Went on a long drive to Wakulla Springs Park, FL to enjoy a picnic lunch. Some of the scenes from the Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movies were filmed there.
Well those little bastards were laying in wait. I'd never heard of biting gnats before, so I was the perfect victim for these flesh eating varmints.
They turned what was supposed to be a lovely picnic lunch into pure misery!
They kept biting and biting to the point where they drew blood from my forehead. They actually took tiny bits of flesh. I'm tellin' ya, with enough bites, you started to disappear. Those effing bugs probably sat around a campfire and talked about what a great day they had eating one of the the Spring visitors.
There was a hotel on the property with a gift shop. They had bug spray. I told the man that as long as it was under $100, I'm buying it. Of course the can was way over priced (Something like $7) but it seemed like a bargain at the time.
Pray for me.