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The Left Sneaker Conspiracy .
12-17-2017, 03:55 AM #16
Olga Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-16-2017, 08:33 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  I got those Left socks locked up , so that's out , what's a Shilling ?

20 shillings make a Pound
So a shilling is a small coin like a dime
The allegory for men who wear sneakers with jeans would be an IQ of 99 cents short of a dollar?
12-17-2017, 06:35 AM #17
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(12-17-2017, 03:55 AM)Olga Wrote:  
(12-16-2017, 08:33 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  I got those Left socks locked up , so that's out , what's a Shilling ?

20 shillings make a Pound
So a shilling is a small coin like a dime
The allegory for men who wear sneakers with jeans would be an IQ of 99 cents short of a dollar?

Oh ! it's a Math Formula !

cool , I love those .

Do Fibonacci with me ?

ok ,,,

3 into 5 goes 1.6 times ,,, now add the 3 to the 5 we get 8 , now take the divided number, which was 5

now , 5 into 8 is 1.6 times .

do it again , add the last two together ,,, 5 and 8 are 13 ,,,

divide by last number again

8 into 13 is 1.6 ,,,

Neat , infinitude , always 1.6 with some change .

cool eh ?

Now , there are 20 Nickels to a Dollar ,,, not dimes , which would be 10 dimes to a Dollar .

so a Shilling to a Pound would be more like a Nickel to a Dollar .

Did I win the Spelling Bee ?
12-17-2017, 07:05 AM #18
Olga Incognito Anonymous
 
(12-17-2017, 06:35 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  
(12-17-2017, 03:55 AM)Olga Wrote:  
(12-16-2017, 08:33 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  I got those Left socks locked up , so that's out , what's a Shilling ?

20 shillings make a Pound
So a shilling is a small coin like a dime
The allegory for men who wear sneakers with jeans would be an IQ of 99 cents short of a dollar?

Oh ! it's a Math Formula !

cool , I love those .

Do Fibonacci with me ?

ok ,,,

3 into 5 goes 1.6 times ,,, now add the 3 to the 5 we get 8 , now take the divided number, which was 5

now , 5 into 8 is 1.6 times .

do it again , add the last two together ,,,  5 and 8 are 13 ,,,

divide by last number again

8 into 13 is 1.6 ,,,

Neat ,  infinitude , always 1.6 with some change .

cool eh ?

Now , there are 20 Nickels to a Dollar ,,, not dimes , which would be 10 dimes to a Dollar .

so a Shilling to a Pound would be more like a Nickel to a Dollar .

Did I win the Spelling Bee ?

One can always tell the wealth of a Country by its monetary system. When in Switzerland the small tender is in 5 marks coins whilst when one travels to the U.S. is amused they still have paper dollars in circulation . Non only they still use paper dollars but they transact most daily purchasers in single one dollar bills. One struggles to find a $2 note in circulation. This can only mean most citizens are impecunious
12-17-2017, 07:24 AM #19
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(12-14-2017, 07:52 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Alright ,,,

as some may have heard ,,,

There has arisen a damn conspiracy to steal all my LEFT Sneakers .

I can find every single one of my Right Sneakers , all of them ,

However , not one single Damned Left Sneaker can I find anywhere in my Damned House or Vehicles .

And So ,,,

sum bitches have made off with all my left sneaks .

click pic ,,,, This is just an example of one of my left Sneaks that are Missing .
see if you can help me find the Sneaks please
thank you

Maybe this will teach you not to sleep with one-legged prostitutes. coffeetime.gif

Pray for me. hug.gif

Your prayers have worked like crazy. Maybe one of these days I won't have any behavior issues.  
12-17-2017, 06:22 PM #20
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That makes no sense , if one legged , they wouldn't steal a left Sneaker .

maybe a Three Legged Pro' would , but I never get that Drunk .
12-17-2017, 08:46 PM #21
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(12-17-2017, 06:22 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  That makes no sense , if one legged , they wouldn't steal a left Sneaker .

maybe a Three Legged Pro' would , but I never get that Drunk .

Having trouble with your arithmetic? If their right leg is missing, all they would need is your left sneaker.

Pray for me. hug.gif

Your prayers have worked like crazy. Maybe one of these days I won't have any behavior issues.  
12-17-2017, 10:05 PM #22
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Getting into Conflict lately are you ?

Here , have something to smile with .


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12-17-2017, 10:08 PM #23
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(12-17-2017, 10:05 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Getting into Conflict lately are you ?

Here , have something to smile with .

Isn't she that actress from the left behind series? chuckle.gif

Pray for me. hug.gif

Your prayers have worked like crazy. Maybe one of these days I won't have any behavior issues.  
12-17-2017, 10:26 PM #24
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(12-17-2017, 06:22 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  That makes no sense , if one legged , they wouldn't steal a left Sneaker .

maybe a Three Legged Pro' would , but I never get that Drunk .

Why not? A one legged prostitute could have a thousand reasons to steal a left sneaker 13.gif

By the way, have you checked if there's any connection to the large number of feet floating ashore in Canada?
12-17-2017, 10:44 PM #25
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Yepper I did , each sockless , only one had footwear , and that was a Right Loafer , no Sock .

Thinking about that , anyone who'd even own a Loafer , doesn't deserve to have Feet .
12-17-2017, 10:50 PM #26
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(12-17-2017, 10:44 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Yepper I did , each sockless , only one had footwear , and that was a Right Loafer , no Sock .

Thinking about that , anyone who'd even own a Loafer , doesn't deserve to have Feet .

wtf2.gif Was this an "English as a foreign language" response?

Pray for me. hug.gif

Your prayers have worked like crazy. Maybe one of these days I won't have any behavior issues.  
12-24-2017, 02:58 AM #27
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Ok
no solution to our Left Sneaker Series here , so I went over to another forum ,

You got that right , it took them less than 8 seconds to Solve it .

be back with a Copy Waste / Paste / jo Mama



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