Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
Quote:"We are trying to simulate the conditions which existed millions of years ago, when the phytoplankton was transformed into oil," said engineer Eloy Chapuli. "In this way, we obtain oil that is the same as oil today."
Quote: It appears that, unbeknownst to Westerners, there have actually been, for quite some time now, two competing theories concerning the origins of petroleum. One theory claims that oil is an organic 'fossil fuel' deposited in finite quantities near the planet's surface. The other theory claims that oil is continuously generated by natural processes in the Earth's magma. One theory is backed by a massive body of research representing fifty years of intense scientific inquiry. The other theory is an unproven relic of the eighteenth century. One theory anticipates deep oil reserves, refillable oil fields, migratory oil systems, deep sources of generation, and the spontaneous venting of gas and oil. The other theory has a difficult time explaining any such documented phenomena.
So which theory have we in the West, in our infinite wisdom, chosen to embrace? Why, the fundamentally absurd 'Fossil Fuel' theory, of course -- the same theory that the 'Peak Oil' doomsday warnings are based on.
Quote:Spirulina probably tastes more like shït.
(04-02-2011, 01:02 AM)Kreeper Wrote: Or...
Driving gets you there faster, doesn't make your feet hurt, doesn't make your joints hurt, keeps you dry when it rains and snows, doesn't make you sweaty and doesn't make you stink. Besides, I buy American. I don't have a problem finding parking.
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