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The Cousin Explainer
12-12-2018, 03:18 PM #1
Mars Member
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The cousin explainer comes in handy if you want to know who you shouldn't hit on at family reunions. damned.gif
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12-12-2018, 03:27 PM #2
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12-12-2018, 03:33 PM #3
Strigoi Diavolul
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lmao.gif I understand the confusion, big families in the States. 13.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
12-12-2018, 10:02 PM #4
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(12-12-2018, 03:18 PM)Mars Wrote:  [Image: HzBYHtt.jpg]

The cousin explainer comes in handy if you want to know who you shouldn't hit on at family reunions.   damned.gif

rofl.gif  Yeah, I like to keep it in the family. Relative strangers are taboo!
12-12-2018, 10:23 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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In Finland you can legally marry your cousin damned.gif
12-12-2018, 11:18 PM #6
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(12-12-2018, 10:23 PM)Octo Wrote:  In Finland you can legally marry your cousin  damned.gif

The big question is can we marry your cousin - because your sister is probably already on to me.
12-13-2018, 01:56 AM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I heard these T-Shirts are mandatory attire at puberty in Arkansas .

but there , they have a usb port to check your GenStat online in each shirt .

Also , every Bowling alley has a place to plug them in .

if you've been to Arkansas , you understand the " bowling Alley " reference .


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12-13-2018, 09:14 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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(12-12-2018, 11:18 PM)Me? Wrote:  
(12-12-2018, 10:23 PM)Octo Wrote:  In Finland you can legally marry your cousin  damned.gif

The big question is can we marry your cousin - because your sister is probably already on to me.


Sisters! Everybody's on to you. All my cousins are taken except one who has Alzheimer's sad2.gif
12-14-2018, 12:05 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,569 Threads:240 Joined:Feb 2011
Um ,,, whose on to me ?

oh ,,, you mean me , not Me ,,, right ?

What's a Me ?

am I a Me too ?

Hey , speaking of Me two , whatever happen to her ?


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12-14-2018, 10:26 PM #10
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(12-13-2018, 09:14 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(12-12-2018, 11:18 PM)Me? Wrote:  
(12-12-2018, 10:23 PM)Octo Wrote:  In Finland you can legally marry your cousin  damned.gif

The big question is can we marry your cousin - because your sister is probably already on to me.


Sisters! Everybody's on to you. All my cousins are taken except one who has Alzheimer's sad2.gif

Perfect! What's her number! I know you've "got my number" but she might not remember to call.

PS. If you're cousin really does have Alzheimer's, please accept my sympathies to you and to her. Spent time visiting a friend's mother. She;s in pretty good shape, but so many of the other residents have that blank stare and aren't able to vocalize. It is sad, like you said with your 'smilie'.

It would be interesting to see if by increasing their brain's cilia activity if it would positively impact their condition. I've seen first hand how it helped a child with significant ADD problems and did so really fast - like in minutes. He was about to go into his violently explosive mode but became loving instead with his mom. The two conditions have some things in common.
12-14-2018, 10:28 PM #11
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(12-14-2018, 12:05 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Um ,,, whose on to me ?

oh ,,, you mean me , not Me ,,, right ?

What's a Me ?

am I a Me too ?

Hey , speaking of Me two , whatever happen to her ?

It was a moniker based on a lack of creativity for sure. maybe I should have gone with "You?"
12-15-2018, 12:46 AM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(12-14-2018, 10:28 PM)Me? Wrote:  
(12-14-2018, 12:05 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Um ,,, whose on to me ?

oh ,,, you mean me , not Me ,,, right ?

What's a Me ?

am I a Me too ?

Hey , speaking of Me two , whatever happen to her ?

It was a moniker based on a lack of creativity for sure. maybe I should have gone with "You?"

Mmmm ,, well ,,, I myself was going to use : " Alrighty Then " so every time somebody replied to my post ,
they had my exact feelings on their reply in my handle .

But then ,,, owing to the fact that I'm Cynical as well as absurd , it fits better .

Ergo ,,, I suffer .


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12-15-2018, 05:13 AM #13
RiskyRob Master Blaster
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I signed up on 23andme, and have thousands of cousins there. A few second cousins,where we recognize the surname. My sister is on another site, with thousands more (different) cousins.

One reason it's so many is that both great-grandfathers, around 1880, dumped their original wives, and married again, and had more offspring. One relocated about 40 miles north of where I live now, and huge numbers of cousins are all over this area.
12-15-2018, 10:15 AM #14
Imposter Member
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I came from a long line of horse thieves and cutthroats so I'm not interested but thank you for caring so much.



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