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This is what it said inside my Chinese fortune cookie tonight:...
09-15-2017, 08:05 AM #16
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,004 Threads:444 Joined:Jun 2012
(09-15-2017, 07:53 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(09-15-2017, 06:42 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(09-13-2017, 11:44 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(09-13-2017, 10:29 PM)US nli Wrote:  
(09-12-2017, 07:15 AM)stan Wrote:  My fortune cookie was empty...

I'm talking to myself through all people aren't I at this point... :(  Hey myself...let's build a spaceship and gtfo of here already.

I got an empty fortune cookie once too, so I wrote myself a positive note to myself.

What you did is simply awesome! Love it.

Maybe the fortune was so good that the cookie maker decided to keep it for him- or herself: "You will have a thousand bowls of rice very soon!"

We will never know and besides rice is a carbohydrate, didn't ya know?

Yeah, baby! A billion and and a half Chinese can't be wrong.

Well, yes then can...just as scientists are always wrong nowadays.
09-16-2017, 06:59 PM #17
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,515 Threads:1,483 Joined:Feb 2011
Scientist get the results the corporations that fund them want.




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