One beautiful spring day a turtle is walking through a meadow. A humble cricket sees the turtle and says, "Hello Mr. Turtle. May I hitch a ride on your shell?"
The turtles replies, "Why of course you can Mr. Cricket, hop on up here."
The cricket hops up on the turtle's shell and they continue merrily along .
As they went on their way a fly comes along and starts flying around the turtle. The turtle responds, "Why are you flying around me Mr. Fly?" The fly replies, "Because you smell like shït, I'm attracted to that lovely smell." The turtle replies, "That's not me that's the cricket. I think he's Egyptian."
The turtle, the cricket and the fly all began to laugh uncontrollably.