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The Impossible Whopper is GMO and can make a man grow breasts!
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12-24-2019, 01:36 PM #1
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Quote:the doctor explains the radically high amount of estrogen featured in each burger.

“The impossible whopper has 44 mg of estrogen and the whopper has 2.5 ng of estrogen,” wrote Strangle. “That means an impossible whopper has 18 million times as much estrogen as a regular whopper.”

He went on to compare the level of estrogen in the Impossible Burger to soy milk, writing that eating four of the vegetable burgers daily would result in a human male growing breasts:

JJust six glasses of soy milk per day has enough estrogen to grow boobs on a male. That’s the equivalent of eating four impossible whoppers per day. You would have to eat 880 pounds of beef from an implanted steer to equal the amount of estrogen in one birth control pill.

Tried a bite out of one but didn't much care for it. I'd never buy one.
12-24-2019, 03:46 PM #2
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damned.gif Dayum... Would you like lactaters with that?

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12-25-2019, 04:28 AM #3
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Dang, think of all the money future Thai lady-boys will save.  rofl.gif
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12-26-2019, 02:23 AM #4
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maybe they can take a share in nursing the babies then?  hmm.gif
12-30-2019, 08:52 PM #5
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chuckle.gif  Poor kids

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12-31-2019, 06:09 PM #6
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Nice implant alternative 37.gif

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01-01-2020, 12:46 AM #7
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(12-24-2019, 01:36 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
Quote:the doctor explains the radically high amount of estrogen featured in each burger.

“The impossible whopper has 44 mg of estrogen and the whopper has 2.5 ng of estrogen,” wrote Strangle. “That means an impossible whopper has 18 million times as much estrogen as a regular whopper.”

He went on to compare the level of estrogen in the Impossible Burger to soy milk, writing that eating four of the vegetable burgers daily would result in a human male growing breasts:

JJust six glasses of soy milk per day has enough estrogen to grow boobs on a male. That’s the equivalent of eating four impossible whoppers per day. You would have to eat 880 pounds of beef from an implanted steer to equal the amount of estrogen in one birth control pill.

Tried a bite out of one but didn't much care for it. I'd never buy one.
Oh and that's just the cherry on top of the estrogen mimicking chemicals we had for decades you say?

Oh you didn't?

My bad coffeetime.gif
01-01-2020, 12:48 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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(12-31-2019, 06:09 PM)Elegant Fail Wrote:  Nice implant alternative 37.gif
No.

Good to see you however. Hope you and yours are having a nice and relaxing holiday season cheers.gif



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