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The NutCracker
05-13-2016, 09:22 PM #1
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They say the nutcracker only is out during Christmas.
WELL, what if they are truly a solider stuck in a wooden doll? I own one. He's right by my desktop, staring at the flag, contemplating the acts of many false deeds the "AMERICAS" has gotten to be.

I'll say he does often express a British tone, when I hear a voice in my inner consciousness.

"Salutations to many that come! Behold I stand before you into serving your acquaintance of companionship worth!"
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Say hello to the Nutcracker tally-OH!


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I often know too much of the forbidden things. These of all kinds of items/creations have a unique remedy of vodka and soul!
I'll say the lad is quite charming, among my other spirits in my room. Typically the stubborn white dragon constantly nagging me to eat, but sadly I am stuck inside this complex building with a lunatic humanoid parent. Ah...where is my alien father coming? I prefer his presence than the loud gagging of waste fluids constantly evaporating when I try to express vowels to the umbilical cord strand that has tried to raise me many times. İmage
05-13-2016, 09:24 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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I thought this was a Hillary thread

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05-13-2016, 09:27 PM #3
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Kobe Bryant and Pau Gassol, good tag team on offense, we get Steve Nash and Steve Blake to draw fouls and get Gassol on C, might them rebounds, and Kobe with his fadeaways, forget it man, we got dis, GO LAKERS!! #24!
05-13-2016, 09:31 PM #4
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(05-13-2016, 09:24 PM)Octo Wrote:  I thought this was a Hillary thread

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If it was, then I think i would go cracking nuts for all we know.
İmage
05-13-2016, 10:00 PM #5
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İmage
05-13-2016, 10:09 PM #6
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(05-13-2016, 10:00 PM)Octo Wrote:  İmage

Hahahaha... only one nut between her legs. Just like Hitler.

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05-13-2016, 10:10 PM #7
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(05-13-2016, 10:00 PM)Octo Wrote:  İmage

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Just Plain Nuts.
05-13-2016, 10:32 PM #8
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isnt the premise of the nutcracker kinda.. creepeh..?

Just Plain Nuts.
05-14-2016, 12:13 PM #9
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(05-13-2016, 10:10 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  
(05-13-2016, 10:00 PM)Octo Wrote:  İmage

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Haha !
05-14-2016, 12:16 PM #10
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(05-13-2016, 10:32 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  isnt the premise of the nutcracker kinda.. creepeh..?

Hm. Not really.
I'm kinda of the type that pretty much feels that every living object or creation has a form of a spirit living inside. Quite noble soldier I would say.
Had a couple of dreams where I felt his presence. Simply honoring to see a nutcracker shape into a realistic regular being.
05-14-2016, 06:30 PM #11
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yeah. i agree about the spirit thing.
within all things, not just what we consider 'living'

it is all energy.

anyhow i looked up the story of it and it is kinda creepy.
creepy uncle guy.

Just Plain Nuts.
05-14-2016, 07:21 PM #12
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(05-14-2016, 06:30 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  yeah. i agree about the spirit thing.
within all things, not just what we consider 'living'

it is all energy.

anyhow i looked up the story of it and it is kinda creepy.
creepy uncle guy.


Yeah I read those tales too. But I feel there were more secrets. Takes mediation to get know what else has happen during those times.
It looked like he served Queen Victoria before becoming stuck into a miniature size doll.
05-14-2016, 07:27 PM #13
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well i have never used meditation for that..

but ive read enough about those times to know it was damn cold.

i was probably there. in some cold effing boarding house or something.
probably been cold for centuries. feels like it anyhow.

Just Plain Nuts.
05-14-2016, 07:44 PM #14
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(05-14-2016, 07:27 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  well i have never used meditation for that..

but ive read enough about those times to know it was damn cold.

i was probably there. in some cold effing boarding house or something.
probably been cold for centuries. feels like it anyhow.

Ah yes, the cold era. Never pleasant, especially when your starvation starts to hit low. The only thing you got is endurance to make it through.
05-14-2016, 07:49 PM #15
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cold wears that down though.
then, you are too cold to even move. so you get colder.

like when you wake up cold, and need to go pee but are too cold to get out of bed.

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