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The Pentagon's guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse: U.S. military plans for how to deal with undead chickens
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05-15-2014, 08:54 PM #1
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he Pentagon has a plan in order to 'preserve the sanctity of human life'
Revealed in an unclassified document called 'CONOP 8888'
Document dated April 30, 2011 is a detailed synopsis for battling zombies
Plans included collecting rain for water consumption

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05-15-2014, 09:04 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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The whole headline

The Pentagon's guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse: U.S. military plans for how to deal with undead chickens, space invaders and VEGETARIANS

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...RIANS.html

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05-15-2014, 09:04 PM #3
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how much cash have they puked up for this hypothetical event ~ seems somewhere is always training for this
05-15-2014, 09:17 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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iagree.gif This stuff costs money, and they keep running this exercise for a non existent scenario.
If it does go down, the cops and emergency workers will be among the first to fall, try calling 911 during the zombie apocalypse and see how that works out.

05-15-2014, 09:22 PM #5
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I'm not batshit I tell ya.

I turned myself to consider wisdom and madness and folly
The wise man’s eyes are in his head,
But the fool walks in darkness.
Yet I myself perceived
That the same event happens to them all.
05-15-2014, 09:57 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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05-15-2014, 10:11 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,172 Threads:1,536 Joined:Feb 2011
I think it's a good idea to be prepared for whatever shtf scenario and if the zombie apocalypse survival guide covers all those then I'm good with it.

05-16-2014, 11:17 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,172 Threads:1,536 Joined:Feb 2011
5 Strange Facts About the Pentagon's Anti-Zombie Plan

1. It's not (exactly) a joke
2. There are eight types of zombies
3. Wait, what? Chicken zombies?
4. The legal status of zombies
5. Call in the CDC





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