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This is what it said inside my Chinese fortune cookie tonight:...
09-12-2017, 06:05 AM #1
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"You are going on well with your business." How did they know? LOL

Pray for me. hug.gif
09-12-2017, 07:15 AM #2
stan Incognito Anonymous
 
(09-12-2017, 06:05 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  "You are going on well with your business." How did they know? LOL

My fortune cookie was empty...

I'm talking to myself through all people aren't I at this point... :( Hey myself...let's build a spaceship and gtfo of here already.
09-12-2017, 04:37 PM #3
Mars Member
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Best wishes on that spaceship construction.
09-12-2017, 05:34 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I stopped reading them after I got
"Future not found - Abort, Retry Ignore?"

wonder.gif
09-12-2017, 08:56 PM #5
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(09-12-2017, 04:37 PM)Mars Wrote:  Best wishes on that spaceship construction.

That's close. I've actually invented a bliss machine, so you won't need to travel to another planet. They say the room service isn't so great on those trips.

When bliss happens, good things happen as well. For instance, for the last decade, I've walked slowly with a hobble from a broken bone in my back. Although I only use the darn invention maybe 10 minutes a day, a minute or two here and a minute or two there, I walk without a hobble. As of yesterday, I could coincidentally walk fast after two months of using the blisser. In fact, I made the mistake of running yesterday. The pounding has stiffened my lower back today, but I'm blissed about it. :-)

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09-12-2017, 09:16 PM #6
Meh Member
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İmage

chuckle.gif And it got real.
09-12-2017, 10:54 PM #7
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(09-12-2017, 09:16 PM)Meh Wrote:  İmage

chuckle.gif  And it got real.

chuckle.gif Now THAT is destiny!

Pray for me. hug.gif
09-13-2017, 10:29 PM #8
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
(09-12-2017, 07:15 AM)stan Wrote:  
(09-12-2017, 06:05 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  "You are going on well with your business." How did they know? LOL

My fortune cookie was empty...

I'm talking to myself through all people aren't I at this point... :(  Hey myself...let's build a spaceship and gtfo of here already.

I got an empty fortune cookie once too, so I wrote myself a positive note to myself.
09-13-2017, 10:31 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif If nothing else that cancelled out the empty fortune cookie.

wonder.gif
09-13-2017, 10:40 PM #10
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
(09-13-2017, 10:31 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif   If nothing else that cancelled out the empty fortune cookie.

Well, it was my first empty fortune cookie so I had to get over the weirdness some how.
09-13-2017, 10:46 PM #11
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hmm.gif

http://www.themagicfortunecookie.com/

"Your wish will be fulfilled."

chuckle.gif

' Welcome to My Nightmare '
09-13-2017, 11:44 PM #12
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(09-13-2017, 10:29 PM)US nli Wrote:  
(09-12-2017, 07:15 AM)stan Wrote:  
(09-12-2017, 06:05 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  "You are going on well with your business." How did they know? LOL

My fortune cookie was empty...

I'm talking to myself through all people aren't I at this point... :(  Hey myself...let's build a spaceship and gtfo of here already.

I got an empty fortune cookie once too, so I wrote myself a positive note to myself.

What you did is simply awesome! Love it.

Maybe the fortune was so good that the cookie maker decided to keep it for him- or herself: "You will have a thousand bowls of rice very soon!"

Pray for me. hug.gif
09-14-2017, 10:33 AM #13
Strigoi Member
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(09-13-2017, 10:46 PM)-NIGHTMARE- Wrote:  hmm.gif

http://www.themagicfortunecookie.com/

"Your wish will be fulfilled."

chuckle.gif

lmao.gif Mine said "Never miss a good chance to shut up" 13.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
09-15-2017, 06:42 AM #14
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,986 Threads:426 Joined:Jun 2012
(09-13-2017, 11:44 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(09-13-2017, 10:29 PM)US nli Wrote:  
(09-12-2017, 07:15 AM)stan Wrote:  
(09-12-2017, 06:05 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  "You are going on well with your business." How did they know? LOL

My fortune cookie was empty...

I'm talking to myself through all people aren't I at this point... :(  Hey myself...let's build a spaceship and gtfo of here already.

I got an empty fortune cookie once too, so I wrote myself a positive note to myself.

What you did is simply awesome! Love it.

Maybe the fortune was so good that the cookie maker decided to keep it for him- or herself: "You will have a thousand bowls of rice very soon!"

We will never know and besides rice is a carbohydrate, didn't ya know?
09-15-2017, 07:53 AM #15
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(09-15-2017, 06:42 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(09-13-2017, 11:44 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(09-13-2017, 10:29 PM)US nli Wrote:  
(09-12-2017, 07:15 AM)stan Wrote:  
(09-12-2017, 06:05 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  "You are going on well with your business." How did they know? LOL

My fortune cookie was empty...

I'm talking to myself through all people aren't I at this point... :(  Hey myself...let's build a spaceship and gtfo of here already.

I got an empty fortune cookie once too, so I wrote myself a positive note to myself.

What you did is simply awesome! Love it.

Maybe the fortune was so good that the cookie maker decided to keep it for him- or herself: "You will have a thousand bowls of rice very soon!"

We will never know and besides rice is a carbohydrate, didn't ya know?

Yeah, baby! A billion and and a half Chinese can't be wrong.

Pray for me. hug.gif



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