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The Almond Brothers best bread recipe!
06-15-2012, 10:14 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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Seriously, I think this is the best bread I ever had. And I'm a bakin' kind of woman.


Ok, anybody who reads here should know we've been cutting sugar and grain out of our diet so how do you do bread?

Simples! Make it out of stuff you can handle!

I made this shït up myself and it's fantastic!

To those who don't know wtf I'm talking about, just google cutting out grains and sugar out of your diet.

Anyways, I googled a lot of recipes and baked a lot in years passed so I just made use of what I had and came up with a fantastic bread. beercheer.gif

It'st the Almond brothers bread:

half a cup of almond flour or mixed down almonds
half a cup of sunflower seeds mixed as finely as they get
1 dl of potato fibers or I imagine coconut fibers or something of that nature
1 tbsp cumin seeds
2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1 deciliter (less than half a cup) of potato fiber (thinking this can be replaced with anything such as coconut flour especially)
1 tbsp psyllium seed husks
3 eggs
a little water
salt, almost a tsp.

I baked it at 200 degrees C for 20 minutes

I flattened it out to approximately 1.5 cm and maybe 30 cm diameter, ğck I'm not measuring. But this is one of the first recipes that was a complete success from the get-go. yay.gif Just cut it open and add some cottage cheese or whatever gets you there. Om nom nom.

Left out the cumin seeds first time I made it and it ruled the world, we just happen to like them so we added them.

If you don't like cumin, add something you like or not. Not necessary though. The bread is very good as it it. cheers.gif


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06-15-2012, 10:32 PM #2
yankees skier
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Probably good with bacon on it.

Biere.
06-15-2012, 10:44 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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What isn't? chuckle.gif
06-15-2012, 10:59 PM #4
yankees skier
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(06-15-2012, 10:44 PM)Octo Wrote:  What isn't? chuckle.gif


Tofu.

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Biere.
06-15-2012, 11:02 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,612 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Oh man tofu sucks donkey dick lmao.gifbeerbong.gif
06-15-2012, 11:02 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,283 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
mmm bacon tofu roll ups. mmmm. chuckle.gif

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06-15-2012, 11:03 PM #7
yankees skier
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(06-15-2012, 11:02 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  mmm bacon tofu roll ups. mmmm. chuckle.gif


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Biere.
06-15-2012, 11:10 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,612 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Yeah no shït scream.gif lmao.gif
06-15-2012, 11:14 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Yeah tofu sucks you really can't even dress it in bacon clothes and send it to your mouth. It still sucks. chuckle.gif

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06-15-2012, 11:26 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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(06-15-2012, 11:14 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Yeah tofu sucks you really can't even dress it in bacon clothes and send it to your mouth. It still sucks. chuckle.gif


I thought it was going to say mother instead of mouth scream.gif
06-15-2012, 11:27 PM #11
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
mother in-lawlmao.gif

Biere.
06-15-2012, 11:31 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,283 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
rofl.gif Yeah giver her bacon treats for Hanukkah.

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06-15-2012, 11:37 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,612 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
lol.gif JR was saying my name in his past life sleep and his then wife thought he said Hanukkah lmao.gifrofl.gifbeerbong.gif
06-15-2012, 11:39 PM #14
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Sweet! We will definitely have to try this! cheers.gif



Did you happen to get any pics of the finished product?

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06-15-2012, 11:45 PM #15
Octo Mother Superior
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Yes I did! Let me ponder upon life and universe a bit and I'll post some pics. beercheer.gif



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