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The Evil Curse Of Growing Old
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05-27-2013, 12:09 AM #16
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I don't put my glasses on when I look in the mirror. Helps a lot.
05-27-2013, 01:23 AM #17
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chuckle.gif Sure does. hi5.gif beercheer.gif

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05-27-2013, 02:40 AM #18
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-27-2013, 12:09 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I don't put my glasses on when I look in the mirror. Helps a lot.



I painted over the mirrors.


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-27-2013, 06:59 PM #19
bohica Member
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Growing old sure beats the alternative.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
05-27-2013, 09:19 PM #20
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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yup.gif Damn straight it does.

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05-28-2013, 02:47 PM #21
Wicked Oblivion Member
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(05-27-2013, 06:59 PM)bohica Wrote:  Growing old sure beats the alternative.

I cant say for sure if being ninety years old and crippled up in agony while someone else changes my adult diaper as i scream at the wall and dont recognize my own children is better than dying young,because i'm not lucky?! enough to have reached old age yet,but every morning and day and night all over the world hundreds of children and teenagers are killed in horrible car crashes and other terrible calamities...
05-28-2013, 02:56 PM #22
Accidental Stoner Member
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Oooh I don't know...there's a lot of benefits, too.

Not so damned horny anymore.
Not so jumpy and impatient either.
Not so easily tricked nor fooled anymore.
Don't give a flying f**k about what the "community" thinks
of me anymore.

The babylon leave me alone these days, too.
They know I'll start talking politics and use words longer than
two syllables if they nick me. Much too difficult to type out
the statement. I'm sort of DryTown's Official Pothead #1.
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And everyone knows exactly what I stand for.

Overall:
Whole lot easier to be oneself no matter what these days...
I don't give half a shït whether the girls find me "cool" or not.

Etc, etc, etc.

Born in the 60's is sort of magic - seen the development
from sound, beautiful home nation to rootless multikulti.
Dude - it's been kinda quick!

Seen journalists turning modern POO propagandists, too.
Staying alive gives perspective.
I recognize patterns; I see where we're headed.

But the preaching and talking is done.
Young folks just gonna have to be smart and figure
it for themselves. I've earned my right (the long, hard way)
to shut the f**k up.

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05-28-2013, 03:00 PM #23
Wicked Oblivion Member
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Unfortunately the frightening reality of this strange situation we call life and death is that someone whos 100 years old is really no closer to the grave than someone whos 10 years old because theres a million ways to suddenly die and any one of them could happen at any moment of any day to anyone,here today gone tomorrow and actually its worse than that,here today gone today...
05-28-2013, 03:03 PM #24
Accidental Stoner Member
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True, that.

The future is uncertain,
but the end is always near.

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05-28-2013, 03:27 PM #25
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(05-28-2013, 02:47 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  "I cant say for sure if being ninety years old and crippled up in agony while someone else changes my adult diaper as i scream at the wall and dont recognize my own children is better than dying young"

And here I'm looking forward to telling everybody what I think as the change my shitty diapers. Tis all a matter of perspective. chuckle.gif

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07-07-2013, 02:43 AM #26
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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want to get old real fast ?


get married and haves Kids

it piles on the pounds

brings on the gray and baldness

and you just want to pull your hair out
07-07-2013, 03:07 AM #27
Octo Mother Superior
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(07-07-2013, 02:43 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  want to get old real fast ?


get married and haves Kids

it piles on the pounds

brings on the gray and baldness

and you just want to pull your hair out


No you're wrong. I'm still a healthy 58 kilos and I'm married AND have kids.
07-07-2013, 03:11 AM #28
Octo Mother Superior
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I could have grandkids damned.gif
07-07-2013, 05:13 AM #29
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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if you're not outraged

you're not paying attention


However , if you don't pay attention

you are a lot less likely to become outraged

RAGE equates to advancing age in a person

I have seen people who shot heroin for 40 years

they are 55

and look 15

nothing stresses a Junkie unless they can't get a fix .

Just go to show

if you are a dope

you are too stupid to notice anything important .



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