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The Cousin Explainer
12-12-2018, 03:18 PM #1
Mars Member
Posts:745 Threads:44 Joined:Aug 2013
İmage

The cousin explainer comes in handy if you want to know who you shouldn't hit on at family reunions. damned.gif
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12-12-2018, 03:27 PM #2
Random German Guy Incognito Anonymous
 
wtf2.gif lmao.gif
12-12-2018, 03:33 PM #3
Strigoi Diavolul
Posts:1,759 Threads:92 Joined:Mar 2011
lmao.gif I understand the confusion, big families in the States. 13.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
12-12-2018, 10:02 PM #4
Me? Incognito Anonymous
 
(6 hours ago)Mars Wrote:  İmage

The cousin explainer comes in handy if you want to know who you shouldn't hit on at family reunions.   damned.gif

rofl.gif  Yeah, I like to keep it in the family. Relative strangers are taboo!
12-12-2018, 10:23 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,067 Threads:1,568 Joined:Feb 2011
In Finland you can legally marry your cousin damned.gif
12-12-2018, 11:18 PM #6
Me? Incognito Anonymous
 
(55 minutes ago)Octo Wrote:  In Finland you can legally marry your cousin  damned.gif

The big question is can we marry your cousin - because your sister is probably already on to me.
12-13-2018, 01:56 AM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,380 Threads:235 Joined:Feb 2011
I heard these T-Shirts are mandatory attire at puberty in Arkansas .

but there , they have a usb port to check your GenStat online in each shirt .

Also , every Bowling alley has a place to plug them in .

if you've been to Arkansas , you understand the " bowling Alley " reference .


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12-13-2018, 09:14 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,067 Threads:1,568 Joined:Feb 2011
(Yesterday, 10:18 PM)Me? Wrote:  
(Yesterday, 09:23 PM)Octo Wrote:  In Finland you can legally marry your cousin  damned.gif

The big question is can we marry your cousin - because your sister is probably already on to me.


Sisters! Everybody's on to you. All my cousins are taken except one who has Alzheimer's sad2.gif
12-14-2018, 12:05 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,380 Threads:235 Joined:Feb 2011
Um ,,, whose on to me ?

oh ,,, you mean me , not Me ,,, right ?

What's a Me ?

am I a Me too ?

Hey , speaking of Me two , whatever happen to her ?


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12-14-2018, 10:26 PM #10
Me? Incognito Anonymous
 
(Yesterday, 09:14 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(12-12-2018, 11:18 PM)Me? Wrote:  
(12-12-2018, 10:23 PM)Octo Wrote:  In Finland you can legally marry your cousin  damned.gif

The big question is can we marry your cousin - because your sister is probably already on to me.


Sisters! Everybody's on to you. All my cousins are taken except one who has Alzheimer's sad2.gif

Perfect! What's her number! I know you've "got my number" but she might not remember to call.

PS. If you're cousin really does have Alzheimer's, please accept my sympathies to you and to her. Spent time visiting a friend's mother. She;s in pretty good shape, but so many of the other residents have that blank stare and aren't able to vocalize. It is sad, like you said with your 'smilie'.

It would be interesting to see if by increasing their brain's cilia activity if it would positively impact their condition. I've seen first hand how it helped a child with significant ADD problems and did so really fast - like in minutes. He was about to go into his violently explosive mode but became loving instead with his mom. The two conditions have some things in common.
12-14-2018, 10:28 PM #11
Me? Incognito Anonymous
 
(Today, 12:05 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Um ,,, whose on to me ?

oh ,,, you mean me , not Me ,,, right ?

What's a Me ?

am I a Me too ?

Hey , speaking of Me two , whatever happen to her ?

It was a moniker based on a lack of creativity for sure. maybe I should have gone with "You?"
12-15-2018, 12:46 AM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,380 Threads:235 Joined:Feb 2011
(2 hours ago)Me? Wrote:  
(Yesterday, 01:05 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Um ,,, whose on to me ?

oh ,,, you mean me , not Me ,,, right ?

What's a Me ?

am I a Me too ?

Hey , speaking of Me two , whatever happen to her ?

It was a moniker based on a lack of creativity for sure. maybe I should have gone with "You?"

Mmmm ,, well ,,, I myself was going to use : " Alrighty Then " so every time somebody replied to my post ,
they had my exact feelings on their reply in my handle .

But then ,,, owing to the fact that I'm Cynical as well as absurd , it fits better .

Ergo ,,, I suffer .


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12-15-2018, 05:13 AM #13
RiskyRob Master Blaster
Posts:366 Threads:45 Joined:Apr 2018
I signed up on 23andme, and have thousands of cousins there. A few second cousins,where we recognize the surname. My sister is on another site, with thousands more (different) cousins.

One reason it's so many is that both great-grandfathers, around 1880, dumped their original wives, and married again, and had more offspring. One relocated about 40 miles north of where I live now, and huge numbers of cousins are all over this area.
12-15-2018, 10:15 AM #14
Imposter Member
Posts:78 Threads:0 Joined:Dec 2018
I came from a long line of horse thieves and cutthroats so I'm not interested but thank you for caring so much.



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