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This is really only funny if you're an acupuncturist in the usa
08-06-2015, 01:25 AM #1
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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Acupuncturist Wanted, New Grads Only (Bklyn, Bx)

compensation: how low can you go

Looking for fresh meat. New grads only. You must be young, stupid, never had a job other than barista or fry cook at BK. This is so you can be easily brainwashed into thinking that treating 70+ patients a day is normal and what acupuncture is all about. Stockholm Syndrome, baby. It's cool to work for criminals, fits in with the whole 'alternative' thing. You rebel, you. You must wear a white lab jacket so you can look doctor-like and pretend you have some actual medical knowledge. The only needles you need are crappy cheap expired rejects (.13 of course), and the only points you will ever need are UB11 and UB23. Don't you dare think you can do your treatment for the patient without being interrupted by drivers, front desk girls or by an 'assistant' throwing a heat pack and stim on every available surface. Constant abuse by other staff, ridiculously high volume and my browbeating hopefully might cause you to make up notes for people you didn't see, if not you will be FIRED. 1099 only so you can get stuck paying my portion of all the taxes, as well as yours. Just try to complain to the DOL, sucker. The whole funny thing is that, really, these bills aren't meant to be reimbursed anyways, all this 97813,14, +1, cupping, heat, medical massage, tuina, tapdancing, peanut butter sandwich, kitchen sink, etc is for the lawyers, baby. The point is to get the bills as high as possible so the client gets a bigger settlement for the lawyer to take most of. That's the law. Everybody is paid off but you, hippie, and I mean everybody., blue too. Let's see, what's the least amount of money we can pay you for the most amount of patients...also 2 hour unpaid break...how desperate are you? Email me how low you can go....

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/hea/5133752464.html

But it's so outrageous, it should make most people laugh.


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08-06-2015, 01:39 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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damned.gif I take it that's the life of these people?

Insane.

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08-06-2015, 01:42 AM #3
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I thought it was funny 37.gif
08-06-2015, 04:02 AM #4
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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It is funny, because sadly, this is how new grads end up. I got roped into one of those 70 patients a day places recently. I was aghast.
I couldn't walk the next day. Literally.
I got paid 250$.
Id wouldn't do it for less than 500$ if ever asked again. Nuts

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08-06-2015, 12:00 PM #5
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08-06-2015, 06:52 PM #6
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08-09-2015, 02:49 AM #7
White Ribbon call me
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(08-06-2015, 04:02 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  It is funny, because sadly, this is how new grads end up. I got roped into one of those 70 patients a day places recently. I was aghast.
I couldn't walk the next day. Literally.
I got paid 250$.
Id wouldn't do it for less than 500$ if ever asked again. Nuts

How could the acupuncture be any good if you are pumping out 5 people or more an hour? My acupuncturist/qigong master has two rooms and you lay there for an hour or more, he see's a new person every half hour, but you are just laying there processing while he does the other person, and he checks in on you and makes all these blowing noises and tweaks the needles.. He has full psychic hearing, so anything you say in your mind he can hear.. I met his wife there one day and she is the most beautiful chinese woman i have ever met, her energy is off the radar and i even though i am gay, gushed to him how beautiful she is and obviously my aura exploded in sexual thoughts, he got so annoyed, that when he punched my back to prep for the needles he actually was punching me, and so i had this long dialogue (like this post, lol) with him in thoughts, saying you shouldnt have done that steve, im gay, as you know, as if i would want to ğck your wife, after about twenty minutes, i hear a sheepish "im sorry"..

Anyway, rant over, back to work guys..
08-09-2015, 03:03 AM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol... Don't you hate it when your qigong master feels compelled to kick your ass.

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08-09-2015, 03:23 AM #9
White Ribbon call me
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He adores me, im his all time fav western client, he gave me ancient chinese qigong that he doesnt show any westerners, cause he knows i was some high buddhist person in another life and i have done qigong before in other lives..

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08-09-2015, 03:25 AM #10
wtf Incognito Anonymous
 
(08-09-2015, 02:49 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(08-06-2015, 04:02 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  It is funny, because sadly, this is how new grads end up. I got roped into one of those 70 patients a day places recently. I was aghast.
I couldn't walk the next day. Literally.
I got paid 250$.
Id wouldn't do it for less than 500$ if ever asked again. Nuts

How could the acupuncture be any good if you are pumping out 5 people or more an hour? My acupuncturist/qigong master has two rooms and you lay there for an hour or more, he see's a new person every half hour, but you are just laying there processing while he does the other person, and he checks in on you and makes all these blowing noises and tweaks the needles.. He has full psychic hearing, so anything you say in your mind he can hear.. I met his wife there one day and she is the most beautiful chinese woman i have ever met, her energy is off the radar and i even though i am gay, gushed to him how beautiful she is and obviously my aura exploded in sexual thoughts, he got so annoyed, that when he punched my back to prep for the needles he actually was punching me, and so i had this long dialogue (like this post, lol) with him in thoughts, saying you shouldnt have done that steve, im gay, as you know, as if i would want to ğck your wife, after about twenty minutes, i hear a sheepish "im sorry"..

Anyway, rant over, back to work guys..

did you get a pussy boner?
08-09-2015, 07:57 AM #11
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(08-09-2015, 03:25 AM)wtf Wrote:  
(08-09-2015, 02:49 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(08-06-2015, 04:02 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  It is funny, because sadly, this is how new grads end up. I got roped into one of those 70 patients a day places recently. I was aghast.
I couldn't walk the next day. Literally.
I got paid 250$.
Id wouldn't do it for less than 500$ if ever asked again. Nuts

How could the acupuncture be any good if you are pumping out 5 people or more an hour? My acupuncturist/qigong master has two rooms and you lay there for an hour or more, he see's a new person every half hour, but you are just laying there processing while he does the other person, and he checks in on you and makes all these blowing noises and tweaks the needles.. He has full psychic hearing, so anything you say in your mind he can hear.. I met his wife there one day and she is the most beautiful chinese woman i have ever met, her energy is off the radar and i even though i am gay, gushed to him how beautiful she is and obviously my aura exploded in sexual thoughts, he got so annoyed, that when he punched my back to prep for the needles he actually was punching me, and so i had this long dialogue (like this post, lol) with him in thoughts, saying you shouldnt have done that steve, im gay, as you know, as if i would want to ğck your wife, after about twenty minutes, i hear a sheepish "im sorry"..

Anyway, rant over, back to work guys..

did you get a pussy boner?

You can read? Its a miracle..

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08-11-2015, 12:29 AM #12
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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(08-09-2015, 02:49 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(08-06-2015, 04:02 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  It is funny, because sadly, this is how new grads end up. I got roped into one of those 70 patients a day places recently. I was aghast.
I couldn't walk the next day. Literally.
I got paid 250$.
Id wouldn't do it for less than 500$ if ever asked again. Nuts

How could the acupuncture be any good if you are pumping out 5 people or more an hour? My acupuncturist/qigong master has two rooms and you lay there for an hour or more, he see's a new person every half hour, but you are just laying there processing while he does the other person, and he checks in on you and makes all these blowing noises and tweaks the needles.. He has full psychic hearing, so anything you say in your mind he can hear.. I met his wife there one day and she is the most beautiful chinese woman i have ever met, her energy is off the radar and i even though i am gay, gushed to him how beautiful she is and obviously my aura exploded in sexual thoughts, he got so annoyed, that when he punched my back to prep for the needles he actually was punching me, and so i had this long dialogue (like this post, lol) with him in thoughts, saying you shouldnt have done that steve, im gay, as you know, as if i would want to ğck your wife, after about twenty minutes, i hear a sheepish "im sorry"..

Anyway, rant over, back to work guys..

Exactly. It was one of those Russian pain management places. Each patient gets initial needles, then a second set of needles 15min later. It's like treating 140 patients. Milks the billing to double. It's terrible acupuncture. They do it just to make money. The patients know no better.

I asked her, how busy is it? When you ask that, the usual reply is, maybe 15 patients a day,

She kept skirting around it, ohhh, sometimes is busy, sometimes it's not...
No numbers. That's a huge clue. But I needed the money. A slow day in that place is apparently about 50 as day. That's almost 80$ per patient.
Hownmuch money, A DAY, is that.
Almost 7 grand on a busy day. 35,000 a WEEK. They ddon't stay open long is my observation. 10 a day is a good living. Nuts

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08-11-2015, 01:44 AM #13
White Ribbon call me
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Russians are very strange..

From a different planet..

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08-11-2015, 11:06 PM #14
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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(08-11-2015, 01:44 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  Russians are very strange..

From a different planet..

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Russian mob. Almost of em. The Russian monopolize the pain management clinics here. I suspect they tell the girls come to America etc, we will put you through school. Then they own them for x amt of years. Working in their clinics. These mad houses.
Working with them is like selling your soul to the devil, seriously. And the yve given our profession a bad name

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