The Left Sneaker Conspiracy .

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 12-14-2017, 07:52 AM

Alright ,,,

as some may have heard ,,,

There has arisen a damn conspiracy to steal all my LEFT Sneakers .

I can find every single one of my Right Sneakers , all of them ,

However , not one single Damned Left Sneaker can I find anywhere in my Damned House or Vehicles .

And So ,,,

sum bitches have made off with all my left sneaks .

click pic ,,,, This is just an example of one of my left Sneaks that are Missing .
see if you can help me find the Sneaks please
thank you

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 12-14-2017, 07:55 AM

disclaimer , I can't pay for help .

but , I can manage to talk soothingly to your Puppies for you .

**Mars** · 12-14-2017, 12:43 PM

This is a first world problem, I'm almost certain of that

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 12-14-2017, 04:57 PM

In America , getting a splinter is cause for an anti wood rally .

**Stiggy** · 12-14-2017, 05:17 PM

My mother in law is flying in for the holidays, I have all the anti wood rally a man could ever want and then some.

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 12-14-2017, 05:23 PM

M-I-L's can cause a good wood to soften with just a look .

They are Notorious wood blockers ,,

Have Fun with her , I'm sure she'll bring out the Bad side of your ,,

wait a Minute ,, YOU ain't even Married Stiggy ,

**Stiggy** · 12-14-2017, 05:35 PM

Hard to believe ain't it? We got married this October.

12-15-2017, 11:38 AM

(12-14-2017, 05:23 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote: M-I-L's can cause a good wood to soften with just a look .

They are Notorious wood blockers ,,

Have Fun with her , I'm sure she'll bring out the Bad side of your ,,

wait a Minute ,, YOU ain't even Married Stiggy ,

My future mother in law is very sexy. Much more cougar sexy than her daughters.. She touches my left leg under the table with her left hand when we sit together for Sunday lunch. She is very elegant dresser . Looks stunning in white pants and silk blouse

**Strigoi** · 12-15-2017, 03:55 PM

Thanks for sharing asshole. İmage

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 12-15-2017, 06:16 PM

good one Strigoi , for that you get a half Pint of my Blood .

Fabio , um , where can I meet up with this sexy M-I-L ?

She can busy her right hand on my Right Leg .

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 12-16-2017, 05:58 PM

Alright Man ,, this Making Fun is Fine most of the Time

But Right now , I gotta get those Left Sneaks BACK !

I'm wearing myself out Hopping around on one leg in this Ice Storm !!!!

Now , any one seen any of my LEFT Sneaks ?

com'on guys ,,,

I know it was fun for a day

but this shit is getting tired ,, WHERE MY SNEAKS !!!!!

12-16-2017, 06:57 PM

(12-16-2017, 05:58 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote: Alright Man ,, this Making Fun is Fine most of the Time

But Right now , I gotta get those Left Sneaks BACK !

I'm wearing myself out Hopping around on one leg in this Ice Storm !!!!

Now , any one seen any of my LEFT Sneaks ?

com'on guys ,,,

I know it was fun for a day

but this shït is getting tired ,, WHERE MY SNEAKS !!!!!

I notice and observe that all men who wear sneakers and jeans are 2 bob short of a shilling

**Octo** · 12-16-2017, 06:58 PM

They're probably eloping with all the left socks...

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 12-16-2017, 08:33 PM

I got those Left socks locked up , so that's out , what's a Shilling ?

**ocker1** · 12-17-2017, 03:49 AM

(12-16-2017, 08:33 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote: I got those Left socks locked up , so that's out , what's a Shilling ?

A shilling is a DEENER
2 shillings is a SWY
half a shilling is a ZAC