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The antenna you implanted in your skull does not make you a cyborg, it makes you an idiot.
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02-15-2018, 11:59 AM #1
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Quote:'World's first cyborg' with antenna in skull says 'government recognizes him as half-robot'

A British-born man who claims he's the world's first official cyborg after having an antenna implanted into his skull - has said he is the first of many.

Colour-blind Neil Harbisson made the declaration to crowds at the World Government Summit in Dubai.

The self-declared "cyborg artist" claims that his British passport photo shows him with his antenna sticking from his head meaning the UK government accepts that the device is part of him - and recognises him as a cyborg .

He added that that governments around the world now need to accept that there will soon be more people with technological rather than organic body parts.

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Cover that thing with a condom so nobody will stare at it.
02-15-2018, 12:09 PM #2
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02-15-2018, 12:38 PM #3
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02-15-2018, 04:15 PM #4
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id be worried that thing would get caught on stuff and then theres the people who would run up behind him and snatch it off his head.
if its inside his brain, that would make an awful mess!

im thinking he should be wearing a hat...
02-15-2018, 04:31 PM #5
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rofl.gif I was thinking the same...
Wait till somebody wonders what's up with that thing and yanks it out.
If I were him, I'd steer clear of bars.

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02-15-2018, 08:02 PM #6
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He's as cyborg as Elizabeth Warren is Native American.
02-15-2018, 08:06 PM #7
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Quote:He added that that governments around the world now need to accept that there will soon be more people with technological rather than organic body parts.

I think he's right about that, cyborg or not...

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02-15-2018, 10:22 PM #8
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Transhumanism is coming, and I'm not enthused.
02-16-2018, 01:17 PM #9
Strigoi Diavolul
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(02-15-2018, 08:02 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  He's as cyborg as Elizabeth Warren is Native American.

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