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They gave me a haircut, now I look like Chupacabra. Ask me a question
07-21-2014, 02:28 PM #31
Curlie Member
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asdo ;lkwe pxbetd /fogtoiw-[ jdre4p0gj aar. (Curly doesn't know how to type ~ or spell...Dad's translation below:)

Hello, My name is Curlie and I'm a Clip-a-holic.

Mason...Lemme tell ya' Bro ~ a dog's life can always be worse. Clippers are a piece of cake compared compared to not having peeps that care what you look like and how comfortable you are...or if your tummy has sumpin' in it.

My Dad clips me, too. He learned how from a nice lady and he does a fair job of it. He calls the results my poodle suit and I love all the attention it gets. Yeah, it looks doofy, but hey, it gets me pets and treats. I even get more ooohs and aahhs if I prance around and be cute, too. The only bad thing is that I need clippin' every 6 weeks. gaah.gif

I'm sorry you look like a chupathingy (wtf is that, anyway?)

I have never been on a computer before. Is it difficult to learn how to make woofs on the tv thing? What does a Helpdesk Dog do?

I have chickens to guard. I have two sisters (a Sheltie named Sadie and a Chiweenie named Bella) and 5 kitties, too. They are all cool. We used to have another boy dog, the Ol' Man Scooty the Goldie, but he had to leave to be with the other puppies that used to live here. We miss him. I know I do, cuz I'm now the little man of the house and it's a big job.

It's nice to meet you (virtual sniff-sniff) and I hope your fur grows quickly.

Bye for now,
Curlie
07-21-2014, 02:31 PM #32
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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hug.gif Him's a big sweetie! He looks so proud chuckle.gif

wonder.gif
07-21-2014, 02:33 PM #33
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,601 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Hi Curlie! wave.gif What big boy you are. İmage Welcome, I'll let Mason use the computer after we're back from town 13.gif He can't post unsupervised.
07-21-2014, 03:02 PM #34
Wicked Oblivion Member
Posts:10,776 Threads:720 Joined:Oct 2012
(07-21-2014, 02:04 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  
(07-21-2014, 10:32 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  That's peanut butter dependent. coffeetime.gif
Peanut Butter + Dog = Womans Best Friend (*=*)

Although like me the dog would probably prefer marshmallow (*-*)

İmage
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07-21-2014, 03:16 PM #35
Mason's bitch Incognito Anonymous
 
It looks nice, but stop asking me to get a brazilian.
07-21-2014, 03:34 PM #36
Wicked Oblivion Member
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İmage
07-21-2014, 03:35 PM #37
Wicked Oblivion Member
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Her head looks like its sticking out of a giant #### (*=*)

İmage
07-21-2014, 03:38 PM #38
Wicked Oblivion Member
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Does she look good enough to eat or does she look good enough to eat?!

İmage
07-21-2014, 03:40 PM #39
Wicked Oblivion Member
Posts:10,776 Threads:720 Joined:Oct 2012
Heres a candidate for the queen freak of freaky freaks...

I always wanted my hair to look like a furry helicopter landing on my head...

His mommah mustah nevah let him play with any toyz as a child...

Her mommah mustah nevah let her play with anythang...

İmage
07-21-2014, 04:11 PM #40
Wolf Pup Member
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My sisters pomeranian got a form of mange a couple years ago and here is what she looks like:

İmage

İmage
07-21-2014, 04:36 PM #41
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,601 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
She's really cute
07-21-2014, 07:30 PM #42
Mason Helpdesk Dog
Posts:108 Threads:7 Joined:Nov 2011
Hello Curlie! :lick::lick::lick::lick:

I'm glad you were able to sign up, your human seems like a good guy. I don't know what a helpdesk dog really does. I sit behind a desk all day taking calls, but I have not yet received any calls so it's a bit boring. Maybe you can call me some time. Let's go piss in the corners of this thread.
07-21-2014, 08:30 PM #43
Curlie Member
Posts:17 Threads:1 Joined:Jul 2014
(07-21-2014, 07:30 PM)Mason Wrote:  Hello Curlie! :lick::lick::lick::lick:

I'm glad you were able to sign up, your human seems like a good guy. I don't know what a helpdesk dog really does. I sit behind a desk all day taking calls, but I have not yet received any calls so it's a bit boring. Maybe you can call me some time. Let's go piss in the corners of this thread.

Arf! Hi, Mason! :lick:

<< shame...I already did... >> (hangs head low)

I wuz waitin' for ya' at the gate...I dunno where Finland is but I'm sure it's past the end of the road.

Your job sounds like mine ~ all bone and no bite. I'm supposed to guard the chickens ~ but they stay inside their coop all day and then all night. Sometimes just for shits and giggles I bark up a ruckus about two in the mornin' to get my game face on for the chicken rustlers. Dad's never amused. But he always says I'm a good boy to warn him...so I try not to have too much fun in the middle of the night.

One time though...I got a possum cornered!

sniff-sniff-sniff...hike leg...sniff-snort...run like the dickens!
07-22-2014, 12:52 PM #44
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,276 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
I took this of Mason this morning, he wouldn't post it because he still has dignity issues with the Chupacabra look.

İmage

At least I got him to smile by telling a few jokes

wonder.gif
07-22-2014, 12:56 PM #45
White Ribbon call me
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that grass (?) is green.. thats the tropics for you.. 13.gif



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