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This is what it said inside my Oreo Cookie
09-19-2017, 11:09 PM #16
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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All my Life , I've tried with all my might ,,, to get free

of Cookies !

Cookies and Milk ,

Cookies like Cows , are assholes
09-21-2017, 04:31 AM #17
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(09-18-2017, 07:27 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  what kind of Fortune Cookie talks like that ?
Eat Me ?

I think I have a Slut Cookie , she spreads easy too .

Yeah all women that want to be satisfied in the ways of wisdom and biology are sluts..Yes...yes..to being a slut and being fully human.
09-21-2017, 09:47 AM #18
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Well ,,,

alrighty then lmao.gif
09-21-2017, 04:15 PM #19
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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İmage

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09-21-2017, 04:37 PM #20
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Rubber Ducky Fox Head ?

I want a Gator Head .

never mind why .
09-21-2017, 07:29 PM #21
Octo Mother Superior
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You should get this one:

Forum Novelties Men's What A Croc Plush Crocodile Mascot Costume

İmage

It's a forum novelty! You could be one of the popular members with this one

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09-22-2017, 07:39 PM #22
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Ordered and on it's way

thanks Octo

There may be some fun in this later on

I have a Rubber Chicken to put in the Mouth .
09-22-2017, 08:19 PM #23
Octo Mother Superior
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Who knew you were such a party animal
09-22-2017, 09:37 PM #24
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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My secret is : I've taught more Animals how to Party than anyone will ever suspect .

Woodstock would never have come into being without my Teachings .

True Fact , yet little Known
09-22-2017, 09:55 PM #25
Octo Mother Superior
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I'm not sure I want to hear the details chuckle.gif
09-23-2017, 07:40 PM #26
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Well details are a bit sketchy after Woodstock ,, it was a Mind Blower , so few recall .
09-23-2017, 10:32 PM #27
Meh Member
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I haven't had an Oreo in years until I saw this thread. Now you forced me to buy a bag you evil kritters and I'm halfway through it! bleh.gif
09-24-2017, 12:31 AM #28
Octo Mother Superior
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Sorry chuckle.gif

If it's any consolation I had Oreos too damned.gif

They had the double filling variety that I never tried and JR insisted...

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09-24-2017, 01:10 AM #29
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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ok ,,, seriously now ,

I am attempting to Train My Oreo to be a Fortune Cookie .

If I succeed at this experiment , Hopefully it will make for me a Fortune .

If however the Experiment Fails ,

I'll invite all of you over to a Cookie Fest , and we can eat up the mess together .

Nothing brings friends together like a Cookie Fest ,,, eh ?
09-24-2017, 01:14 AM #30
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(09-23-2017, 10:32 PM)Meh Wrote:  I haven't had an Oreo in years until I saw this thread. Now you forced me to buy a bag you evil kritters and I'm halfway through it!  bleh.gif

Meh , that is the single draw back to Kritterbox , The Contrived Influencing we engage upon .

For myself , I had no need for an Gator Costume , if I wanted to stuff my Rubber Ducky in a Mouth ,

My Big Word hole would certainly have sufficed .



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