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The Intense Drama of Sleep Paralysis , no Pee Boner
03-20-2016, 11:33 AM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Alright then Fellow Forum Freaks , so you think your Issues Matter more ,,,

Right ?

and Gawd has dealt you one sad hand after another since birth ,,,

Right ?

No ?

Maybe ?

Ah shut up , you ain't had shït happen to you that can match
the shït I experience in two minutes of mine .

So settle your funky asses down and listen to Tonight's shït storm

that I just experienced an Hour ago .

First before I get rolling on this recent heinous event , I'll mention
the indication of when you as a Male Hominid have reached an end
to your Youth ,,,,,,

That being the Morning that you first wake up without a Pee Boner ,,,,,

and ,,, never experience one ever again .

That , is when you're done with youth , and are now too old .

I mean , so old that you may as well just go on ahead and Die .

Now , that said and set to rest , let's get into the shït I just
went through .

Be back later to fill you all in .

Meanwhile , have a look at one of the Craft I rode on over New Mexico .

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03-20-2016, 11:39 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I'm not quite there on the morning wood slowdown, but the wedge shaped craft has always blown me away.

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03-21-2016, 09:06 AM #3
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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woke with Sleep Paralysis

couldn't move nor speak ,

I couldn't form a word and say it , I couldn't move even a toe

This is about the third time I have experienced sleep Paralysis in 12 years .

maybe the forth time

maybe the seventh time

it is the freakiest shït , because you can't do shït when it strikes .

I mean , you can't even manage to move a hand to your face
to brush off a bug

Talk ? forget it !

you can't scream , you can't do a thing but move your eyes

and not well at all , like perhaps a little from side to side .

you can slightly move your jaw up and down , but your tongue
is as dead as your old dick after pee boners have exited your life .

you wake up , and there is a very Loud Buzzing in your head ,
Like growls , you almost think a Wolf or Bear is right over you
growling ,,,,
and you begin to PANIC but can't move your head to look around
yourself to see where the growling is coming from .

it last the first time about 45 seconds , which is a long time
to be helpless and in a panic

This time it lasted 3 to 4 minutes and I was sure I'd suffered
a Stroke in my sleep and was permanently Paralyzed .

As I pushed with all my might , I could not rise up , you can feel
your muscles straining to move your limbs
but nothing moves

it feels like being wrapped tight in cellophane wrap . you can feel
your entire body and nervous system

but nothing obeys the Brains commands .

is that Cool or what ?
03-21-2016, 04:40 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I had two episodes of that. Each time I felt the presence of something really dark.
The first time "She" was holding me down on the bed while she began to... um... start to have her way with me.
Each time, I heard inconceivably loud music.
The second time it happened, it didn't make it into the room, but this dark shadow with two orange-red eyes was looking in the bedroom window at me from outside.
When the hag comes around, it's friggin' terrifying, and it's impossible to move a muscle, and good luck screaming, it can't be done.

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03-21-2016, 04:48 PM #5
Moe taters Member
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is thread really about piss boners?
03-21-2016, 04:58 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,249 Threads:1,479 Joined:Feb 2011
No I don't think so. The thread title says 'no pee boner' 13.gif
03-22-2016, 07:57 AM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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yeah , some call it old hag syndrome , and yeah , I looked for the Bitch ,
seemed from the corner of my eye I could see through a cloud , a figure ,
but suspended as though through a tunnel or alternate dimension vortex
or some such gobbly asian stuff

I tried to yell : " Get OUT ! " at it , but no voice did I have

Hey Moe ,,, the thread is about how French Fries cause Impotency
and How Mashed Potatoes , especially with Gravy on them , can cause
Deformity in Sperm .

ever have you skull measured ?
03-22-2016, 08:08 AM #8
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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(03-22-2016, 07:57 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  yeah , some call it old hag syndrome , and yeah , I looked for the Bitch ,
seemed from the corner of my eye I could see through a cloud , a figure ,
but suspended as though through a tunnel or alternate dimension vortex
or some such gobbly asian stuff

I tried to yell : " Get OUT ! " at it , but no voice did I have

Hey Moe ,,, the thread is about how French Fries cause Impotency
and How Mashed Potatoes , especially with Gravy on them , can cause
Deformity in Sperm .

ever have you skull measured ?

"Mashed Potatoes , especially with Gravy on them , can cause
Deformity in Sperm"

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Look Up
03-22-2016, 08:38 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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mmmm... I wish gravy was a soft drink.

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03-22-2016, 10:42 AM #10
White Ribbon call me
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(03-21-2016, 04:58 PM)Octo Wrote:  No I don't think so. The thread title says 'no pee boner' 13.gif

Doesn't sound like a fun thread.. blink.gif Who doesn't like pee boner? Pppfffttt!!!
03-22-2016, 11:37 AM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,977 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
Hard to get Hard during a bout of Paralysis Mr. White Bunny

Anyone else experience Sleep Paralysis besides JR and myself ?

I'd like to hear some other stories of the experience .

Pee Boner Stories are for Old Men like me and Bohica Ocker

but sleep paralysis happens to all ages

SPEAK UP KIDDIES
03-23-2016, 03:31 AM #12
moe Incognito Anonymous
 
ahhhhh!
03-23-2016, 09:13 AM #13
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,249 Threads:1,479 Joined:Feb 2011
We've had some sleep paralysis threads. I haven't experienced anything of the kind myself though.
03-23-2016, 09:17 AM #14
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
Posts:2,783 Threads:40 Joined:Feb 2016
(03-23-2016, 09:13 AM)Octo Wrote:  We've had some sleep paralysis threads. I haven't experienced anything of the kind myself though.

I would hope not !

JR ?????

Look Up
03-23-2016, 09:39 AM #15
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,977 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
Listen
Life is experiential , THAT is the point of life , to experience various places and events .

to experience all emotions and sensations possible , Physical , or spiritual .

Full Bucket type shït before you drop that ever rotting container and move
on to the next realm of existence .

Dig what this Hippie's saying man ?

The supernatural
The Biological
The expressing of your arts and talents

Sleep Paralysis is one hell of an Experience man

I do not panic as a child
I fear a ğck of a lot less then most people on the planet

I'm pretty much a ƒükking rock when faced with shït out of people
or events

So this Paralysis is a trip to experience , it's leaves you vulnerable
as a fly in a spider web and the spider is staring at you while
licking it's lips man .

The amazing thing in your mind is the thought that you may not recover

uncertainty is one uncomfortable ass to wipe

even while restrained and being tortured , there was determination
within me , that I would get out of it and strike back

But this shït is like hopeless man

you have no assurance that it is temporary and will wear off
or permanent and your just stuck there like a lump of melted
play dough man

A Rush that takes you fast into a quazi-dispair

you ain't floating on a Cloud , you're sinking into a pit

different to anything I ever experienced man .

Here's to Belgium
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