Hello, My name is Curlie and I'm a Clip-a-holic.
Mason...Lemme tell ya' Bro ~ a dog's life can always be worse. Clippers are a piece of cake compared compared to not having peeps that care what you look like and how comfortable you are...or if your tummy has sumpin' in it.
My Dad clips me, too. He learned how from a nice lady and he does a fair job of it. He calls the results my poodle suit and I love all the attention it gets. Yeah, it looks doofy, but hey, it gets me pets and treats. I even get more ooohs and aahhs if I prance around and be cute, too. The only bad thing is that I need clippin' every 6 weeks.
I'm sorry you look like a chupathingy (wtf is that, anyway?)
I have never been on a computer before. Is it difficult to learn how to make woofs on the tv thing? What does a Helpdesk Dog do?
I have chickens to guard. I have two sisters (a Sheltie named Sadie and a Chiweenie named Bella) and 5 kitties, too. They are all cool. We used to have another boy dog, the Ol' Man Scooty the Goldie, but he had to leave to be with the other puppies that used to live here. We miss him. I know I do, cuz I'm now the little man of the house and it's a big job.
It's nice to meet you (virtual sniff-sniff) and I hope your fur grows quickly.
Bye for now,