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The Catholic Church brings back indulgences
05-14-2012, 02:33 PM #1
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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These days, you can get a deal on anything. Even salvation! Pope Benedict has announced that his faithful can once again pay the Catholic Church to ease their way through Purgatory and into the Gates of Heaven.

http://www.dailyfinance.com/2009/02/10/b...-indulgen/

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05-14-2012, 02:36 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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omg lmao.gif

How many are you going to buy? coffeetime.gif


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05-14-2012, 02:42 PM #3
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Can it be more obvious that religion is a scam? I don't know how.
Maybe I'll buy one for my ol' step-dad who's motto (and he lived by it) was:

faster horses, younger women, older whisky and more money rofl.gif
05-14-2012, 02:44 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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How ƒükkêd , that exemplifies the problem IMO. If you are truly sorry about something you did just don't do it again. This type of BS makes it okay to pay your way out of bad behavior, when we all need to take responsibility for our deeds and actions.
Classic scapegoat here, akin to a monetary sacrifice to an institution my god wants nothing to do with.

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05-14-2012, 02:48 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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Are people actually so stupid as to fall for this scam? 13.gif

Oh well, a fool and his money etc. coffeetime.gif
05-14-2012, 02:48 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I petitioned the church for a few indulgences.


They told me I would need to win the lottery first...


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-14-2012, 02:49 PM #7
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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I sometimes wonder why it is the devil punishes sinners, as they should be, but god rewards them as long as they worship (aka give money) him?

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05-14-2012, 02:55 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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The perspective is wrong. The devil punishes people because he's an ebil bastard and he can. And people don't give money to God. He has no use for it. They only THINK they are giving it to Him. In reality they are ğkking stupid and are giving their money to con men who are claiming to be God's spokesmen.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-14-2012, 02:57 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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I just read a poll on the local news... chuckle.gif

A decreasing number of Finns believe in God. They also don't believe Jesus was the son of God. In 2007 63% believed it was at least plausible he was the son of God, but that number decreased to 41% in 2011.

Heathens I tells ya! BaconDance.gif
05-14-2012, 02:58 PM #10
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(05-14-2012, 02:57 PM)Octo Wrote:  A deceasing number of Finns believe in God.


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05-14-2012, 03:00 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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05-14-2012, 03:04 PM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-14-2012, 02:57 PM)Octo Wrote:  hmm.gif

I just read a poll on the local news... chuckle.gif

A decreasing number of Finns believe in God. They also don't believe Jesus was the son of God. In 2007 63% believed it was at least plausible he was the son of God, but that number decreased to 41% in 2011.

Heathens I tells ya! BaconDance.gif



Ummm...

You see? That right there is exactly why we are going to bring freedom and Democracy to your country. God demands it.

By the way, when TSHTF and you are running like hell to save yourself, don't look back...

That's all I can say. Just don't look back.

Unless you REAAAALLLLY like salt...


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-14-2012, 03:08 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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And don't think Mitten winning would change a thing. The angel Moroni is pretty pissed off with you too.


Now, if you make a sizable donation to the church...



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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-14-2012, 03:13 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(05-14-2012, 03:08 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  And don't think Mitten winning would change a thing. The angel Moroni is pretty pissed off with you too.


Now, if you make a sizable donation to the church...



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Oh yes the all too believable white salamander Mittens believes in, while I lean more towards the flying spaghetti monster. vic.gif
Not sure if I can reconcile our stance before the election, but never mind if I say anymore I'd have to put on my religious pirate gear, or at the very least an eye patch.

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05-14-2012, 03:23 PM #15
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I'm curious. Does your spaghetti monster have meatballs or clams?


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You're talking pirate outfits and eye patches? It sounds like you might need to get Octo to make a quick trip to the Fun Dungeon.



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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor



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