texas.html.


GO TEXAS! İmage


05-14-2011, 09:28 PM #2
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Why would they touch "the anus"? Scratch and sniff security?


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05-14-2011, 11:50 PM #3
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Those nasty freaks probably dont even take the rubber gloves off when they eat lunch. gaah.gif TSA has not found one single so called terrorist, and how much does this cost? Not only in terms of money, but in terms of civil liberties?

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05-15-2011, 12:36 AM #4
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All this terror bullshit has had quite a cost. And it will get much worse.

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-15-2011, 12:54 AM #5
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Well its either a grope or a high burst dose of radiation.

Or travel by other means.

İmage

Do pilots still have to go through TSA checks? I remember when the TSA scanners/gropers was the main headline, pilots were threatening strikes.

One of the quickest ways to stop this madness would be for aircraft personnel to take a stand on the issue. Unless they have been placated, with exemption.

Do members of government have to deal with the TSA or do they get a "do not grope me card". chuckle.gif
05-15-2011, 01:02 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(05-15-2011, 12:54 AM)Prometheus Wrote:  Do members of government have to deal with the TSA or do they get a "do not grope me card". chuckle.gif


House and Senate members don't have to worry, some people are so slimy that even the TSA wont touch them. They do have some standards you know. rofl.gif

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05-15-2011, 01:09 AM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-15-2011, 01:02 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(05-15-2011, 12:54 AM)Prometheus Wrote:  Do members of government have to deal with the TSA or do they get a "do not grope me card". chuckle.gif


House and Senate members don't have to worry, some people are so slimy that even the TSA wont touch them. They do have some standards you know. rofl.gif

Well, most of the ARE lawyers.

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-15-2011, 01:12 AM #8
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They probably enjoy it. If what happens at Bohemian Grove is any measure of they call pleasure.
05-15-2011, 01:16 AM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-15-2011, 01:12 AM)Prometheus Wrote:  They probably enjoy it. If what happens at Bohemian Grove is any measure of they call pleasure.

You can bet that what ever they call pleasure involves the suffering of others.

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
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