They Call My Fart Master FlASH

11-02-2015, 08:20 AM

iRIE lion in the house of Leo!!!!

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**White Ribbon** · 11-02-2015, 08:24 AM

Yes, Fart master is a popular name these days..

**Octo** · 11-02-2015, 09:04 AM

Looks like chiacken, smells like fiash.

**White Ribbon** · 11-02-2015, 10:43 AM

Is this a really smart riddle or just a dumbass who cant spell..

I am so confused..

**JayRodney** · 11-02-2015, 10:45 AM

Or both

**Kreeper** · 11-02-2015, 04:22 PM

(11-02-2015, 09:04 AM)Octo Wrote: Looks like chiacken, smells like fiash.

Never eat chiaken that smells like fiash and ALWAYS do a fianger test fiarst.

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**Accidental Stoner** · 11-02-2015, 10:38 PM

Nothing wrong with a little hydrogen sulfide every now & then.
Health benefits in small doses, flatuologists say.

**JayRodney** · 11-02-2015, 11:13 PM

Flatuologists? Isn't Tom Cruise one of those?

**White Ribbon** · 11-03-2015, 12:11 AM

Where did our genius fart master go?

11-03-2015, 08:07 AM

(11-03-2015, 12:11 AM)the white ribbon Wrote: Where did our genius fart master go?

FMF back in the house!!! At your service

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 11-03-2015, 09:32 AM

at our service ?

COOL ,,,
I have a Goat that needs to be Milked

any good at that ?

if not

Can you try to get the Ticks off my Coons , I'd like to
eat one tonight

**White Ribbon** · 11-03-2015, 09:41 AM

(11-03-2015, 08:07 AM)Fart Master FIASH Wrote:
(11-03-2015, 12:11 AM)the white ribbon Wrote: Where did our genius fart master go?

FMF back in the house!!! At your service

So its spelt fiash, so that wasnt a typo for flash?

Give us more riddles prophet fart man, tell us about the birds and the bees, the history of the universe and what kim karadashian is going to call her baby..

11-04-2015, 08:12 AM

(11-03-2015, 09:41 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:
(11-03-2015, 08:07 AM)Fart Master FIASH Wrote:
(11-03-2015, 12:11 AM)the white ribbon Wrote: Where did our genius fart master go?

FMF back in the house!!! At your service

So its spelt fiash, so that wasnt a typo for flash?

Give us more riddles prophet fart man, tell us about the birds and the bees, the history of the universe and what kim karadashian is going to call her baby..

You wanted a riddle. You are getting a Fart Master FlASH original. Oh.... And in the meantime.... Figure out what font you are using peeps, where you don't get that a lowercase L, and l looks like an I

What comes last but always first?
Starts as god, then fool reversed.
Omniscient all or local fall
Balance it out, one and all
A dream, reality, neither or both?
Fractal evolution or static conclusion
Who is there, many or seclusion?

**White Ribbon** · 11-04-2015, 08:44 AM

(11-04-2015, 08:12 AM)Fart Master FIASH Wrote:
(11-03-2015, 09:41 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:
(11-03-2015, 08:07 AM)Fart Master FIASH Wrote:
(11-03-2015, 12:11 AM)the white ribbon Wrote: Where did our genius fart master go?

FMF back in the house!!! At your service

So its spelt fiash, so that wasnt a typo for flash?

Give us more riddles prophet fart man, tell us about the birds and the bees, the history of the universe and what kim karadashian is going to call her baby..

You wanted a riddle. You are getting a Fart Master FlASH original. Oh.... And in the meantime.... Figure out what font you are using peeps, where you don't get that a lowercase L, and l looks like an I

What comes last but always first?
Starts as god, then fool reversed.
Omniscient all or local fall
Balance it out, one and all
A dream, reality, neither or both?
Fractal evolution or static conclusion
Who is there, many or seclusion?

The admin here are terrible, surely they made the lower case l look like an i on purpose, such an agenda going on..

So kim is calling her baby god?