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The CIA answers its top five questions on Twitter
07-08-2014, 07:14 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>No, we don’t know where Tupac is. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/twitterversary?src=hash">#twitterversary</a></p>&mdash; CIA (@CIA) <a href="https://twitter.com/CIA/statuses/486255845588475905">July 7, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Sorry for not following you back <a href="https://twitter.com/TheEllenShow">@TheEllenShow</a>. But if you visit us maybe we can take a selfie? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/twitterversary?src=hash">#twitterversary</a></p>&mdash; CIA (@CIA) <a href="https://twitter.com/CIA/statuses/486254611250937857">July 7, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>YES, we are hiring. <a href="https://*.co/008Lvn9fWJ">https://*.co/008Lvn9fWJ</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/twitterversary?src=hash">#twitterversary</a></p>&mdash; CIA (@CIA) <a href="https://twitter.com/CIA/statuses/486254124833308673">July 7, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>No, we don’t know your password, so we can’t send it to you. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/sorrynotsorry?src=hash">#sorrynotsorry</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/twitterversary?src=hash">#twitterversary</a></p>&mdash; CIA (@CIA) <a href="https://twitter.com/CIA/statuses/486253620040462336">July 7, 2014</a></blockquote>

vic.gif Pardon me if I'm a bit skeptical that these are the top questions they get asked... except for the hiring.
The last one was pretty good, at least there is some sense of humor.

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07-08-2014, 07:17 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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07-08-2014, 07:19 PM #3
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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chuckle.gif What else is expected from twitter besides one liners.
07-08-2014, 07:22 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Henny Youngman would have done very well in that medium.

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07-08-2014, 07:25 PM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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kirk_and_spock_love.gifkirk_and_spock_love.gif (one click = two emoticons) wrong emoticon ooops

CIA goes social...

https://www.cia.gov/news-information/fea...ocial.html
07-08-2014, 07:31 PM #6
The Survivor Truthtard
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The first C.I.A. tweet went like this: “We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.”

İmage

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Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


https://twitter.com/NigelLondon2014

07-08-2014, 07:31 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(07-08-2014, 07:25 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  kirk_and_spock_love.gifkirk_and_spock_love.gif (one click = two emoticons) wrong emoticon ooops

CIA goes social...

https://www.cia.gov/news-information/fea...ocial.html

You have some odd temporary issue, or it's time for a new mouse, or your clicking finger has become turbocharged as a result of the new layout, with that being the most remote option,

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07-08-2014, 07:34 PM #8
The Survivor Truthtard
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(07-08-2014, 07:25 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  kirk_and_spock_love.gifkirk_and_spock_love.gif (one click = two emoticons) wrong emoticon ooops

CIA goes social...

https://www.cia.gov/news-information/fea...ocial.html

İmage

Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


https://twitter.com/NigelLondon2014

07-08-2014, 07:36 PM #9
The Survivor Truthtard
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(07-08-2014, 07:25 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  kirk_and_spock_love.gifkirk_and_spock_love.gif (one click = two emoticons) wrong emoticon ooops

CIA goes social...

https://www.cia.gov/news-information/fea...ocial.html

It is so appropriate with the caption underneath. C.I.A goes social. popcorn2.gif

Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


https://twitter.com/NigelLondon2014

07-08-2014, 07:40 PM #10
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(07-08-2014, 07:31 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(07-08-2014, 07:25 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  kirk_and_spock_love.gifkirk_and_spock_love.gif (one click = two emoticons) wrong emoticon ooops

CIA goes social...

https://www.cia.gov/news-information/fea...ocial.html

You have some odd temporary issue, or it's time for a new mouse, or your clicking finger has become turbocharged as a result of the new layout, with that being the most remote option,

I do believe my finger is as it always has been...mostly exacting.
07-08-2014, 07:41 PM #11
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(07-08-2014, 07:36 PM)NODOOM Wrote:  
(07-08-2014, 07:25 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  kirk_and_spock_love.gifkirk_and_spock_love.gif (one click = two emoticons) wrong emoticon ooops

CIA goes social...

https://www.cia.gov/news-information/fea...ocial.html

It is so appropriate with the caption underneath. C.I.A goes social. popcorn2.gif

OMG that was good! rofl.gifrofl.gif
07-08-2014, 07:53 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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Social indeed
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07-09-2014, 08:33 PM #13
yankees skier
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I wonder if they follow wikileaks LOL

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