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The Cynical was arrested for Suicidal Tendencies last Night , again .
04-21-2018, 09:07 PM #61
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Where ?
04-21-2018, 09:11 PM #62
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Who Did ?
04-22-2018, 01:23 AM #63
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Nothing is True , it's Theater .
we're all avatars here

but ,, in writing the script , well just think it as a " Spy Movie "
04-23-2018, 10:38 PM #64
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good one Bag ,

Tech has led us into strange lands that seem spooky sometimes

Hackers ?

OMG !

no telling who may have an eye on somebody anymore .
and to what Purpose either .

someone can network into your email , write Horrible emails and send them to your contacts
and frame you for those emails .

There's 3 suspects getting on my laptop inside a Cafe while I'm outside smoking my cigs
caught them a couple times , tried to get them to stop , no such luck though .

found out two of them are on Psyche Meds , and under Doctors care for Mental Problems .

no telling what they may have done while on my laptop , no one warned me about those guys .

no one warned me that those guys are wacko's , or I would have avoided that Cafe .

One of them went off on me this morning with the most heinous and confused accusations
mixed with delusional lies ,

I had to leave , he was getting crazy Hostile Violent , his eyes looked like he was suffering a Psychotic Episode
in an extreme way .
one of the other suspects was there , and would have beacked this crazy dude up if I called the Cops
to have the guy taken in for attempted intimidation .

I believe it's the same guy that the cops took to the Hospital for the actual " Suicidal " call they received .

a couple weeks ago , that Guy Adrian is his name , walked out of his home
at 1:30 am
he had been stabbed by a Butcher Knife , I believe by his Mother who was trying to defend herself
against his assault .

Adrian needs some serious psyche Help ,

so that's where this fiction got it's base material , was from that guy being taken into custody
for being assumed " Suicidal "

after this morning's assault on my person , this Funny Story ain't all that funny now .

The guy is a Threat to the public and should be committed , if my suspicions and what I've witnessed
him and the other guy doing on my laptop are true and investigated by LEO's properly .

both will be arrested .

sad is it not ?

oh well , I knew this World was crazy the moment I popped into it .

I'll wait and see if their attempt to Frame me works out for them . I'm sure Feds are
already watching at least me , maybe the Federal officers will arrest those 3 guys and get
two of them the Psyche Help they need , the other guy this morning " Johnny " and Adrian ,
were both on this Laptop when I caught them with my email account open and typing .

seems a lot of folks like to play games with my accounts and laptops .

and now for the good news

I got a Divorce .


I'm still not available though ,,, I like being single very much .
04-24-2018, 12:02 AM #65
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or film it and put it ,,, in the Movie lol.gif

Wait a Minute , I got another idea ,,

How about an Ambulance scene where a Stretcher with a Hippie
falls out the back and rolls into a Field of Weed ?

Name the Hippie smokey ,,?
04-24-2018, 02:34 AM #66
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For the Latest Members who never made it to GLP in the old Days

A Piece of Cynicalabsurdance's Fiction/Fact Story line

enjoy lmao.gif

~~~ The Greys ~~~~ ewwwweeeeeeee spooky

The Greys...

“The Angelic as you call them were the Arcadians, they were my contact that brought me to the mountains at 4 years of age and showed me the deposits of the treasures.
As well, The Satan, or if I may, THE BUGS, They as well showed me treasure, in an attempt to sway me into their domain or way of being.
You are pretty much preaching to the choir here.
Remember the christ story of being in the cave and fasting, he is met by the ADVASARY ( SATAN) and tempted to bow before him, and satan offered him all the cities and treasures if he would bow before him and worship him ?
Pretty much what the BUGS did with me.
There were several fed agents who witnessed the event, the documents outlining my abduction by the BUGS in 1996 ( Oct. 13th to be exact)
I not only lived the event, I have the documents procured that outline the event.

Oh yeah, I was going to throw the Story of the BUG fuckers from the Ufo back in 1996 in here.

Alright, as I have already told some portion of this story in another thread, I give the full complete details in this one, and those who think they are reading a rehash will find they only got a bit of the story in the other post.

Certain Details are really interesting, and show just what the hell we are faced with in dealing with some of these alien bastards.

Pay attention to what Happened when a Federal agent took it upon himself to attempt to Murder me with his gun right after I was dropped off by the Craft.

Oct. 13th, 1996, about 5 months before the Phoenix Lights showed up over that city, I was camped out in my V.W. Bus , North of Town, out where the Carefree hwy meets up with Cave Creek rd.

As Stated above in other post, I had found a mass fortune in treasure, inside a cave in the Organ Mountains of New Mexico, and had documented the find on film with my 35mm camera which was stolen by my brother who had the film developed, which brought the Federal Governments agents to attention when the developers called them in to see the exposed film of the Treasure, they then undertook a covert surveillance of me to try and obtain the locale of that treasure and Steal it from me.
They had me under surveillance 24/7, and had drugged my food in my ice box in order to knock me unconscious and bring in a dentist to drill tiny holes in a couple of my Molars and implant tiny transmitters in them to track me with.
I found the Cave in Late August of 1986, 10 years before this incident with the BUG UFO.

That night in Oct. of 1996, the agents were spread out around the surrounding terrain watching me, in case I decided to Travel East into New Mexico to the site of the Treasure cave and retrieve some more Gold Bars.

I was without a puppy to play with, and the only other entertainment in the V,W. Bus was the FM Radio, and if you have ever been in Phoenix, and tried to listen to the Radio there, then You are already aware that Phoenix Radio Stations SUCK hard enough to compete with a black hole.
So, with nothing better to do with my time, I opened up my sliding door on the side of the bus, picked up my Guitar, sat down on the floor of the bus, and began attempting to play the sucker.
Watching the Sky to the East of me, I noticed what I at first thought was the brightest star this hippie had ever seen, except the sucker was getting bigger and brighter, I realize in my ever so colorful hippie mind, that this sucker was moving, moving straight at me,,,
Just above the ridge a half a mile from me, it stopped, then began to sway back and forth from left to right then back to dead center again.
I have a habit of when I am alone, of talking to myself out loud in the first, second, third, and quadruple person singular as well as plural. and sometimes E before I even after the sea.
So out loud, I asked myself::::: Hey,,, Self,,, you fucking mindless moron hippie, did that thing,,,, that STAR? just move ? Or are you suffering from the HAZE again after all the years?????-----"?"
Answering myself in a most aggravated manner,,, for being exposed by me for the hippie that I am,,, I said (again out loud)::: FUCK,,, what do you think your thinking? anything?
Of course the fucker moved, TWICE ! as a matter of fact.
Well, now there ya´ go, It´s another freaker of a UFO, and here you are again without a camera,,, those DICKS, why do they always show up when I am either out of film or without a camera?

Now, the thingee began to move again, and not just move, but began to make the Geometric designs found in the Golden mean, The cube, the circle, the rectangle and the triangle.
NO SHIT ! and if you doubt it, then you are invited to KISS my little baby hamsters ass,,,, TWICE, and for 5 fat bucks as well.
Anyway, Like an ass, I yelled out to it::::
HEY, COME ON DOWN, i´M OPEN TO CONVERSATION,,,
I then jumped into my Bus, started it up, and turned it to face the UFO, I then Flashed it with my headlights 3 times and waited,,,
The craft intensified in it´s GLOW, 3 times and the swayed a bit back and forth, I again signaled with the 3 flashes, it again answered in the same fashion as previous.

I jumped out of the Bus,,, excited to have New Friends, and right at a time when I was really lonely too, cause my puppy was back in California sleeping in my vacated bed ( the little bastard)

I was again called out to them to come on down, but it just sat up there, like it was attempting to decide if I was trust worthy or not,,,, so I began to motion it down with my hands, ,,,, still, I guess they thought I was a NUTSOID, and were holding back,,,,
SHIT !!!! I thought,,, what the fuck can I use for bait to get these ass holes to come down here????
FUCK YEAH,,, I KNOW,,, I GOT TRAIL MIX,,, THERE AIN´T A FUCKER ANYWHERE THAT TURNS DOWN TRAIL MIX,,, EVEN RED NECK FUCKERS EAT TRAIL MIX,,, SO WHY NOT THESE JERKS,,
About the time of that thought, I got sleepy as a chalupa,,, and crawled into my Bus and laid down,,, ( I did´nt know it at the time, but the fuckers in the UFO can telepathically cause you to go to sleep)
I awoke to the sound of my sliding door being opened, and looked straight into the,,, " FACE?????""" of a BUG looking creature.
Now I have been panicked in my life before, or more then just a few occasions, such as when my stove had been sabotaged and when I turned it on it blew me across the Kitchen and half way out a widow, setting my head on fire, but,,, I have always been able,,,, in a minimal way I confess, to regain my composure and deal with the situation in a somewhat safe and sane manner,,,, HOWEVER ! In this instance,, I LOST IT,,, I WENT FULL BLAST FUCKING JELLIFIED and scream at the mother fuckers to back the fuck off and get away from me.
A calm reply came via telepathic transmission, asking what I was so afraid of, and why did I not try to calm myself?
To that missive, I vehemently shouted:::
" CAUSE YOUR FUCKING UGLY"
The grand wazoo of these characters replied:
Yeah, well, we were not all that impressed with your peoples appearance when we first saw you either< but, try to get pass our physical appearance Rog", we are here to show you something you will need in the not too distant future"

I once again asked : " What do you want,, why don´t you just get the fuck away from me,, why don´t you leave when I tell you too????"

The reply was: Look Rog" you signaled to us, and asked us to come to you, you stated you were open to conversation with us Rog´ now, why don´t you settle down, and we´ll take you on the ride you requested"
Right there, I was out of argument,,, FUCK,,, I had , in all the Mellay,,, forgotten that I said that shit, even the ,,, Hey come on down and take me for a ride youse guys"
Shit, what's a freaker hippie to do?
They had me against the wall on this, I felt like Fat Freddy's Cat, Fat Freddy Scat, at this juncture, no way I was gonna win an argument with a bug I just invited into my life and asked to take a ride with, fuck,,, I realized I would have to settle out of Court on this one.
The BUG, told me to relax, and they would take me by the arms and they would levitate me up to the Craft for the ride and show and tell routine, I looked around through the windows of the Bus and,, SHIT THE FUCK UP, AND LAND FACE FIRST IN IT,,,, I´M SURROUNDED BY BUG FOLKS,,, ,,, I acquist and up we went.

I will save for later what I was shown, yes, I must wait a bit before I can reveal those details,,, and so must you, for the details, if known by the wrong people at this time, wellllll,,, lets just say, we have unfriendly people in our government agencies who work against the human race of this world and are working by their own agenda, and they do not need anymore help by me letting out to them the info I was given.
I will however tell you what I was told by these entities,
They travel through time as though it was no bigger a deal then you or I traveling from our easy chair to the icebox for ice cream.
What I was told , concerned the future, a few years hence of this event I speak of, which intels the NOW.

Here is what I was told, it is a smaller portion, and I will not delineate the entire instruction thereof at this time, don´t even attempt to inquire of the fuller portion please, I have my directive, and will not deter there from.

" ROGER, THE ADMINISTRATION FOLLOWING THIS ONE IN PLACE AT THIS TIME, WILL STAGE AN EVENT OF DEVASTATION, THEY WILL DO SO IN ORDER TO INSTIGATE THE INVASION OF OTHER COUNTRIES, THEY SEEK TO GAIN CONTROL OF ALL THE ENERGY RESOURCES OF THIS WORLD ROGER, AND THEY ALSO SEEK THOSE ARTIFACTS FROM ANCIENT CIVILAZATIONS OF TIMES PASSED THAT ARE REFERED TO AS THE WONDER WEAPONS, YOU KNOW OF THESE ARTIFACTS FROM YOUR TEXT YOU REFER TO AS THE BIBLE,,, WHAT WE HAVE SHOWN YOU, IS A PORTION OF WHAT THEY SEEK TO GAIN POSSESSION OF, YOU MUST WHEN WE SEND YOU THE MESSAGE TO DO SO, GO TO THE AREAS WE HAVE SHOWN YOU AND RETRIEVE THESE ARTICLES AND KEEP THEM FROM THE PEOPLE WHO WILL MISUSE THEM FOR THEIR OWN AGENDA.
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE YOU FORGET WHAT WE HAVE TOLD YOU, AND WHAT WE HAVE SHOWN YOU, FOR, THEY ARE WAITING BACK THERE WHERE WE PICKED YOU UP FROM, AND THEY WILL TORTURE YOU TO OBTAIN THE KNOWLEDGE OF THESE THAT WE HAVE GIVEN YOU.
A TIME WILL ARRIVE, WHEN WE SHALL SEND TO YOU AN EPIPHONY THROUGH THE TELEPATHIC MESSAGES THAT WE ARE USING AT THIS MOMMENT.
AT THAT TIME, YOU WILL FULLY RECALL ALL WE HAVE SHOWN, AND ALL WE HAVE TOLD, YOU WILL BE CLOSE TO WHERE YOU MUST RETRIEVE THESE ARTICLES AT THAT TIME.
ROGER, THERE ARE OTHERS LIKE YOURSELF, THEY TOO WILL BE WHERE THEY NEED TO BE WHEN THE TIME COMES FOR THEM TO RETRIEVE THAT WHICH WE HAVE SHOWN THEM.
ROGER, YOU HAVE ASKED WHY YOU, ROGER , YOU WERE PICKED, AS THE OTHERS WERE, FOR YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, YOU, AND THE OTHERS, HAVE THE CONSCIOUSNESS AND WISDOM TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT TO BE USED TO ONE´S SELFISH AGRANDISEMENT, THAT IT IS TO BE USED TO SAVE ALL PEOPLE HERE, REMEMBER IN YOUR HISTORY ROGER, THE SPLITTING OF THE ATOM?
reply: YES
ROGER, IT WAS IN THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF THE PEOPLE WHO CONTROL THAT ACCOMPLISHMENT, THAT THE FIRST USE THEY SHOULD APPLY IT TO, WAS TO CREATE A BOMB AND DROP IT ON PEOPLE, OF ALL THAT THIS GIFT COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL TOWARDS, IT WAS ABUSED TOWARDS THE PURPOSE OF HARM AND DESTRUCTION.
THAT CONSCIOUSNESS ROGER, IS THE CONSCIOUSNESS TO AVOID, THESE THINGS WE HAVE SHOWN YOU, ARE FAR TOO POWERFUL FOR THAT CONSCIOUSNESS TO HAVE IN THEIR POSSESSION, FOR THEY WILL USE IT TO GAIN CONTROL OVER ALL MANKIND.
ROGER, YOU AND THE OTHERS ARE TO STOP THEM FROM RECOVERING THESE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SHOWN.
YOU WILL SUCCEED IN THIS, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO UNDERGO MANY EVIL ATTACKS ON YOU, YOU WILL PERSEVERE THROUGH THEM.
DO NOT ALLOW THEM TO KILL YOUR SPIRIT ROGER, KEEP YOUR SPIRIT AND YOUR FAITH STRONG, NO MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE TO FACE, YOU WILL FIGURE IT OUT, AND CARRY ON AND COMPLETE WHAT YOU HAVE GOT TO DO TO RETRIEVE THE ARTICLES AND KEEP THEM OUT OF THE HANDS OF THOSE WHO WILL USE THEM IN EVIL.

End diatribe.

The Return

On my return, once again as before, I was escorted by the arms back to my Bus, I was laid down, and was unconscious in a moments time.
I awoke to plain clothes men flashing federal badges and asking me where they took me.
I did not know to what or whom they referred to,
Then one in front of me stepped aside and pointed up in the sky at the UFO slowly leaving to the east.
One behind the first one blurted out:
THOSE FREAKS LOOKED LIKE INSECTS, WHERE´D THEY TAKE YOU,, ? TELL US GODDAMN IT, YOUR ONE OF THEM ARN´T YOU? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU? WE OUGHT TO KILL THE BASTARD NOW, ( HE drew his gun at that point, and attempted to point it at my face)
The others grabbed him, but he struggled to get an aim on my head, the others shouting, wait,, STOP MAN,,,, wait till we find out where they took him, and why, he may be innocent , man,, wait a minute.
The agent with the gun yelled,,, FUCK THAT, HE´S WORKING WITH THEM OR HE´S ONE OF THEM,,, LET ME KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER,,, LET ME KILLL HIM,,,
right then, one of the other agents who was watching the UFO leave the area, turned and yelled,,, SHIT GUYS, they´re coming back!
The agent with the gun suddenly went berserk, yelling that they are in his head,,, they are trying to kill his mind,,, I´m confused,,, fuckkk,,,OUUUUUUCH the guns frying my hand,,, it´s red hot,,, fuck,,, my mind,,, I can´t control my thoughts,,, I´m fucking freaking out,,, ,fuckkk.../
He dropped his gun,( more like threw the gun,,,
I stopped them all,, and told them,,, They are telling me to tell you to leave me alone and leave, or they´ll melt your minds,,,, You guys have to go,,, and go now,,, get out of here,, just go, go now and go fast guys, they´re pissed at you, reaaaallll pissed at you for this shit you´re doing to me,,,, go, just leave NOW !
Right then another one of them screamed out in pain and grabbed the sides of his head,,, in anguish,,, I looked up at the UFO and stepped out there between the agents and it and screamed as loud as I could ::::
" LEAVE THEM ALONE, I´LL GET THEM OUT OF HERE, JUST STOP IT, PLEASE, JUST LEAVE IT TO ME, I´LL GET THEM OUT OF HERE,,,
The reply was, : alright Roger, escort them to their vehicles and send them away, we´ll stay till they are gone.
Tell them to leave NOW. right now.
I grabbed one of them by the arm and asked him where his car was,,, he pointed out where they had them stashed, I said, com´on man, they want me to walk you to the cars and send you on your way, we have to go, you guys have to leave now, let´s go, they are going to mind fuck you hard if you don´t leave right NOW, They agreed to stop when I asked them to, but they are telling me you had better go right now.
so let´s get you to your cars,,,,
as we walked to the cars, the one I was holding up, informed me that he was not sure he could drive the vehicle,,, could I help them drive back to town, I received the message that once they were in the cars and headed away from me, that their minds would come back to normal, but, they would have to keep going and not come back for me.

We made the cars and in they went, I got the cars started for them, and reminded them how to put the vehicles into gear, and walked beside the cars for a length of the dirt road until they were well passed my Bus.
The driver thanked me for helping them get away, and I told him it was nothing, just keep going, I have talked them into leaving you guys alone, now , don´t try to stop out there, or they will fuck with your minds again, and this time, permanent damage will occur, just go and be glad to get away.
The Guy with the Gun who wanted to kill me, was not recovering at all, he was panicked, and getting way paranoid, he was freaking out really bad, the poor guy, but I knew of no way to help him, I ask the entities to please set his mind back to normal,,, but I know not if they attempted to do that.
Before they headed for the Cars, I picked up the gun he dropped and attempted to hand it back to him, he screamed: NO,,,, I don´t want it,,, I don´t ever want to see it again,,, get it away from me,,, I don´t want to touch it" throw it away,,, throw it far away from me"

The next morning, I awoke without any memory of the ride, nor the return, nor the agents and the aftermath of the ride and the events that took place.
I simply recalled watching the craft, and falling asleep.
Recently, within the last few weeks or so, I have begun to recall many of the suppressed details,,,,
The time for the third epiphany must be arriving closer,
For I am regaining a great deal more memory and lot faster, and in greater detail.

The above is an actual event, I may be wrong, but, I have a gut feeling that the show put on in the sky over Phoenix Arizona the Following March, was attached to the above event, sorta a show of what they have, and as a way of warding off interference into the events to come.

Note the old style I used to write in , comical to read , I was typing with two fingers so fast ,
and never used " Spell Check "


I'll grab another piece later .

Fun stuff .
04-24-2018, 02:41 AM #67
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Ok , if this doesn't cause me to run around looking all Suicidal ,,,
well ,,, I'll hock my Nikes .

some more Cynicalabsurdance Story line , MGM ought to make a Movie out of this .

The Ancient Personal Craft Discovery...



In 1998, back over where Hwy 17 crosses Carefree hwy, a little north of the Carefree hwy by a few miles is the Little village of New River.

There lived an X-FBI agent who was mining a conical shaped peak visible from hwy 17.
Suddenly, the batf and fbi came in and arrested him and removed him from the property.

What ever their lie was for doing so, this is what the actual factual, true reason they did it
Through our satellite technology, we can now find voids in the earth beneath the surface.
One such ancient tunnel was in the Conicle peak, inside that hollowed out tunnel and the chambers in there, were ancient artifacts
and a personal craft
the Craft is meant for one occupant
and is made from the organic materials, and mixed into that construct, is the living DNA of those ancients who built them
Inside is a seat, in front of that is a podium with a panel on top, you sit in the seat, place your hand on the indentation of the panel , which is shaped like your hand and fingers.
And
If you have inherent in you the DNA of the Ancient races, then the craft through your thoughts will respond, just as any portion of your body will to your thoughts.
You think,UP, and up the craft will rise, same with any direction, this is how the craft perform such aerobatic´s that have been witnessed.

On Carefree hwy, there is a 3 sons gas station, I was approached by federal agents who asked me to accompany them to that ranch, I replied that I had heard that they did not want anyone going near that place, and that the word on the mesa was that anyone attempting to enter that ranch would be shot.
He informed me that they had to keep people from snooping, but there was something there 0on that ranch that I could help them with.
I went along, we entered the caves, I walked up to the craft, and placed my hand on the side of the Craft and gave the thought:
" OPEN ",,, and the door lowered , the door is hinged as a draw bridge would be hinged, it lowers and creates a ramp, that you can walk up and sit in the seat there.
Once I performed this for the feds, I was taken back to my Pick-up and turn loose.


I walk today, for they know there are more of these craft hidden here on this planet.
They know of no other person that can open the craft, they have questioned me extensively to find out if I have any offspring, for they know that I will eventually go into FULL disclosure on this, and they would like to see me out of the picture for I know too much and they as well understand my feelings about Hostile military takeovers.
They are hoping that there may be one of my linage that will work with them and replace me.


In the Organ Mountains, the Cave I found the Gold Of King Solomon in, had a craft in it as well, it too responded to my Thought Commands.

The evidence that the Military not only got that treasure, and the craft, but as well blew the cave system up and removed the rubble by helicopter to the Banks of the Rio Grande is still evident.

We can enter the area and take pictures and samples for Geologist to study.

In my above post about the craft and ancient artifacts, this is part of the reason WHY the government saw fit to implant in my molars tiny Micro transmitters.

They became aware of certain facts about myself and others, after we were taken aboard a Craft back in 1959 or 1960 and flown and shown deposits in various mountain ranges, deposits such as Victorio Peak.

~~~~~~~~~~~~ End Chapter ~~~~~~~~~

Imagine , an Ancient Lost UFO resting in a Cavern for thousands of years .

That's got to be a sight to see ,,, anybody up for a Ride ?

I can call the Bugs Back if you like .
04-24-2018, 02:50 AM #68
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More Treasure/UFO/Spy story

Love this bit here .
enjoy .

All in the name of Gold...

I was kidnapped from my home in Vancouver Washington by agents ( D.I.A. of the D.O.D )

I was taken to an old office building downtown Olympia , Capital of the State of Washington

I was strapped down on a gurney, after being strapped in a straight jacket

the small paddles of an Defibrillator were taped to my temples
Two agents stood there and turned up the juice

" WHERE IS THAT TREASURE"
ZAPP
" WHERE IS THAT TREASURE"
ZAPP
"WHERE IS THAT TREASURE"
ZAPP
ME: FUCK YOU!
THEM: FUCK ME HUH ?
KAZAPPPPPP (HIGHER VOLTAGE APPLIED

ME: I feign unconsciousness
them: lets go get something to eat
we start on him again when we get back

Me: squirm and twist to get loose from the straps of the gurney
the straps loosen up and fall away ( ????? how?)

off the gurney
Hop up and down
get the straight jacket pulled up that way and twist to free one arm
reach to the crotch and release the buckle
slide the straight jacket over my head and off
run to the window
yell down to a guy placing his briefcase in his trunk
i tell him of the kidnapping
and ask him to call the F.B.I
he laughs

The door opens and in rush my torture´s

i grab the lamp stand they were using to shine the bright light in my eyes
they both pull guns
I rush them and smack fuck out of one of them
the other retreats back into the hall
I run for the window
and fling off into the air from 3 floors up
I land in a dumpster( a large trash bin , the size of Taj Mahal in fact)
full of trash bags with shredded documents
soft enough landing
I run to the guy with the car
we get in and head for the federal building 3 blocks away
the kidnappers
try to follow us and we pull up to the steps and i run for it
the kidnappers are caught by Officers of the Courthouse .
me and the driver convince the F.B.I. agents to go back and look over the scene of my torture

they make me and the witness wait downstairs for a half an hour
come back and tell us the floor is devoid of anything
I am driven home by them
next, when i awake
no memory of the event.

why?

here is the incident where I find the treasure, keep in mind, it is not Just one deposit, but many

I entered a cave
Inside the cave

to the left
a stack of gold bars, 40 pounds and 72 pounds
some small ones of 20 pounds

I took out of the cave 1 20 pound bar
some small finger shaped bras of 3 ounces each
and an ancient Roman style sword dating back to the time of King Solomon

My Dad and I returned to our dirt bikes
I strapped the back pack with the bar and sword on the motorcycle and we rode out of the Mountains to where our pick up man was waiting
we loaded the bikes in the truck
and went home

I had documented the entire contents of the cache , the whole contents on my camera


The next day, we got a visit by covert agents who took the bars and the sword and left us unconscious with memory blocks installed

3 people witnessed my discovery
1. my dad
2. Don Nelson our pick up man
3. Myself

within a year my Dad was murdered
a little later
Don Nelson somehow drove his pick up off a cliff in Colorado on a very lonely road

Not long after, while shopping at the supermarket, my breakfast sausage was punctured with a hyperemic needle with arsenic
I later cooked and ate some of it
went in to the bathroom and out the food came from both ends.

Remember the camera with the photos of the treasure?
that camera was stolen by my brother
he did not know the contents on the film
he used up the rest of the exposures and took it to have it developed
the developers , seeing what was on the exposed film
call the feds
the feds found from my brother that it was my camera, this was in 1987
they called the F.B.I in L.A.
they take on a covert operation to find out where the cave is
that is why the F.B.I. did nothing to help me after I bailed out a window
what else does it involve ,,,,~~~~ End Abduction Torture Story ~~~~~~~~~

Let's see Dean Coontz beat this one chuckle.gif

Only thing I left out was a Golden Lab chuckle.gif
04-24-2018, 03:21 AM #69
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This one's a Goody ,, tee hee






Above: Gold Nugget that had been dipped in galena ( silver/lead composition)

ON THAT SIDE IS THE STRIKE MARK OF THE HOLY GRAIL !

Exposing the Powers That Be! Part II...


I am the descendant of the Grand Master Ruxcillias
of the Knights Templar which was the descendent of King David.

The Descendants of Christ came to France, where the Carolinian over threw Dagobert II, he was installed in a Monastery, and the word went out that he was Murdered, but, his linage lived on, and during the crusades, his descendants returned from the Monastery, and entered the Vatican with their documents proclaiming their Birth right, they then went to the Holy Land, for it was the first time that the Holy Land had been in the Hands of Christians since the time of Christ and the exodus of Christ family,
Two of them went to the Temple Mount, found what they were looking for, came back, reported to the Pope their findings, and with the other 7 Monks of their Monastery, formed the Knights Templar and returned to the Temple Mount and retrieved the Artifacts that belonged to the Bloodline of King David and King Solomon.
They then covertly entered Egypt where they retrieved the Arc of the Covenant from King Tuts tomb.

What does this have to do with the reptilians and the Arcadians? ~~~~~~~~~~ Wait for it lmao.gif
04-24-2018, 04:07 AM #70
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Here's an Old one that I think JR and Octo will recognize some of the Names .

cool to be able to read some of our old Post .

http://www.puppstheories.com/forum/index...=1914&st=0
04-24-2018, 07:40 AM #71
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That's a trip down memory lane. emo-daj.gif

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04-24-2018, 06:11 PM #72
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not too long ago
there was a site with all the Burish and other GLP stuff on it .

I had access to it a couple years ago .
can't seem to bring it up now

error code .

mind blowing stuff we used to write and read there
so funny

Indred Cole

Thessa was great , she really got into studying Rennes Chatua .

Everybody's Favorite Idol Harabed with the Sexy Cleavage Avatar LOL

some freak used as an avatar : Nancy Leaders Dead Dog lol

same person used : Lancy Neader

what ever happen to that Nancy Woman and her " Talkin' 2 de Bugs " thread ?
04-25-2018, 02:54 AM #73
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And so we talk of where
we may be going ,,
what purpose there is
to our being together

both of wondered , unknowing

and while the Dialogue
maintains it's flowing
we discover from one another


The dreams we have ,,
each Mirror the other

we wonder at ,,
To wait this long
to cover these

and feel so good
to just open up and release

Turning our Chins
out over the Sea
watching Birds flying free

we feel taken above
floating on Wings kissed
gently by the Breeze

Found ,,
our Primal release ,,

Together ,, into
the Horizon of our destiny

Feeling so secure now ,
Trust now ,
can be freely given between

and there upon that Shore
while watching
The Truly Free Soar

we meld into and of each other
forever ,,,

Let Her Know
she'll respond in like

together you'll find ,,
you're meant to be ,,

for she knows what she needs
from you ,,, to feel secure
in the Love Between ,,

and you as well have the same ,,,

so set aside that Hiding Game
and let go , let it be known ,,,

~~~~~~~ You cannot build a Solid foundation on Mystery ~~~~ Let each other Know ~~~ or let each other go ~~~~
05-01-2018, 06:23 AM #74
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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They wouldn't be anyone Famous that you've heard of ,,,

but ,,,

if ya saw them Naked ,,,

you'd recognize certain parts on em .
05-01-2018, 01:22 PM #75
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Thanks, I'll never get that out of my head.

Un Strigoi printre noi



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