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The Cynical was arrested for Suicidal Tendencies last Night , again .
04-16-2018, 02:21 AM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Some DRUNK ! called the Cops and claimed I was Suicidal last Night while
I was watching the Sky for UFO's ,,

because I wouldn't answer the Cops Questions ,
They arrested me for " Suicidal Welfare watch "

They let me out after 29 hours , supposed to hold me for 72 hours .

but I kept throwing my sh_t through the Bars at them like a Gorilla ,,

they threw me out without my Nikes on ,,, can I borrow a Pair please ?


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04-16-2018, 06:27 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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They took your Nikes? Bastards!
04-16-2018, 07:18 AM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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04-16-2018, 09:55 AM #4
Strigoi Diavolul
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A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “We can't let you check it out, you won’t bring it back.”

Un Strigoi printre noi
04-16-2018, 11:47 AM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif That wasn't corny or anything.

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04-16-2018, 12:19 PM #6
Mars Member
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I guess if you don't answer their questions you're going to jail no matter what.
04-16-2018, 03:24 PM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(04-16-2018, 09:55 AM)Strigoi Wrote:  A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “We can't let you check it out, you won’t bring it back.”

a Man went to Arkansas ,, to Tennessee ,,, found out that Utah it too

what did Tennessee ?

The same thing Arkansas

but you knew that ,,,, because Utah it too .
04-16-2018, 03:25 PM #8
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(04-16-2018, 12:19 PM)Mars Wrote:  I guess if you don't answer their questions you're going to jail no matter what.

They wouldn't answer my questions , so can I put them in a Cage too ?
04-16-2018, 03:29 PM #9
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(04-16-2018, 06:27 AM)Octo Wrote:  They took your Nikes? Bastards!

Yes , they won't let me have sneaks in the Joint , they think I'll use the laces to climb down
the building with .

They take your panties too , guess they don't want ya making a Parachute and jumping off the roof .

fooled em though , I don't wear panties ,,

they didn't think I'd be that full of shit , to throw so much of it at them

or they would have taken my shit too .
04-16-2018, 03:58 PM #10
Meh Member
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(04-16-2018, 03:25 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  
(04-16-2018, 12:19 PM)Mars Wrote:  I guess if you don't answer their questions you're going to jail no matter what.

They wouldn't answer my questions , so can I put them in a Cage too ?

chuckle.gif If I get caught driving over the speed limit they make me pay, so they should pay me if I drive under the speed limit.
04-16-2018, 04:04 PM #11
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(04-16-2018, 03:58 PM)Meh Wrote:  
(04-16-2018, 03:25 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  
(04-16-2018, 12:19 PM)Mars Wrote:  I guess if you don't answer their questions you're going to jail no matter what.

They wouldn't answer my questions , so can I put them in a Cage too ?

chuckle.gif If I get caught driving over the speed limit they make me pay, so they should pay me if I drive under the speed limit.

yeah ^^^^ stuff like that

I said to the Cop , You ask a lot of questions
he replied :::::
" I get paid to ask questions "

I replied : questions are cheap , it's the answers that have value ,,,
you better pay me real good if you want answers "

they pay in Bar Time I found out

I got to sit behind bars for a Time .

( wonder if they noticed the Flat Tires in their Parking lot yet hee hee hee )


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chuckle.gif Nothing like a flat tire to slow you down.
04-16-2018, 05:31 PM #13
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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They just Came here to Starbucks to interrogate me about some Air that came up
missing from some tires ,,,

I laughed , " You can't even keep an eye on Air ? "

Jebus , not worth the money we're paying you ?

Incidentally : Starbucks Google wifi <------<<< get it ?

Starbucks actually helps google spy on their customers .

sit in a Starbucks write the term : " Cop " and watch Cops show up . lol.gif

I'm not telling you a lie .

all kinds of crazy shit happens with my laptop while on Starbucks wifi , it's the server .
04-16-2018, 05:56 PM #14
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I wonder if they dusted the tires for fingerprints/DNA lol.gif
04-16-2018, 06:22 PM #15
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Keep 'em busy call in a barking dog call complaint at the humane society, a big ziptie on the driveshaft is good for some hilarity there's so many ways to keep them occupied.

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