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There are some seriously big ass spiders in my house
07-02-2013, 06:20 AM #31
softy Incognito Anonymous
 

Hi I⊥∀NIW∩LLIʞ,

˙˙˙suıǝʌ

ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ oƃ ʎǝɥʇ'''sɹǝʇǝǝʞS ɯǝɥʇ ʇoN

'''sʇɥƃıl ǝɥʇ uo suɹnʇ noʎ uǝɥʍ sunɹ

'''ʇı uı uɐɯ ɟo ɹɐǝɟ ǝɥʇ sɐɥ ɟɟnʇs ɹǝɥʇo

'''pɐq ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ sı sɹǝʇǝǝʞS ɯǝɥ┴

Hi JollyRodger,

Now that is neat idea,,,get them spiders up

where they can get the Skeeters,,,

I like that...

(:X
07-02-2013, 06:20 AM #32
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(07-02-2013, 03:14 AM)I⊥∀NIW∩LLIʞ Wrote:  
(07-02-2013, 03:09 AM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  I could not live and sleep comfortably anywhere while knowing those large spiderous creatures are crawling all over the place and many of them venomous...

Here in southern new england across the street from where i live back a few decades ago a man in his 50s was ripping out his old wooden front steps one summer afternoon and his wife about the same age brought him out something to eat and she stepped near where he was working and she was suddenly bitten by a black widow spider and she died later that night...

Driven into an early grave by a damn poisonous spider bite...


Quote:Studies have shown that you're never more than ten feet away from a spider, and one estimate puts you as close as three feet. To be "spider-free" you'd have to go into space in a fumigated capsule. Rather than flee, read these facts and appreciate our amazing arachnids.

http://animal.discovery.com/arachnids/spider-facts.htm

Sleep tight. chuckle.gif


Decades ago, there was an article in Reader's Digest that said the weight of all the spiders in the world exceeded the weight of all the humans. That is a boatload of spiders 'cuz they don't weigh much. Just thinking about it could give you the willies. It was in Reader's Digest so it must be true. coffeetime.gif

Pray for me. hug.gif
07-02-2013, 07:09 AM #33
Octo Mother Superior
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They probably have hairier legs too than all people combined. damned.gif


We only have small spiders thankfully so I only scream a little when I see one.

omg.gif
07-02-2013, 07:40 AM #34
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(07-02-2013, 07:09 AM)Octo Wrote:  They probably have hairier legs too than all people combined. damned.gif


We only have small spiders thankfully so I only scream a little when I see one.

omg.gif


rofl.gif Especially the French spiders.

Pray for me. hug.gif
07-02-2013, 04:47 PM #35
Wicked Oblivion Member
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(07-02-2013, 06:20 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(07-02-2013, 03:14 AM)I⊥∀NIW∩LLIʞ Wrote:  
(07-02-2013, 03:09 AM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  I could not live and sleep comfortably anywhere while knowing those large spiderous creatures are crawling all over the place and many of them venomous...

Here in southern new england across the street from where i live back a few decades ago a man in his 50s was ripping out his old wooden front steps one summer afternoon and his wife about the same age brought him out something to eat and she stepped near where he was working and she was suddenly bitten by a black widow spider and she died later that night...

Driven into an early grave by a damn poisonous spider bite...


Quote:Studies have shown that you're never more than ten feet away from a spider, and one estimate puts you as close as three feet. To be "spider-free" you'd have to go into space in a fumigated capsule. Rather than flee, read these facts and appreciate our amazing arachnids.

http://animal.discovery.com/arachnids/spider-facts.htm

Sleep tight. chuckle.gif


Decades ago, there was an article in Reader's Digest that said the weight of all the spiders in the world exceeded the weight of all the humans. That is a boatload of spiders 'cuz they don't weigh much. Just thinking about it could give you the willies. It was in Reader's Digest so it must be true. coffeetime.gif

Studies have shown that we are never more than seconds away from eternity...

Imagine being thrown into a large built in swimming pool filled with tens of thousands of different venomous spiders...

A hellish thought indeed that would make one helluva good horror movie scene...

Remember the huge insects attacking the explorers in the movie king kong from 2005?!

07-02-2013, 04:56 PM #36
Octo Mother Superior
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(07-02-2013, 07:40 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(07-02-2013, 07:09 AM)Octo Wrote:  They probably have hairier legs too than all people combined. damned.gif


We only have small spiders thankfully so I only scream a little when I see one.

omg.gif


rofl.gif Especially the French spiders.


chuckle.gif
07-02-2013, 09:10 PM #37
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Hey
those Hairy Legs on Lissette were like being hugged
by a Bear ,,

her Arm Pit was like a Nest for my head .

Sad when she left

I almost followed her back to France

But ,,, Mary from Sweden came into my life ,,

I traded off hairy for White Teeth and a Swedish Tan ,,,

Then Traded off Mary

For a Teenage Trollop with an Over Bite .

She could eat an Apple through a Picket Fence Man
07-02-2013, 09:57 PM #38
Wicked Oblivion Member
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Why did some species of insect and animal evolve venom and fangs and forward facing vision and some did not?

Those insects and animals who hunt and kill and devour other living things did...

Because meat is murder...

Humans venomous poisons are our evil weapons of war and our heartless breeding and killing and eating helpless animals...

Most people have deep seated psychological fears of insects because our prehistoric ancestors had to confront those slithering crawling flying creatures out in the wild darkness again and again just to survive and many people died and those ancient race memories are still within us...
07-02-2013, 10:40 PM #39
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(07-02-2013, 09:57 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  Why did some species of insect and animal evolve venom and fangs and forward facing vision and some did not?

Those insects and animals who hunt and kill and devour other living things did...

Because meat is murder...

Humans venomous poisons are our evil weapons of war and our heartless breeding and killing and eating helpless animals...

Most people have deep seated psychological fears of insects because our prehistoric ancestors had to confront those slithering crawling flying creatures out in the wild darkness again and again just to survive and many people died and those ancient race memories are still within us...


You might call them smart memories because those suckers still have venomous bites.

Pray for me. hug.gif
07-02-2013, 10:51 PM #40
j browsing Member
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SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!walksback.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
07-02-2013, 10:56 PM #41
Octo Mother Superior
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I take it you don't like them either. uhoh.gifuhoh.gif

İmage
07-02-2013, 11:03 PM #42
j browsing Member
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I HATE THEM>>>> one bit me few yrs ago my armed was swollen had to go to the doc damned.gif13.gif i see 'em i squash 'em gaah.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
07-02-2013, 11:09 PM #43
Octo Mother Superior
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I don't like to kill them. I tell JR to do it. damned.gifchuckle.gif
07-03-2013, 07:24 AM #44
softy Incognito Anonymous
 
Mosquitoe bit me once,,,

now they all have to die,,,

make sure I get the right one...

(:X



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