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The Most Unbelievable but True Story You may Ever READ!
06-30-2016, 11:55 AM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Driver flips, totals car after slipping on snail slime 13.gif

Read it here: http://bigstory.ap.org/4f4eea6259934a60a59ba9d77703c8ff?

Very short article.

Must have been a really big snail. blink.gif

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06-30-2016, 12:24 PM #2
White Ribbon call me
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That sounds believable

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06-30-2016, 12:29 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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A Trabant? lol. I can't believe they're still on the road. Or were...

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06-30-2016, 12:37 PM #4
White Ribbon call me
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Hope you dont get too many snails in the sauna, eh. Wouldn't wanna have an accident..

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06-30-2016, 01:00 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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When snails enter the sauna they become Escargot

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06-30-2016, 01:22 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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A traditional sauna snack.

Those East German cars were motorcycles with 4 wheels.

İmage

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06-30-2016, 01:33 PM #7
White Ribbon call me
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Looks like a cute car.. Is that failboats fiancée?

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06-30-2016, 01:50 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Quote:...a slimy trail left by a procession of snails...

Are they moving west?

They could be on their way to invade France in retaliation for all of their little snail relatives those French savages have eaten.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-30-2016, 01:51 PM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(06-30-2016, 01:33 PM)the white wabbit Wrote:  blonde.gif

Looks like a cute car.. Is that failboats fiancée?

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Failboat is engaged to a car?

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-30-2016, 02:56 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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(06-30-2016, 01:50 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
Quote:...a slimy trail left by a procession of snails...

Are they moving west?

They could be on their way to invade France in retaliation for all of their relatives those French savages eating their little snail relatives.

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06-30-2016, 03:21 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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To invade France they would actually take automobiles with a big "S" painted on the side.
That way when people saw them they would say...
"Look at that S Car go!" coffeetime.gif

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06-30-2016, 04:19 PM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(06-30-2016, 02:56 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(06-30-2016, 01:50 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
Quote:...a slimy trail left by a procession of snails...

Are they moving west?

They could be on their way to invade France in retaliation for all of their relatives those French savages eating their little snail relatives.

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Had to go back and better English that one...

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
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06-30-2016, 05:00 PM #13
Kennedy Incognito Anonymous
 
(06-30-2016, 03:21 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  To invade France they would actually take automobiles with a big "S" painted on the side.
That way when people saw them they would say...
"Look at that S Car go!" coffeetime.gif

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06-30-2016, 05:11 PM #14
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(06-30-2016, 05:00 PM)Kennedy Wrote:  
(06-30-2016, 03:21 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  To invade France they would actually take automobiles with a big "S" painted on the side.
That way when people saw them they would say...
"Look at that S Car go!" coffeetime.gif

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Don't encourage his old ass jokes.

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-30-2016, 05:14 PM #15
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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İmage

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