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They Call My Fart Master FlASH
11-02-2015, 08:20 AM #1
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iRIE lion in the house of Leo!!!!


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11-02-2015, 09:04 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Looks like chiacken, smells like fiash.
11-02-2015, 10:45 AM #3
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Or both damned.gif

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11-02-2015, 04:22 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(11-02-2015, 09:04 AM)Octo Wrote:  Looks like chiacken, smells like fiash.

Never eat chiaken that smells like fiash and ALWAYS do a fianger test fiarst.

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11-02-2015, 06:37 PM #5
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11-02-2015, 10:38 PM #6
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Nothing wrong with a little hydrogen sulfide every now & then.
Health benefits in small doses, flatuologists say.

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11-02-2015, 11:13 PM #7
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Flatuologists? Isn't Tom Cruise one of those? chuckle.gif

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11-03-2015, 08:07 AM #8
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(11-03-2015, 12:11 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  Where did our genius fart master go?

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FMF back in the house!!! At your service
11-03-2015, 09:32 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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at our service ?

COOL ,,,
I have a Goat that needs to be Milked

any good at that ?

if not

Can you try to get the Ticks off my Coons , I'd like to
eat one tonight
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11-04-2015, 08:12 AM #10
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(11-03-2015, 09:41 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(11-03-2015, 08:07 AM)Fart Master FIASH Wrote:  
(11-03-2015, 12:11 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  Where did our genius fart master go?

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FMF back in the house!!! At your service

So its spelt fiash, so that wasnt a typo for flash?

Give us more riddles prophet fart man, tell us about the birds and the bees, the history of the universe and what kim karadashian is going to call her baby..

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You wanted a riddle. You are getting a Fart Master FlASH original. Oh.... And in the meantime.... Figure out what font you are using peeps, where you don't get that a lowercase L, and l looks like an I


What comes last but always first?
Starts as god, then fool reversed.
Omniscient all or local fall
Balance it out, one and all
A dream, reality, neither or both?
Fractal evolution or static conclusion
Who is there, many or seclusion?
11-04-2015, 10:30 AM #11
Accidental Stoner Member
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(11-02-2015, 11:13 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Flatuologists? Isn't Tom Cruise one of those? chuckle.gif

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Explains all those shitty movies chuckle.gif
11-04-2015, 10:37 AM #12
Accidental Stoner Member
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(11-04-2015, 08:12 AM)Fart Master FIASH Wrote:  What comes last but always first?
Starts as god, then fool reversed.
Omniscient all or local fall
Balance it out, one and all
A dream, reality, neither or both?
Fractal evolution or static conclusion
Who is there, many or seclusion?

Yes.
That is excellent, FM Fiash.

As soon as there is something
discernible from nothing
the show must go on
the drama play out
the dumb learn to shout.

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11-04-2015, 08:14 PM #13
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(11-03-2015, 09:41 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(11-03-2015, 08:07 AM)Fart Master FIASH Wrote:  
(11-03-2015, 12:11 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  Where did our genius fart master go?

blink.gif

FMF back in the house!!! At your service

So its spelt fiash, so that wasnt a typo for flash?

Give us more riddles prophet fart man, tell us about the birds and the bees, the history of the universe and what kim karadashian is going to call her baby..

blonde.gif

(11-04-2015, 08:12 AM)Fart Master FIASH Wrote:  
(11-03-2015, 09:41 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(11-03-2015, 08:07 AM)Fart Master FIASH Wrote:  
(11-03-2015, 12:11 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  Where did our genius fart master go?

blink.gif

FMF back in the house!!! At your service

So its spelt fiash, so that wasnt a typo for flash?

Give us more riddles prophet fart man, tell us about the birds and the bees, the history of the universe and what kim karadashian is going to call her baby..

blonde.gif

You wanted a riddle. You are getting a Fart Master FlASH original. Oh.... And in the meantime.... Figure out what font you are using peeps, where you don't get that a lowercase L, and l looks like an I


What comes last but always first?
Starts as god, then fool reversed.
Omniscient all or local fall
Balance it out, one and all
A dream, reality, neither or both?
Fractal evolution or static conclusion
Who is there, many or seclusion?

woah!!!
11-04-2015, 08:20 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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yup.gif I know dude, sometimes it's like... [Image: pointing.gif]
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11-12-2015, 07:26 AM #15
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(11-04-2015, 08:20 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  yup.gif I know dude, sometimes it's like... [Image: pointing.gif]
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What rhymes with smart
but isn't fart?
hubble deep field view
civilians, a bit tart
oil leash you are on but know not
lets play chess Sirm8alot
the galaxy is yours
if you throw the yolk
in the process you
might even choke
bloke



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