The optimist in me decided that if I were to be reincarnated it would be as a double ended dildo.
The pessimist in me figured that if I did I would be owned by two gay guys...
And the battle rages on...
I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night