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The Suicide Machine has arrived!
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11-28-2017, 08:45 AM #1
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Quote:A high-tech ‘suicide machine’ is being touted by a euthanasia advocacy group.

It’s called the Sarco capsule, and it has a single, simple purpose: to help you commit suicide, painlessly and efficiently.

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/11/27/s...ology.html

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11-28-2017, 08:51 AM #2
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11-28-2017, 09:05 AM #3
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I love the 1970's kitchen trim. blink.gif
11-28-2017, 09:34 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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This looks like a Star Trek TNG prop from the 80's...
There are probably easier ways to accomplish the result, this looks pimpin' expensive, and would be nice with some mag wheels.

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11-28-2017, 01:31 PM #5
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(11-28-2017, 09:34 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  This looks like a Star Trek TNG prop from the 80's...
There are probably easier ways to accomplish the result, this looks pimpin' expensive, and would be nice with some mag wheels.

I agree. It reminds me of the coffin the use for Spock which they shoot out of one the torpedo tubes.

The news article seems more of a play on the notion of something which is still being deliberated than something that will ever be actually made. If anyone 'really' wants to off themselves they can always drink massive quantities of alcohol and pills and/or OD on morphine/heroine. It isn't always 'THE' most pleasant way to go but death isn't always pleasant and slowly dying from asphyxiation while trapped in your own coffin is not very likely going to any more fun.
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11-28-2017, 03:19 PM #6
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yup.gif I want one with mags anyway. :)
11-28-2017, 05:59 PM #7
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That's funny because I've invented the "Whirling Bliss Machine." It sounds like the prospects for the Sarco could use mine before they go and then decide if they really want to go. I hope they would choose life.

The Sarco is the coolest looking product I've ever seen, btw. All it needs are some sled skis and a snowy hill! "Oh, the Places You'll Go!"

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11-28-2017, 06:16 PM #8
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Should we call you a spin doctor? hmm.gif


That suicide thingy... does it come with a mini bar? It absolutely should.
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11-28-2017, 09:38 PM #9
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what's with the bald security guy in the back\ground?
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11-28-2017, 10:21 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Is that how she normally goes places? dunno.gif

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11-29-2017, 12:23 AM #11
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(11-28-2017, 06:16 PM)Octo Wrote:  Should we call you a spin doctor? hmm.gif


That suicide thingy... does it come with a mini bar? It absolutely should.

Good idea, why don't people drink themselves to death instead? A lot more fun getting there.
11-29-2017, 05:07 AM #12
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(11-28-2017, 06:16 PM)Octo Wrote:  Should we call you a spin doctor? hmm.gif

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This is what happens when one of the Whirling Bliss Machines gets stuck in the on position. kirk_and_spock_love.gif

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
11-29-2017, 07:12 AM #13
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Beats a Gas Chamber and Oven Combo .

um, ?
Can you get a His and Hers I wonder ?
do these come with a John Deer to dig the Hole , or does it use a Chemical decomposition material .

Reason for the questions , after driving in Los Angeles Traffic for 4 hours to go 17 miles ,,

There's a NEED for these on a Mass Scale .

Logistics can be worked out .

To Brookings
" Let me know what you come up with "
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11-29-2017, 07:15 AM #14
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(11-29-2017, 07:12 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Beats a Gas Chamber and Oven Combo .

Classier at the very least.
11-29-2017, 07:30 AM #15
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and as well as it seals up , probably won't hear the screams at all .



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