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The new title of my next book...
02-14-2018, 09:59 PM #1
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"How Can You Make A ‘Zero Calorie’ EGG Into A Rich, Cute, and Ridiculously Happy YOU?":
and turn men into lions, tigers and bears (oh my!)

Might offer it for free when customers order over a certain amount of Whirling Bliss Machines and/or Bliss Disks? Have to think about it.

Pray for me. hug.gif

02-15-2018, 03:11 AM #2
Fatima Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-14-2018, 09:59 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
"How Can You Make A ‘Zero Calorie’ EGG Into A Rich, Cute, and Ridiculously Happy YOU?":
and turn men into lions, tigers and bears (oh my!)

Might offer it for free when customers order over a certain amount of Whirling Bliss Machines and/or Bliss Disks? Have to think about it.
When I young my Aunty make me drink one egg every morning straight from the chicken.
I close my eye
Big suffering because I don't like
But after I cheat find solution:
I fill one glass with Marsala wine and smash fresh egg inside glass and drink in one quick swallow push down.
After Marsala make me happy until lunch time and I sing and sing and sing
My Aunty think I sing because I love raw egg
Hahah I laugh..
02-15-2018, 04:45 AM #3
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(02-15-2018, 03:11 AM)Fatima Wrote:  
(02-14-2018, 09:59 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
"How Can You Make A ‘Zero Calorie’ EGG Into A Rich, Cute, and Ridiculously Happy YOU?":
and turn men into lions, tigers and bears (oh my!)

Might offer it for free when customers order over a certain amount of Whirling Bliss Machines and/or Bliss Disks? Have to think about it.
When I young my Aunty make me drink one egg every morning straight from the chicken.
I close my eye
Big suffering because I don't like
But after I cheat find solution:
I fill one glass with Marsala wine and smash fresh egg inside glass and drink in one quick swallow push down.
After Marsala make me happy until lunch time and I sing and sing and sing
My Aunty think I sing because I love raw egg
Hahah I laugh..

Hahahahaha.That is a great story, well told.

Pray for me. hug.gif

02-15-2018, 11:31 AM #4
Strigoi Member
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Un Strigoi printre noi
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02-15-2018, 12:03 PM #5
Random German Guy Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-15-2018, 03:11 AM)Fatima Wrote:  
(02-14-2018, 09:59 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
"How Can You Make A ‘Zero Calorie’ EGG Into A Rich, Cute, and Ridiculously Happy YOU?":
and turn men into lions, tigers and bears (oh my!)

Might offer it for free when customers order over a certain amount of Whirling Bliss Machines and/or Bliss Disks? Have to think about it.
When I young my Aunty make me drink one egg every morning straight from the chicken.
I close my eye
Big suffering because I don't like
But after I cheat find solution:
I fill one glass with Marsala wine and smash fresh egg inside glass and drink in one quick swallow push down.
After Marsala make me happy until lunch time and I sing and sing and sing
My Aunty think I sing because I love raw egg
Hahah I laugh..

İmage
02-15-2018, 02:20 PM #6
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02-15-2018, 04:33 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Great gif

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02-15-2018, 10:23 PM #8
Meh Member
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(02-15-2018, 12:03 PM)Random German Guy Wrote:  
(02-15-2018, 03:11 AM)Fatima Wrote:  
(02-14-2018, 09:59 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
"How Can You Make A ‘Zero Calorie’ EGG Into A Rich, Cute, and Ridiculously Happy YOU?":
and turn men into lions, tigers and bears (oh my!)

Might offer it for free when customers order over a certain amount of Whirling Bliss Machines and/or Bliss Disks? Have to think about it.
When I young my Aunty make me drink one egg every morning straight from the chicken.
I close my eye
Big suffering because I don't like
But after I cheat find solution:
I fill one glass with Marsala wine and smash fresh egg inside glass and drink in one quick swallow push down.
After Marsala make me happy until lunch time and I sing and sing and sing
My Aunty think I sing because I love raw egg
Hahah I laugh..

İmage

Worth a thousand words. chuckle.gif
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02-16-2018, 02:59 PM #9
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The title of my book is "heading to the grocery for more beer."

Auf Wiedersehen bitches rofl.gif
02-16-2018, 08:47 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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Zero calorie egg?

That's basically like suggesting robots instead of people... damned.gif


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02-17-2018, 08:03 AM #11
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(02-16-2018, 08:47 PM)Octo Wrote:  Zero calorie egg?

That's basically like suggesting robots instead of people... damned.gif


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Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

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02-17-2018, 09:08 AM #12
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
Yummy
02-17-2018, 04:27 PM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I like liver.

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02-17-2018, 11:04 PM #14
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(02-16-2018, 02:59 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  The title of my book is "heading to the grocery for more beer."

Auf Wiedersehen bitches  rofl.gif

rofl.gif cheers.gif

Das be Cherman bier? (that's the only German/Deutsch I know, although I was born in Bremerhaven.)

Just did a Google search on the origins of the name Germany when the native people refer to themselves as Deutsch and Deutschland.

It looks like the best theory is that ancient Rome referred to that area of the world as "Germania" meaning "neighbor" maybe picking it up from the Irish name for that part of the world. Plus, Rome referred to the King of that land as "the King of Germany" and as "the German Empire."

https://english.stackexchange.com/questi...erman-name

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02-17-2018, 11:22 PM #15
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:40,718 Threads:1,523 Joined:Feb 2011
(02-16-2018, 02:59 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  The title of my book is "heading to the grocery for more beer."

Auf Wiedersehen bitches  rofl.gif

Random German guy

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I'd buy the book



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