The cheapest Valentine's Day ever!!!

02-13-2018, 10:25 AM

Yeah!!!
It's so good to be catholic.
On a day so commercially exploited by business and males placed under the financial stress of buying expensive lunches and dinners for their genteel partners...
I am so grateful to be a devout catholic.
Tomorrow happens to be Ash Wednesday !!! Yay!!!
A day of fasting and abstenence and deprivation ...
Valentine costs me nothing!!!??❤️

**Strigoi** · 02-13-2018, 01:24 PM

**bohica** · 02-13-2018, 01:57 PM

The God you worship finally answered your prayers.
Cheap bastard.

02-13-2018, 04:27 PM

(02-13-2018, 01:57 PM)bohica Wrote: The God you worship finally answered your prayers.
Cheap bastard.

Tomorrow is a sad day
Every year on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday I continue to uphold the soul cleansing practice of self flagellation
For one hour until the sun rise
Every believer should do it
Self flagellation beats wasting thousands of years in purgatory

**JayRodney** · 02-13-2018, 04:36 PM

Did you have to have ribs removed to pull that self flagellation off?

**Octo** · 02-13-2018, 05:08 PM

Valentines day is a completely commercial made up bs day and wasn't even acknowledged here until 1980. I'm not celebrating it and don't even need religion as a crutch.

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 02-13-2018, 05:38 PM

Pfft ,, ya gotta be a Thinker

I worked it out ,

Had V day yesterday , Easter today , Ash tomorrow

Mardi Gras friday

and Jerry Garcia Day on my birthday .

which day is George Bush Day ?

**Octo** · 02-13-2018, 06:53 PM

Today is fat Tuesday! I had split pea soup as tradition dictates and was also outside enjoying the snow for a long time.

Quote:Laskiainen is a celebration with Finnish origins is associated with Shrove Tuesday and is often described as a "mid-winter sliding festival."

One of the places the festival is celebrated is the community of Palo, Minnesota (between Aurora and Makinen, on the shores of Loon Lake). Palo is the home of one of the longest continuously-held Finnish–American festivals in the United States.[1]

Many smaller groups and Finnish–American clubs have various laskiainen celebrations, but the large one which developed and became more organized in Palo in the 1930s[2] is notable for both size and longevity.

In North America, it is traditional to have a meal of split-pea soup with ham, and slide down either snow-covered or iced tracks, often on toboggans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laskiainen

It of course predates Christianity and was celebrated to ensure a plentiful new year and good crops.

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 02-13-2018, 08:03 PM

So , I can assume there is no such Thing as a " George Bush " day ,,, right ?

not even a Baby George Bush Day ?

well , alrighty then .

I'll go with " Hot Chicks Day " and Dance with 'em

**Meh** · 02-13-2018, 08:52 PM

(02-13-2018, 10:25 AM)Catholic Wrote: Yeah!!!
It's so good to be catholic.
On a day so commercially exploited by business and males placed under the financial stress of buying expensive lunches and dinners for their genteel partners...
I am so grateful to be a devout catholic.
Tomorrow happens to be Ash Wednesday !!! Yay!!!
A day of fasting and abstenence and deprivation ...
Valentine costs me nothing!!!??❤️

I get the feeling "Fatima" ~ahem~ will never know the difference.

**ocker1** · 02-14-2018, 02:13 AM

Crikey Got up early -- Checked Both doorways--- , and NOT A ROSE TO BE SEEN !!

maybe the strong winds blew them away ??

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 02-14-2018, 06:40 AM

(02-14-2018, 02:13 AM)ocker1 Wrote: Crikey Got up early -- Checked Both doorways--- , and NOT A ROSE TO BE SEEN !!

maybe the strong winds blew them away ??

Ocker , that's a sure sign , that all those Ladies of your's , found out about each other .

02-14-2018, 06:21 PM

The People Who Were Burned To Ashes On Ash Wednesday.

https://revisionistreview.blogspot.ca/20...es-on.html

**Below Average Genius** · 02-14-2018, 10:44 PM

(02-13-2018, 10:25 AM)Catholic Wrote: Yeah!!!
It's so good to be catholic.
On a day so commercially exploited by business and males placed under the financial stress of buying expensive lunches and dinners for their genteel partners...
I am so grateful to be a devout catholic.
Tomorrow happens to be Ash Wednesday !!! Yay!!!
A day of fasting and abstenence and deprivation ...
Valentine costs me nothing!!!??❤️

There are Valentines - and then there is the Heart of God. The latter makes the former yummier

❤️

Could you be mine...would you be mine...could you be my Heart of God?

We could sing the Mr. Rogers song to our inner self where the you is our own heart. Sing it with me now...

"Could you be mine...

Would you be mine...

Could you be my Heart of God?"

**Meh** · 02-15-2018, 10:25 PM

(02-14-2018, 06:21 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote: The People Who Were Burned To Ashes On Ash Wednesday.

https://revisionistreview.blogspot.ca/20...es-on.html

The school shooting and valentines day didn't help.