Father replied, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
Then the child went to his mother, and asked her the same question,
She replied to him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell