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Thanks a lot "Virgin of Miracles"
08-30-2011, 04:15 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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A SPANISH 40-year-old truck driver making a pilgrimage to say thank you to the "Virgin of Miracles" for his survival in a road crash has been killed with two aunts when a car hit them.

"He survived a road accident last year and they were going to thank the 'Virgin of Miracles' of Caion," the spokeswoman for the mayor's office in Ordes said.

"He did not even manage to walk one kilometre and was still in Ordes."

Traffic officials said they suspect the driver of the car that struck the pilgrims fell asleep at the wheel.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/world/crash-survi...6124979320

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08-30-2011, 04:24 PM #2
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Maybe the virgin wanted a donation instead?
08-30-2011, 04:24 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Awful story.

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08-30-2011, 04:25 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(08-30-2011, 04:24 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Maybe the virgin wanted a donation instead?

Mary@praypal.com 13.gif

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08-30-2011, 04:26 PM #5
yankees skier
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(08-30-2011, 04:24 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Maybe the virgin wanted a donation instead?

or a virgin sacrifice

Biere.
08-30-2011, 04:33 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I don't understand why those people still call her "virgin" Mary. She did have other kids. Da chick ain't no virgin.


Unless she is a vampire and it keeps growing back...


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When I lived outside Hotlanta there was a local lady that claimed there was an image if Mary that had appeared on her living room wall. (Maybe it was Jesus, it was a long time ago. But I think it was Mary.) Mobs of religinuts would gather outside her house seeking healing and all that. For a nominal fee you could get in.

She must have been real popular in Heaven. Turns out she had been in a couple of other states making the same claims They kicked her ass out out as a fraud.


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
08-30-2011, 04:33 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Or a bloody Mary.

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08-30-2011, 04:37 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(08-30-2011, 04:33 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif Or a bloody Mary.

No, that was a different person. Bloody Mary was Mary I, Queen of England. Get your legends straight.


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
08-30-2011, 04:37 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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I have virgin coconut oil and that's as close as I'll get chuckle.gif
08-30-2011, 04:38 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(08-30-2011, 04:33 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  She must have been real popular in Heaven. Turns out she had been in a couple of other states making the same claims They kicked her ass out out as a fraud.

Yeah its unlikely that the lord (or his mother) would appear as a stain on the wall in every house they lived in. Heavenly Father, that's just crazy.


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08-30-2011, 04:39 PM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I have a virgin dog. She will stay that way.


She can't perform miracles. Religinuts need not apply.

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
08-30-2011, 04:41 PM #12
yankees skier
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We are not welcome here.

http://www.virgin-forum.com/

Biere.
08-30-2011, 04:50 PM #13
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(08-30-2011, 04:25 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Mary@praypal.com 13.gif

rofl.gif rofl.gif you should register the domaine and sell it to some evangilist.
08-30-2011, 04:51 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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(08-30-2011, 04:41 PM)yankees Wrote:  We are not welcome here.

http://www.virgin-forum.com/

I wasn't planning on going anyway bleh.giflol.gif
08-30-2011, 04:54 PM #15
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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OMG! Buster Hymen posts there. rofl.gif

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