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The Worst Road Trip on Record
03-05-2018, 06:14 AM #1
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Ok Man ,

I don't like sharing this too often ,
because it still gives me the Extreme Willies .

but ,, it's a rare story , so ,
I'll chance it tonight ,
But ,, if I get a Nightmare though ,,, know what sayin' ?

ok , a Long 1,380 mile Road Trip from Vancouver Wash. To Durango Colorado , Tried to make
it all in one day , the day began at 5:30am as I drove out of Vancouver .

at about the 820 mile mark , and 16 hours later,

on a Two Lane Hiway in no where Utah ,,

dead tired, almost Hallucinating from watching those
white lines pass by like dots ,,,

I pulled into a Truck Stop , went in , Paid for the Gas , fueled up ,
drove off ,, close to oblivious to the World around me .

at about the 970 mile Mark two hours later ,
I turned to the Passenger seat and asked me if I needed to use
the Potty .

I wasn't there !
Pulling over , I checked the back of the Pick-up
I wasn't there !!!

ok , gotta keep cool , I'm missing again ,,
I always show up ,, gotta keep it together until ,, Hey ,,, I know ,, I'll just ask ,,

I asked the Little Man on my shoulder if he knew what may have happen to me .

Little Man on shoulder replied : " Pfft . Dude , you were in the Bathroom at that Truck Stop
when we got in and Drove off .

" WHAT ? ! why didn't you tell me ? "

Little Man Cackled : " As much as you talk to yourself, why didn't you tell you ? "

gawd ,, I hate that little Dude , gonna evict him off my shoulder one day .

2 hours out, 2 hours back to the Truck Stop ,,, right ? 4 hours I'd been sitting there .
oh yeah ,, I'm gonna be one pissed Hippie .

ok , it's four hours since I drove off and left myself behind ,,

so I pull into the Truck Stop , sitting on a Bench in front of the store , there I sat with
a demonic look on my Face ,, and my gun in my hand ,,,

oooohhhhh crap !
I just knew, I was going to soooo kick my ass for this .

I pulled up to me ,
as I opened the door to get in ,
I said to myself : " Just Shut up , don't even say a word , I'll kill you ! "

whew man ,,,

I don't know if you've ever driven off and left yourself behind ,,
but let me say it Man ,,
Ya really get Pissed at yourself .

as I got into the Truck , that little Man on my shoulder Cackled at me ,,,

I swung and slapped him right through the rear window ,,, and out
past the end of the Truck before he hit the Road .


well , this is a missing person story right ?


He's still missing , 15 years later ,,, he's still missing alright .
so,,,

if you're ever traveling through Utah on SR 85 ,,,
and you come across a Dude about 4 centimeters tall ,,
fits on a Man's Shoulder ,,

has Red Hair and freckles ,
green snot bubble hanging out of his nose ,,


he's a Step Child
just go on ahead and Beat him ,,


~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shake it ,,, Shake it ,, Sugaree ,, just don't tell them that you know me ~~~~~~~


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03-05-2018, 07:21 AM #2
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03-05-2018, 11:10 AM #3
Strigoi Diavolul
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Un Strigoi printre noi
03-05-2018, 08:23 PM #4
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yeah , I wouldn't believe that story if it wasn't recorded in my Road Journal ,,

If it's in a Journal , then it happened .

like that time I'm driving through Utah 11:20pm

mile marker 192

next I know , it's 4:21am and I'm parked on the side hiway at mile marker 80

somehow , I lost 5 hours , and was 112 miles back the way I came , and my Gas Gauge has
the same amount of Fuel registered .

Dimension Shift ? dunno.gif dunno.gif

UFO Ride ?

Later , the next night as I laid down to sleep ,, memory of fluorescent green light
surrounded my Truck .

I sat up ,, thinking ,,, Hmmm ,,,,

I wasn't there to ask me , so , all I could do was wonder .


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03-05-2018, 10:50 PM #5
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That's non linear time you're experiencing, very interesting.
03-05-2018, 11:38 PM #6
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oh yes indeed
and correct , time is not lineal .

there is nothing in the Nature of Time/space that holds a dimension to a state
of non flux .

all life , is fluid .
perpetually in motion ,

crossover's must happen just by rote of the nature of life ,

frequency teaches us this .


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03-06-2018, 02:38 AM #7
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Man oh man... I gotta get less sleep.
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03-06-2018, 03:30 AM #8
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(03-06-2018, 02:38 AM)ohnobody Wrote:  Man oh man... I gotta get less sleep.
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03-19-2018, 05:53 AM #9
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Well what the Wet Wind won't do
soaks you to the Marrow even
with the Sun shining through ,,,

Sail to Aruba , past Cuba
on our way to Spanish Cay

Been a reason since I was small
to get off the land headed out
in search of it all ,,

Feeling fine
if for just this short time
felling the moment
like it's all there's ever been
feeling the push and pull
of a Southward Wind

There upon an Island
I see and feel all I wish to be
freee
like an Eagle soaring
knowing he's home
in that Blue Blue Sky ,,,
what a way to live ,,
free until you die

Now I'm rolling
can't stop this Dream I live

Blessed be this sailors life
Comes a time when I fear to go ,,
It'll be after I've gone ,,

Riding softly ever on ,,,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ end .


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03-19-2018, 04:51 PM #10
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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It is amazing what two straight days of 8 hours sleep each day can do to clear up those issues. Keep on trucking, but with lots of sleep.
03-29-2018, 07:00 PM #11
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Back on the Road again
North for a bit

~~~~~ Time Traveler bending the Rules ~~~~~~~~

I'm alone , space my only friend
nothing to do for or to her again

met up in a Motel
where The Spa was waiting
so in Water we began
and there's no end to tell ,,
cause it's forever ,, enternity
is out there
it too waiting ,,,
and you never reach the end ,,,

no , it never ends
I may never come to understand why
but I do know for a fact ,,
we never really Die ,,

We can see beyond today
as a path we will eventually defend
and in a greater way
we may see all tomorrows
as one huge beautiful Day ,,,

~~~ Time ,, the space between your eyes as you pretend to see what's to come ~~~~~~~


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03-29-2018, 07:55 PM #12
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Oh how Sedimentary
Preacher at a Pulpit singing
the Lord is the One

Humping couple in the back row
screaming at him " Shut up Son "

I'm in a Boat heading out to Sea
some god damned priest
wants to Christen me

Up on the Peak , some freaking Guru
thinks he's got it right
but soon as he comes down to reality
he's gonna have a fight

Well we give reflection
we try to understand
we seek a new direction
no longer this system , can we defend

Preach your peace and love
then tell me to wait for a sign
from above ,,

Preacher , you're the Pain
I need to get out of my ass

so if you don't freaking mind
On your spiel , I've just got to pass

Mayor of this Town say's he can lead
that sum bitch can also Bleed
talk to me like a child
then tax me on planting Seed

Yeah , you all make so much sense
a Society built on extermination
just to erect a containment fence

took the Free , put them on a Reservation
turned around and,,
built a Market Place
you call a Nation

Making points are you ?
any shame to feel ?
Ever do or say anything True ?
or is it all lies coated in Spiel ?

yeah , you're making sense
and as you fire away
on people innocent
you claim their all Hitler
as your defense ,,,

You Teach your children
to Pledge to Flags ,,
while they stand in Poverty
dressed in Rags ,,
Makes great little death squad
for your next Industrial War
while you invade another state
then rent it out like a Whore

Yeah your God will Bless you
for all the Death you spread

well I'm hear to inform you
your Blessings and your God
are Dead . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ End War ~~~~~~~~~~~


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