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The UFO thread.
11-05-2014, 01:37 AM #136
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I want to see the aliens! time.gif

Or at least a spectacular Bluebeam Show!

WTF are they waiting for..? time.gif
11-05-2014, 11:34 AM #137
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Commercial Photography
11-05-2014, 11:37 AM #138
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(11-05-2014, 11:34 AM)Elphinstone Wrote:  Commercial Photography

That UFO is being completely obscured by the foreground! chuckle.gif

Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


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11-05-2014, 11:40 AM #139
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ufo? 13.gif what ufo? 13.gif
11-05-2014, 11:42 AM #140
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(11-05-2014, 11:40 AM)failboat Wrote:  ufo? 13.gif what ufo? 13.gif



Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


11-05-2014, 12:16 PM #141
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I see two UFO's

11-05-2014, 11:19 PM #142
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" Listen ,,, I said ,,,
This is not a subject that you're comfortable thinking about , nor giving
credence to ,,, for you are of that generation that was brainwashed to
scoff at the phenomenon ,,,
" Just stop and think a moment about one item in your life ,,,

question this about and for yourself ,,,, Just when was the first time you
heard about UFO's , and where did you get the idea that only crazy people believe in the phenomenon ,,, I mean who or what was it ,,,, that FIRST ,, said to you

UFO's are for crazy people ?

after just a few moments he looked up from the ground and into my face ,,,
realization now on his face ,,,

I said ,,, EXACTLY ! News Media and your public school ,,,

BRAINWASH Buddy , just that simple

But why would anyone do that to a Nation ,,, WORLD ,,, of people ?

Think POWER OVER OTHERS man ,,, just that simple .

Then ,,,,,

I said ,,,,

" Now ,,, go forth ,,,, and see to it ,,,, that you Sin no more "

Result :

One more person just left the leagues of non-believers .
11-05-2014, 11:35 PM #143
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""""""""""""""" I used to think ,,,

I was less than ,,

I used to feel so inferior ,,,

I felt I had ,,, more defects
and a lot more Sin ,,,

I was abused both on the outside

and on my interior ,,,

Until I was so confused ,,,

I had no pride ,,,

and my hopes became ,,,

defused ,,,,

to a point of perceiving myself ,,,

as just as low ,,, as a worm ,,,,

One night in the Desert ,,,

a light came down from the Skies
I lifted up my arms in welcome

as tears filled my eyes ,,,,

" A voice came to me ,,, inside my head ,,,,

" Look it said ,,,,

You are far too special

to be feeling like you're dead ,,,

it is the Earthlings ,,,
who never get it right ,,,

You and I are Starlings ,,,,

come now ,,, take this flight ,,,

Taken aboard in a Golden Beam of Light ,,,,

we passed light speed ,,,

and left Earth behind that Night .

30 years had passed in ten minutes of Earth Time ,,,,

and when I returned ,,,

My love for me ,,, was now 999.9 FINE !
11-07-2014, 01:44 PM #144
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Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


11-08-2014, 01:25 AM #145
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Airline Passenger Films UFO Flying Over Iran

A passenger on board a commercial airliner has caught some astonishing footage of a disc-shaped UFO flying underneath their plane.

The aircraft was flying over Iranian airspace at the time and as yet there's been no word from any government or organisation claiming it to be theirs.


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11-08-2014, 01:31 AM #146
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" We supposed the instrument to be of interest in study for it's odd
abilities ,,,,,,,,
at least , an interest to some Electro-Chemichial Engineer , from
a past decade or so ,,

Leaning , peering at it , the thought came to mind , that it just might
blow up in my face ,,

I backed off ,,

" Where in this , are we interested , we already know what it does ,
why bother with it , just use it , I say "

Greg had the furrow to his brow again ,, he was about to argue it ,
I held up the Peace sign ,,
" Hold , never mind what I said ,,

just that ,,, can we ,, Look , lets just use it for right now ,,, later , we'll
beat our brains out ,,,,,, on how it is made , and what makes it work ,,, alrighty ? "

Some Kids leave liner notes displayed on the corners of their lips ,,,
and Greg is one of them ,,,

I on the other side ,,, am a do'er , that thinks he can think it all out later ,,
but first ,, get the damned Job done ,,

Then ,, if the Will exist ,, figure it out .

" Where'd THAT ,,, come from " ( Damn Susan , wrong person for this )

I jumped quick to reply with something that would hopefully
shut her down long enough for us to get that damned thing turned on ,,,

" Sue , it came loose off the handle ,,, we have to get it back on , now please ,,,? "

Sue ,,, another one that makes mean words out of looks she gives a person ,,

" Thad had it right Greg , it does disturb the frequencies of the Mind ,,,
My eye's are screwing up bad from it right now ,,,,

Greg hit the off button ,,,

Looking up and around ,,, we were not in the Cavern any longer ,,,

in fact , looking at the vehicles around us ,,, we weren't even in the same time slot ,,,

" Imagine that Greg ,,, IT DOUNLES AS A TIME WARPER ,,, A TIME MACHINE MAN !!! "

Comes back around ,,, and we don't even know if we're on the same
World as we were before we turned it on ,,,

every time the subject comes back around ,,,

we have that question ,,,

Hard now,,, , is to even remember what the World was like before we turned it on ,,,,

One Law , was where we were for certain ,,,

the Law of One , where all make the Whole , and we are all a portion
of THAT One ,,, and treat each other with Loving kindness ,,,

as we should ,,,

But here ?

Not like it was back home at all ,,,..
11-08-2014, 07:52 AM #147
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Gaped mouth , i was breathing through it , when Greg had to ask ,,

" What,d you do with Susan Rog' ?

I glanced about as I patted all pockets on my Levis ,,, front and back ,,,

" I must have a hole in a pocket ,,, she ain't there ,,

Greg spun a full circle , arms went up to the sky and back to his thighs with a slap ,,

" Rog' !!! Damn it ,, seriously dude ,,, where is she ? "

I bent at the knees and made as though to look up his ass ,,,,

well she ain't up there ,,,, check mine ? "

Greg was about to spit flames at me ,,,

" MAN DUDE !!! << I mean it Rog' ,,, where's she at ? "

Looking over toward where she would have been standing when the gizmo had been turned on ,,,

I felt kinda relieved ,, and said : " Um ,,, guess she was outside the field or
something Man ,,, she didn't make it ,,, uh,,, unless ,,,

Greg looked back to the area I was looking ,, and said ,, NO !

( a semi-round puddle of black oily on the ground )

I just smiled ,, she ain't there Greg ,,, It's possible that this thing only works on people like us ,,, and she ain't one of us ,,, don't 'cha think so ? "

Greg's eyes turned to slits again ,,, he hated when I'd point out that we are different than other people ,,

" Rog' , so she didn't make it here ,, so ,,, where do you think this is,,,
that we are at ? "

I pondered about half a second ,, and blurted a scoff ,,,
" HELL ,,, my boy ,,, can only be Hell ,,, why look at those shacks these people live in ,,,

Greg , amused a little now ,, looked about and replied "

" Yeah ,, shït ,,, makes sense ,, uh ,,, what's our ticket back ? ,,,, " Turn it on again ? "

This time ,,, I was going to think before we time jumped again,,,,, for what's next ? ,,, Dinosaurs ?

" Greg , let's get outta sight and think this a bit ,,,

We found a small grove of trees and bushes ,, crawled in amongst them and sat thinking a bit ,,,,


( to be continued )
11-09-2014, 03:20 AM #148
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Continue ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

from above : " We found a small grove of trees and bushes ,, crawled in amongst them and sat thinking a bit ,,,,

GREG ! """""

If ever you've seen a naked Woman standing in front of a Wall heater ,,,
and she has dropped something

and has bent over to pick it up

and booty touches Wall Heater ,,,,

then you have seen how Greg Jumped with I yelled his name ,,,

JEBUS to Rock of Ages !
Don't do that to me ,,,
what is it Rog' ,,, ?

After I caught my senses from laughing at him ,,,
I said ,,,
" Got it Greg ,, why this is not right here , I mean where we are ,,,
we didn't so much jump time man ,,,
we jumped consciousness dude "

WHAT ?!!!!

" Greg , you seen those faces on people ,,, furrowed brows , turned down mouths ,, bad tempers waiting to be triggered ? "

" Uh ,, yeah ,,, and so Rog' ? "

This isn't another time only type thing Greg ,,, this is another World or
space on the multi-verse trails of time man "

We're out of sync man , we're off our own trail of THOUGHT !

Greg again with his eyes saying " Some shït this guy says ,,, just rips
holes in my comfort zone man """""

and replied : " Rog' , I don't ask much man , you know ,,, but ,,

Ha Hah ,,, nah Greg , I'm saying we don't fit here because here ain't
on a par level to our consciousness man , it's a BELOW World man ,,

this time/space line is actually a thought energy pattern ,,, and we
just busted into it ,,,
it ain't real ,,,, we can get out by calming ourselves down , grounding
to our natural thought patterns ,,,
and willing ourselves home without clicking the Ruby Red Slippers
man "

Greg , with squint ,,, looks out through the shrubs at the people ,,,
turns to the gizmo and ask : " That True Mister Gizmo ? is Rog' right ?

are we stuck here because of the stress we underwent when we shifted ? "

Because our thought pattern dictates where we end up ?

I had to grab his foot , and jerk ,,,

he needed to be grounded back again ,,, and that did it for him ,,,

" GREG , relax and breath man , so we can have good thoughts ,,,
think of something very pleasing ,,,,
then when we both have that thought ,,,
Press that switch and get us back to our World ,,,,

Took a few moments til I saw lines leave his brow ,

Zap ,,,
Yep , soon as I saw Susan with her eyes and mouth the size of a Blow Fish ,,,
I knew we were HOME !
11-09-2014, 04:22 AM #149
Ruby Wolf Member
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(08-26-2014, 03:35 PM)yankees Wrote:  
(08-15-2014, 07:29 PM)NODOOM Wrote:  How's your French?

I checked it out. Some alien dudes went to Nice, to check out the hot women sun bathing topless in Nice.

Oh wait, that was me last year. en tout cas, c'est tres cool.
They must be quite the sight but i can only imagine the disgusting shapes and sizes to be seen there who must also be hanging around topless flaunting their gravitationally challenged ugliness but hey like gynecologists know all too damn well ya gotta take the good with the bad (*-*)
11-09-2014, 04:38 AM #150
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder etc etc



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