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The Left Sneaker Conspiracy .
12-14-2017, 07:52 AM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Alright ,,,

as some may have heard ,,,

There has arisen a damn conspiracy to steal all my LEFT Sneakers .

I can find every single one of my Right Sneakers , all of them ,

However , not one single Damned Left Sneaker can I find anywhere in my Damned House or Vehicles .

And So ,,,

sum bitches have made off with all my left sneaks .

click pic ,,,, This is just an example of one of my left Sneaks that are Missing .
see if you can help me find the Sneaks please
thank you


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12-14-2017, 07:55 AM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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disclaimer , I can't pay for help .

but , I can manage to talk soothingly to your Puppies for you .
12-14-2017, 12:43 PM #3
Mars Member
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This is a first world problem, I'm almost certain of that hmm.gif chuckle.gif
12-14-2017, 04:57 PM #4
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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In America , getting a splinter is cause for an anti wood rally .
12-14-2017, 05:17 PM #5
Stiggy Member
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My mother in law is flying in for the holidays, I have all the anti wood rally a man could ever want and then some.
12-14-2017, 05:23 PM #6
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,266 Threads:231 Joined:Feb 2011
M-I-L's can cause a good wood to soften with just a look .

They are Notorious wood blockers ,,

Have Fun with her , I'm sure she'll bring out the Bad side of your ,,

wait a Minute ,, YOU ain't even Married Stiggy , wtf2.gif
12-14-2017, 05:35 PM #7
Stiggy Member
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chuckle.gif Hard to believe ain't it? We got married this October.
12-15-2017, 11:38 AM #8
Fabio Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-14-2017, 05:23 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  M-I-L's can cause a good wood to soften with just a look .

They are Notorious wood blockers ,,

Have Fun with her , I'm sure she'll bring out the Bad side of your ,,

wait a Minute ,, YOU ain't even Married Stiggy ,  wtf2.gif

My future mother in law is very sexy. Much more cougar sexy than her daughters.. She touches my left leg under the table with her left hand when we sit together for Sunday lunch. She is very elegant dresser . Looks stunning in white pants and silk blouse
12-15-2017, 03:55 PM #9
Strigoi Member
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Thanks for sharing asshole. İmage

Un Strigoi printre noi
12-15-2017, 06:16 PM #10
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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lol.gif
good one Strigoi , for that you get a half Pint of my Blood .

Fabio , um , where can I meet up with this sexy M-I-L ?

She can busy her right hand on my Right Leg .
12-16-2017, 05:58 PM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Alright Man ,, this Making Fun is Fine most of the Time

But Right now , I gotta get those Left Sneaks BACK !

I'm wearing myself out Hopping around on one leg in this Ice Storm !!!!

Now , any one seen any of my LEFT Sneaks ?

com'on guys ,,,


I know it was fun for a day

but this shït is getting tired ,, WHERE MY SNEAKS !!!!! gaah.gif gaah.gif gaah.gif
12-16-2017, 06:57 PM #12
OLGA Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-16-2017, 05:58 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Alright Man ,, this Making Fun is Fine most of the Time

But Right now , I gotta get those Left Sneaks BACK !

I'm wearing myself out Hopping around on one leg in this Ice Storm !!!!

Now , any one seen any of my LEFT Sneaks ?

com'on guys ,,,


I know it was fun for a day

but this shït is getting tired ,, WHERE MY SNEAKS !!!!!   gaah.gif  gaah.gif  gaah.gif
I notice and observe that all men who wear sneakers and jeans are 2 bob short of a shilling
12-16-2017, 06:58 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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They're probably eloping with all the left socks...

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12-16-2017, 08:33 PM #14
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,266 Threads:231 Joined:Feb 2011
I got those Left socks locked up , so that's out , what's a Shilling ?
12-17-2017, 03:49 AM #15
ocker1 Member
Posts:2,185 Threads:880 Joined:Mar 2011
(12-16-2017, 08:33 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  I got those Left socks locked up , so that's out , what's a Shilling ?

A shilling is a DEENER
2 shillings is a SWY
half a shilling is a ZAC



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