compensation: how low can you go
Looking for fresh meat. New grads only. You must be young, stupid, never had a job other than barista or fry cook at BK. This is so you can be easily brainwashed into thinking that treating 70+ patients a day is normal and what acupuncture is all about. Stockholm Syndrome, baby. It's cool to work for criminals, fits in with the whole 'alternative' thing. You rebel, you. You must wear a white lab jacket so you can look doctor-like and pretend you have some actual medical knowledge. The only needles you need are crappy cheap expired rejects (.13 of course), and the only points you will ever need are UB11 and UB23. Don't you dare think you can do your treatment for the patient without being interrupted by drivers, front desk girls or by an 'assistant' throwing a heat pack and stim on every available surface. Constant abuse by other staff, ridiculously high volume and my browbeating hopefully might cause you to make up notes for people you didn't see, if not you will be FIRED. 1099 only so you can get stuck paying my portion of all the taxes, as well as yours. Just try to complain to the DOL, sucker. The whole funny thing is that, really, these bills aren't meant to be reimbursed anyways, all this 97813,14, +1, cupping, heat, medical massage, tuina, tapdancing, peanut butter sandwich, kitchen sink, etc is for the lawyers, baby. The point is to get the bills as high as possible so the client gets a bigger settlement for the lawyer to take most of. That's the law. Everybody is paid off but you, hippie, and I mean everybody., blue too. Let's see, what's the least amount of money we can pay you for the most amount of patients...also 2 hour unpaid break...how desperate are you? Email me how low you can go....
But it's so outrageous, it should make most people laugh.