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The Perfect Christmas Present to make your farts smell like Roses and Chocolate!
11-25-2014, 10:43 PM #1
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A Frenchman has developed a range of pills aimed at making people’s flatulence smell sweeter - of chocolate or of roses - which he says will make the perfect Christmas present.

The 65-year-old artist and inventor says his pills are aimed at easing indigestion and are made of 100 percent natural ingredients such as fennel, seaweed and blueberries. [...]

“The Father Christmas fart pill that gives your farts the scent of chocolate”.

They retail at €9.99 euros (£8) for a jar of 60 and bring benefits such as “the reduction of gas and bloating.”

Other products listed on the site, which features pictures of the bearded Mr Poincheval posing as an imp, include rose-perfumed fart pills and tablets to reduce the pong of canine flatulence.

Read more: telegraph.co.uk

I'm getting some for Mason, so instead of ewww what the ğck , we can say mmm smells like roses.
I wonder what the other dogs would think of his lovely floral scented poop?

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11-25-2014, 10:47 PM #2
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(11-25-2014, 10:43 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  “The Father Christmas fart pill that gives your farts the scent of chocolate”.

They retail at €9.99 euros (£8) for a jar of 60 and bring benefits such as “the reduction of gas and bloating.”

They should promote gas buildup if it smells so wonderful one would think hmm.gif
11-25-2014, 10:51 PM #3
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Betcha it makes the Xmas farts smell even worse.

Sweet and absolutely yuchhy.
11-25-2014, 10:57 PM #4
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lol.gif like the runoff from the graveyard in the spring.

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11-25-2014, 11:30 PM #5
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11-26-2014, 12:19 AM #6
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Your image doesn't show up tissueguy.gif

I'm certain it's essential to this topic.
11-26-2014, 12:45 AM #7
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Always makes ya curious as hell, doesn't it... 13.gif
11-26-2014, 12:51 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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I bet it's profound as hell

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11-26-2014, 03:00 AM #9
jaydoom i am doom
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(11-25-2014, 10:57 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lol.gif like the runoff from the graveyard in the spring.

my favorite glade air freshener right there grave yard runoff yup.gif
11-26-2014, 08:09 AM #10
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lmao.gif Putrid sweet and dead...OMG, once you smell it, like sour milk and schit, you never forget it.

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11-26-2014, 08:38 AM #11
White Ribbon call me
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my farts already smell of lavender and patchouli, dont hate me, im perfect..

*silent fart*

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11-26-2014, 03:45 PM #12
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(11-26-2014, 03:00 AM)jaydoom Wrote:  
(11-25-2014, 10:57 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lol.gif like the runoff from the graveyard in the spring.

my favorite glade air freshener right there grave yard runoff yup.gif

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11-27-2014, 07:23 AM #13
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11-27-2014, 09:11 AM #14
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(11-26-2014, 08:38 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  my farts already smell of lavender and patchouli, dont hate me, im perfect..

*silent fart*

You might want to go see an ear,lol.gif nose and throat doctor to find out why your sense of smell is so screwed up. chuckle.gif

Pray for me. hug.gif



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